Just feel like Glomping Meggie Poo
*glomps back*
HAPPY NEW YEAR B
MAUREEN:
I THINK WE NEED AN AGENT!
MARK:
WE?
JOANNE:
THAT’S SELLING OUT
MARK:
BUT IT’S NICE TO DREAM
MAUREEN:
YEAH -- IT’S NETWORK TV
AND IT’S ALL THANKS TO ME
MARK:
SOMEHOW I THINK I SMELL THE WHIFF OF A SCHEME
JOANNE:
ME TOO
MAUREEN:
WE CAN PLAN ANOTHER PROTEST
JOANNE:
WE?!
MAUREEN:
THIS TIME YOU CAN SHOOT FROM THE START
YOU’LL DIRECT
STARRING ME!
ALL:
5, 4, 3... OPEN SESAME!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR
HAPPY NEW YEAR
HAPPY NEW ...
BENNY:
I SEE THAT YOU’VE BEATEN ME TO THE PUNCH
ROGER:
HOW’D YOU KNOW WE’D BE HERE?
BENNY:
I HAD A HUNCH
MARK:
YOU’RE NOT MAD?
BENNY:
I’M HERE TO END THIS WAR
IT’S A SHAME YOU WENT AND DESTROYED THE DOOR
MIMI:
WHY ALL THE SUDDEN BIG ABOUT FACE?
BENNY:
THE CREDIT IS YOURS -- YOU MADE A GOOD CASE
ROGER:
WHAT CASE?
BENNY:
MIMI CAME TO SEE ME AND SHE HAD MUCH TO SAY
MIMI:
THAT’S NOT HOW YOU PUT IT AT ALL YESTERDAY
BENNY:
I COULDN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT THE WHOLE MESS
MARK -- YOU WANT TO GET THIS ON FILM
MARK:
I GUESS
BENNY:
I REGRET THE UNLUCKY CIRCUMSTANCES OF THE PAST SEVEN DAYS
ROGER:
CIRCUMSTANCE? YOU PADLOCKED OUR DOOR
BENNY:
AND IT’S WITH GREAT PLEASURE ON BEHALF OF CYBERARTS
THAT I HAND YOU THIS KEY
ANGEL:
GOLF CLAPS
MARK:
I HAVE NO JUICE IN MY BATTERY
BENNY:
RESHOOT
ROGER:
I SEE -- THIS IS A PHOTO OPPORTUNITY
MAUREEN:
THE BENEVOLENT GOD
USHERS THE POOR ARTISTS BACK TO THEIR FLAT
WERE YOU PLANNING ON TAKING DOWN THE BARBED WIRE
FROM THE LOT, TOO?
ROGER:
ANYTHING BUT THAT!
BENNY:
CLEARING THE LOT WAS A SAFETY CONCERN
WE BREAK GROUND THIS MONTH BUT YOU CAN RETURN
MAUREEN:
THAT’S WHY YOU’RE HERE WITH PEOPLE YOU HATE
INSTEAD OF WITH MUFFY AT MUFFY’S ESTATE
BENNY:
I’D HONESTLY RATHER BE WITH YOU TONIGHT THAN IN WESTPORT--
ROGER:
SPARE US OLD SPORT, THE SOUNDBITE
BENNY:
MIMI -- SINCE YOUR WAYS ARE SO SEDUCTIVE
MIMI:
YOU CAME ON TO ME!
BENNY:
CONVINCE HIM NOT TO BE SO COUNTERPRODUCTIVE
ROGER:
LIAR!
BENNY:
WHY NOT TELL HIM WHAT YOU WORE TO MY PLACE?
MIMI:
I WAS ON MY WAY TO WORK
BENNY:
BLACK LEATHER AND LACE!
MY DESK WAS A MESS -- I THINK I’M STILL SORE
MIMI:
CAUSE I KICKED HIM AND TOLD HIM I WASN’T HIS *****
BENNY:
BUT DOES YOUR BOYFRIEND KNOW WHO YOUR LAST BOYFRIEND WAS?
ROGER:
I’M NOT HER BOYFRIEND -- I DON’T CARE WHAT SHE DOES
ANGEL:
PEOPLE! IS THIS ANY WAY TO START A NEW YEAR?
HAVE COMPASSION, BENNY JUST LOST HIS CAT
BENNY:
MY DOG -- BUT I APPRECIATE THAT
ANGEL:
MY CAT HAD A FALL AND I WENT THROUGH HELL
BENNY:
IT’S LIKE LOSING A ... HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT SHE FELL?
COLLINS:
CHAMPAGNE?
BENNY:
DON’T MIND IF I DO -- TO DOGS
ALL BUT BENNY:
NO BENNY -- TO YOU!
ANGEL:
LET’S MAKE A RESOLUTION
MIMI:
I’LL DRINK TO THAT
COLLINS:
LET’S ALWAYS STAY FRIENDS
JOANNE:
THOUGH WE MAY HAVE OUR DISPUTES
MAUREEN:
THIS FAMILY TREE’S GOT DEEP ROOTS
MARK:
FRIENDSHIP IS THICKER THAN BLOOD
ROGER:
THAT DEPENDS
MIMI:
DEPENDS ON TRUST
ROGER:
DEPENDS ON TRUE DEVOTION
JOANNE:
DEPENDS ON LOVE
MARK:
DEPENDS ON NOT DENYING EMOTION
ROGER:
PERHAPS
ALL:
IT’S GONNA BE A HAPPY NEW YEAR
ROGER:
I GUESS
ALL:
IT’S GONNA BE A HAPPY NEW YEAR
ROGER:
YOU’RE RIGHT
ANGEL:
IT’S GONNA BE A HAPPY NEW YEAR
ROGER & MIMI:
I’M SORRY
ROGER:
COMING?
MIMI:
IN A MINUTE -- I’M FINE -- GO
THE MAN:
WELL, WELL, WELL, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
IT’S GONNA BE A HAPPY NEW YEAR
THERE, THERE... (etc.)