TrueEeyore
Dasani Girl
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hey i thought you guys might find this funny!
Dear Non-Pregnant Person,
I hope you find these guidelines helpful in your interactions with pregnant women as failing to follow them may result in serious physical harm. ..
If you are thinking, surely she doesnt mean me- then you should probably read this twice.
There's a couple of people I could really print this out and give it to!

This is my theory. If you were not there to create the child then you do not need to be there when the child is born. We will call you when everything is done and over. This mainly applies to my mother. we were there for my newphews birth (well not in the room but at the hospital since it was a state away my mom didn't want to miss it) and she drove me crazy and I am sure my dad too---he just knew better not to say anything
Since they will be more local for my son's birth I told them I would call them after he is born....my dad thanked me....there is no reason for them to sit there and worry until it is all over with. If they don't know I am having the baby then the better off they are because then she would just drive me crazy and I don't need that when I am trying to have a baby. Its stressful enough. Of course this will only work with the 1st child because with the second child at least one set of grandparents will know I am in labor since someone will have to stay with the 1st child while we go to the hospital.

