BLASPHAMY! BLASPHAMY!, BLASPHAMY!
WHAT is going on!.... I thought everyone was so SYKED up for Pirate Night!...
PLEEEEASE don't chicken out of Pirate Night!

Rrrrrrr whole group is SO excited about dressing up Pirate. Rrrrr husbands are totally into it and we have gotten them WIGS, HATS, SCARFs, Moustaches, EARINGS, HOOKS, Swords, Pistols, NECKLACES!... Pleeeease dont' let them be the only ones. We have syked them up for this and they will be PISSED if they are the only ones. Don't Mutiny on me NOW.
PLUS we are enviting EVERYONE to rrrrr big room to PIRATE Party with us on the first night.
Pleeeese don't let us down.
Rrrrr ya'll NOT coming??!
AND we are Dressing to the Teeth on Formal Night. Our Guys have Tuxedos and we have Ball Gowns, Sequins, Feathers, Jewels... This is a ONCE in a lifetime thing, well maybe not once, but once at THIS time.

PIXIE Dust ON all of you to get you motivated.