And here comes the sillyness of surferrat's ideas..(I know oh lord here comes Dude with some off the wall comment instead of being serious...) Just trying to get everyone to smile because Monday is over...
So here are my ideas....
1) Instead of a que line Screen to get into everything, I think we should have an actual line where on Blistery hot sunny day we see people sweating and dripping and the hair styles going bad...(Ohh I would love to see QueenLiz's, PeachyT's, Diskrista's and the rest of the lovely ladies saying in game..OMG my hair is getting so messed up..It is hot and dreadful) Group hug? no...ok then next...
2) Along the same lines of the hair styles, seeing the noses twitch from the ohh so bad odifirious ( I know that is not a word, but it sounded good) fumes at the end of the day....(MtLott..What is that smell....Surferrat..Umm I think it is that DUDE in front of us...PeachyTWOW that is 1 ODIFIRIOUS smell...QueenLizIs my hair that bad?...Diskrista:ODIFIRIOUS? I know that is not a word..Astryd Can we please move from this guy..It is really really bad..MousseDude Quiet he can here us...Jellyrolls Excuse me sir, but would you like to trade my Esmerelda Pin for this really really nice limited edition Esmeralda Pin? DisAeryn Can we just skip the popcorn line?
3) Fastpass Terminals....now that would be a treat..take the world map off and everyone has to run to the places they want to get to and if they dont want to wait for the Jungle Cruise they can fastpass it...PinkyGirlygirl Ok Tinkgirl...you run for the fastpass, and I will walk slow to make sure you get a good start...Park opens...PikyGirlyGirl starts blocking everyone and Tinkgirl bumb rushes through the line as you see hats going every where as she is knocking them off their heads so that she can pass them....Not noticing this...Irishhockey (Standing at the Fastpass terminals with a Hockey Stick) "Back off People these are my passes....!!
4) Food...we all love Disney food...The characters need to get hungry..we all wait in line to order food and pay 500 credits for a 1/4 Burger with Fires and 100 for the drink...(They don't believe in meal deals I guess) Wendot If people dont start moving in line, I am going to die of hunger....ToonDude All I want is one of those Mickey Mouse Ice Cream Bars...Vellamint That is it? A freaking Mickey Mouse Ice Cream Bar..PrincessKelly Forget it...I am waiting in the popcorn line...
5) Shops!!! Now we do have shops, but I believe wew should suffer the same thing we do when all go to buy things....Posableman Dude..I think we got in the right line, we should be able to pay for this and get out before the crowd starts leaving...Luvthatmouse Good because I am tired and getting back to the resort would be nice....(The person in front of them..Lets call them ...GORDON!!! Gordon Can I get all 200 glasses wrapped in triple layer and each in it's own bag...Ohh that is so nice..Turns to our lovely couple....I am paying in singles too!!!
6) The Parades...we need Parades....Mcbain Maybe we can squeeze in between this light pole and garbage can since the family in front of us has their 2 strollers long ways on the edge and the other too perpendicular to the other stollers (ohhh and we know who you are)....MaliaMichelle That sounds good.....we can see the parade and ignore the smell from the trash can...The family with the strollers mother looks at them..we will call her Gordona!!! Gordona Excuse me.....as she pushes another stroller there, (where it came from who knows) butthe answer is no, I had that reserved for my 32 family members on space mountain..
7) The 2 Way Radios...Now I use and they are great, but some people are annoying...coolswimgirl BubbleGumGirl are you there BubblegumGirl..Bubblegumgirl I am here coolswimgirl...(now multiply this by 100 and imagine this in a 1 minute span..)
8) I forgot to add this to the eating part, but hey it is the end of a Monday...But we should have actual places to eat..Canadian Ok everyone lets go find a table to sit down and eat dinner...Excuse me sir...I noticed there is a table behind you...may I pass through to get to it...(Gordon is back)...Gordon What?!?!?!?! No...I have 200 glasses here in single bags and I need to take up all 3 tables to sit my stuff on....
9) Rain...Those of us who frequent WDW a lot knows what happens at 3pm.Rain..so we need Rain...Then we all go running for cover to get out of the rain...as that odifirious smell starts to rise through the air in the Star Light Cafe...and even the Alf looking piano player twitches his nose at everyone...No names here everyone stinks at this point of the day...
and Finally the number 10 thing we should have in this game.....The picture people right in front...at the parks...Excuse me can I take your picture..Bubbasfriend Umm that is ok...We have a digital camera..CastmemberReally let me take your picture...and ....you can order from the WDW website...Patchy She is fine she said, but thank you soo much for asking...Castmember No let me take your picture..Stands in front ...moves everyone in the picture...Capecad...We can not fit everyone in here it is the Dis VMK meet and greet..Cape girl..(I call her that, why I don't know)...Just get in the picture dear...Cast Member...Excuse me sir can you please move over and put that Darth Vader Doll down...WDWTigger Raises his optical mouse pushes a button and bang she is gone..."290,000 points...now..lets ride some rides...!"