LaraK
<font color=magenta>A wet monitor is the sign of a
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Ok, so this morning, my DS8 tells me he needs $5. I ask him what he needs this money for, and he says for the school store, he needs some new pencils. Well, of course, I'm left wondering what happened to the two thousand pencils we purchased at the beginning of the school year.
I tell him that I don't have $5, all I have is a twenty dollar bill. And I don't want to send him to school with that. Well, he whines a little, begs a little, explains how much he really needs a new pencil.
I'm a sucker, so I send him to school with the twenty bucks and strict instructions that he is not to spend more than the $5 he originally asked for, to bring me home my change.
He just got home from school. He tells me that he got a new lead pencil and an eraser from the school store. He pulls them out and shows them to me. Ok, fine. And then he tells me that he gave a few dollars to "Pennies for Patients" some project his class is doing for hospital patients. He also explained (in great detail) that you don't just have to give pennies, you can actually give dollars also. So I let him tell me all about it, since he was onand feeling so good about himself.
Oh, and he had to spend $10 on lunch, he tells me. At that point, my eyes bug out of my head as I ask him what he could have possibly eaten that would cause him to spend $10 in the school cafeteria. It seems as though he owes money on his lunch account and has been neglecting to tell me (like always). Ok, fine.
And then he pulls out two pairs of earrings that he bought from his 13 year old cousin on the bus. She likes to make crafty things and convinced him that his mommy would love the earrings and that she was giving him a really good deal by selling them to him -- 2 pair for $4.
He immediately made me put them on. I'm currently wearing a pair of earrings that he bought for me, even though I'm dying to take them out, because I just know that they're going to make my ears fall off. But he's so proud of himself for thinking of me and getting me a present that I can't bear to hurt his feelings by taking them off. Now I'm left wondering when was my last tetenis shot?
So he empties out his pocket, and he has 5 quarters and a dime. He asks me if I'm mad at him for spending all my money. I gave him a hug and told him, "No, honey, I already knew you wouldn't bring me any money. Your father has taught you well."
I'd be torn between wanting to beat him and hug him.