Land Of Sensible Enjoyable Reality-based Sweethearts.-AKA The "LOSERS" come on in!

[RVGal]

Today, I caught it in time. My youngest has had more than one episode of poop painting and eating (yes, eating ). The month that she figured out how to undress herself, she made it her mission to wake up before anyone else in the morning, get naked, and poop so she could play in it. It happened repeatedly.

The last time it happened, I was really sick and my husband discovered her holding a hunk and chewing on it. Watching him gag and barf might have clued her in that she was doing something wrong.

Okay, I have had the finger painting episode more than once, but the eating? Yeah, that's one form of recycling that I hope we avoid.

 

[Mkrop]

Ok I think I want hurl

 

[LaraK]

OMG! I'm EATING! Ewwwwwwwwwww!

I'm used to having to admire it once it's in the toilet, but Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

I have the girls in bed for a nap right now, and just remembering those episodes sent me running to check and make sure the diaper is still intact.

 

[RVGal]

I'm off to pick up the Lucky Duck from kindergarten. Try to behave while I'm gone... or take notes and catch me up when I get back...

 

[DorkyDisneyMom]

ahhh DS10 just had a meltdown bc his class might lose the ice cream party to the other 4th grade class over Boxtops. They supposedly started this contest a week ago, he tells me about last night at 8pm and doesnt know when the deadline is.

Luckily I save them anyway to send in here and there I keep a baggie and if I see one I rip it off and throw it in. So last night while watching AI DS10 and I start cutting them. He has about 45 of them. Good deal or so I thought.

This morning he starts crying (I mean he is upset)that no one else except one little boy has brought them in and they are so going to lose. So I run around this morning like a crazy woman trying to rip off more.

Just how I wanted to start my morning.

Those boxtops are just crazy. My MIL colleceted them for DD in Kindergarten. Her class won the contest but they didn't win anything. Stupid.

Morning LOSERS!!

Well TODAY is the day. My 20 week sonogram!!! Will it be a boy or a girl? Unfortunately I have the last appointment with sono lady of the day at 4 so we have to wait all day.

It's also my friend's 30th birthday (young-uns, I swear) so I need to go get a card and see if I can find something suitable to make her wear to lunch and dinner today, I passed on the 30th birthday tiara I had given to me. I also get to check out her new man at dinner tonight. It's a full day, for me anyway.

Woo Hoo! I can't wait to hear what you are having.

Morning.

I just typed two paragraphs and none of it made sense, so I'll just say hi. I am so tired I want to cry.

Me too. I was up much too late last night. My punishment for doing that was Mr. No Fear got up twice after I went to bed. I also had to go to the dentist this morning. I get to go to the oral surgeon and get my wisdom teeth pulled.

Hey threep did ya get my message from last night on LL? I was too tired to even use the shift key last night. I'm too old to stay up late.

 

[fltwinmom]

Hi everyone.

Just wanted to say "Hi"




How are you all this afternoon?

 

[fltwinmom]

PS - I brought cookies.

The girl scout variety

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

Oh, yummy, cookies!!!

 

[It's A Happy Day]

My butt thanks you

 

[nataliela]

You losers sure are active on this board for being such being LOSERS!!!!! I feel as if I have to make this a chore to keep up with you guys! I tried to catch up yesterday by skipping back to the last part I read, but got distracted with the Ms. Pudding Pop thread…Poor Thing!

I ran my first 5K race this weekend, and now my goal is the Disney Marathon in 2010! I could fill you in with all the other details that I have planned in between now and then…but then I might get points from Lara for being so winnerish!

I also decided that Monday I would start a hard core diet…only salads, no meat…I want to lose 10 pounds…but then the girl scout cookies I ordered came in…so the diet will begin after that.

I guess a true loser would just skip to the last page and continue to post…but I feel as if I would miss out on everything, so I went back and read everything...here are some things I wanted to comment on!

Here's my answers without looking back.

Lara
Rachel
Linda
Renea
Mary
Joss
Stephanie
Robin
Kelly
Kellie
Margie

I had to look back for these two.
I was blinded by the cabana boys. Sally
How do you spell that? Nataliela

How did I do? I think I missed Shore. Ok, but, really I have to look busy. I will look back when I am not getting the eye.

Have a good one.

Its just Natalie.....the "la" is either my state, or the first two letters of my new last name, which ever way you want

I'm pretty much used to not having DH sleeping next to me with him gone to the fire station over night or when he is deployed. I joke around about getting the whole bed to myself, which is actually nice
This time I can't go to sleep without the tv on. I can't figure it out cause I haven't had this problem before. So I just set the timer on the tv for about 20 minutes to an hour and close my eyes. I'm always asleep before the tv turns off.

I was out of town this weekend, and my husband was so excited to be able to sleep on the sofa???? I even told him that he can have the bed to himself! and he said "nope, I want to fall asleep with the TV on!!!!!!" What an exciting weekend for him!

Mornin', friends.

My kids slept in today, which is not surprising considering how late it was when they went to sleep. My dh was watching Terminator 2 (AGAIN) and every time I wasn't looking he'd turn the surround sound back up. I wouldn't notice until something dramatic happened and the whole house would shake, then I would hear the girls giggling in their beds.

Is it a man thing to watch the same movies over and over again? I know that everyone has a few movies they can watch repeatedly, but he will watch any movie a dozen times.

Oh yeah.....Even though we have a lot of dvds, Pirates 2, Three Amigos and Seinfeld are always out on top the dvd player...I don't even bother with buying him more movies, he only watches a couple of them!

Is it vinyl? Because I have texture issues.

My sister has a disorder we call "not a liquid, not a solid" she is very picky about these things, Pudding, conditioner, condiments, lotions...she won't go near them. She will only use clear toothpaste and shampoo.

The only thing I am good about for me is the GYN and the dentist

Me too!!! I was told last year at the gyn to go to my general dr. and get blook work done yeah, THAT happened!!!!

Did any of you see this one?http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1732702

I checked the website and somewhere there are 120 of me running around! My daughter is a one-and-only and DS is 1/125 There are about 1200 od DH

I check my maiden name and my married name, it says I'm the only one...not true about my maiden name. I checked my husbands name...and he does not exist...I know there are atleast 2 more of his names b/c they get arrested!!! One time someone came up to my husband and was like "yeah, I heard you were in jail two months ago, I was in there for a DWI and I kept hearing them call for you. I looked for you, but couldn't find you!!" ALso, sometimes if I tell people who don't know me who I am married to, I have to clarify which community my husband is from b/c if they know the other person with his name, they give me the look!

Moon Sand is on my list of toys not allowed in my house, right between Play-Doh and lawn darts.

Lawn darts? what's this?

Ugh...hate making kids NPO. My son is obsessed with drinking (just juice for now). When he had his first endoscopy that's what woke him up, he heard us say "cup" (his first word). He opened his eyes, said "cup" and punched me in the face.

I punched my husband in the face one time-while sleeping!

I can believe it! I know that whenever I get out of a pool, I'm starving!

Me too....although its getting less as I get older, b/c now I get out of the pool looking down at my body and not wanting to eat!

The weirdest dream I ever had....

I was giving birth. In the crawlspace under my house.

One time I had a dream that I was pregnant (never have been before) and that I was having my baby, but I never got to read "what to expect when expecting" so I was really upset!! My mom was also there and insisted on having my dog in the hospital room with me? Then I was waiting in line to go into the room and I wake up and they made me go in abother room with my husband and the bed had blood on it, so I wouldn't sit on it, but my husband woulnd't give up his seat!!!

Sometimes I will have a fight in a dream with Husband. One time I hit him, I was so mad. I hit him on the arm. I woke up so mad.
Sometimes I will have dreams where he dies. I will wake up crying. I hate those dreams.

Like I said earlier...I punched my husband in the face one time during a dream...I was swimming away from someone chasing me! I do get very emotional dreams, sometimes I will wake myself up gasping for air??

I got a tag! I got a tag!

Yay!!!!! I never recognize you any more with your new avatar!

Thanks for the good wishes everyone!
Hasn't Kelly been trying to unload her kids for like a month?
Mine are going to be walked into a deep forrest with only breadcrumbs in their pockets.

But, being such a loser, you never got around to sewing that hole in their pocket shut, so all the bread crumbs fall out!

maybe you need to borrow Shore's crab

My husband gave me crabs one time..for my birthday!!!! named them "corey, sean, and topanga" They were the little fiddler crabs

That is SO scary!!!!

The girl slept pretty well last night. This morning, however, it was world war three to get her to take her medication...grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!


With the girl, we couldn't tell what she was...she kept her legs modestly crossed for the sono.

The boy, not so much. The ultrasound tech offered my husband a wallet sized photo of the boy's parts...he had his legs splayed open and his hips thrust forward.

men....

Morning.

I just typed two paragraphs and none of it made sense, so I'll just say hi. I am so tired I want to cry.

did I miss a new rule?? our paragraphs have to make sense now??!

Today, I caught it in time. My youngest has had more than one episode of poop painting and eating (yes, eating ). The month that she figured out how to undress herself, she made it her mission to wake up before anyone else in the morning, get naked, and poop so she could play in it. It happened repeatedly.

The last time it happened, I was really sick and my husband discovered her holding a hunk and chewing on it. Watching him gag and barf might have clued her in that she was doing something wrong.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

I love those cookies with the coconut and stripes. I've tried to buy them twice, and neither girl scout table I stopped at had those.

Hey threep did ya get my message from last night on LL? I was too tired to even use the shift key last night. I'm too old to stay up late.

I remember reading it, but I don't remember responding. I'll go back and look again.


I was tired last night, but I stayed up late waiting for my husband's work shirts and jacket to dry (while he snored on the couch... I better get an award for that one), and then it started storming. I hadn't even been in bed 20 minutes before my 3 year old was up crying about the lightning. She didn't go back to sleep until about 5, which would have been okay except my 2 year old woke up at 6 when my DS and DH were up getting ready for school and work.

I am wiped out. I had planned on taking a nap, but the little angels just fell asleep, and now my 13 year old is begging math homework help while the house is quiet. Oh, the joys of parenting.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Natalie, that might be the longest multi-quote I've ever seen!

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

Natalie, that might be the longest multi-quote I've ever seen!

I think she is mucho talented!!! It would have taken me about 10 hours to post something that long!!

Um, has anyone else noticed my assanine addiction to ending my sentences with multiple punctuations? I think I need to work on that.

 

[It's A Happy Day]

I think she is mucho talented!!! It would have taken me about 10 hours to post something that long!!

Um, has anyone else noticed my assanine addiction to ending my sentences with multiple punctuations? I think I need to work on that.

That would be WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[nataliela]

Natalie, that might be the longest multi-quote I've ever seen!

Thanks.....once I learn a new talent, I like to use it to the MAX!

You should see my "running across the cat walk to my office with out looking like I am running so people won't know that I am late" Its pretty good.

 

[RVGal]

I thought my sister was weird with the texture issues thing.

She can't stand to eat off anything metal... and prefers to not eat with metal if at all possible. She takes her own plastic forks/spoons whatever to eat with when we go out.

We went to the Hoop de Doo Revue. Can you imagine her reaction when they sat those pewter looking pails of food and the tin looking plates?

She had to tell the waitress that she couldn't eat off metal. The poor girl looked at her like she was nuts.

She came out with a styrofoam to-go type plate and plastic forks.

 

[DorkyDisneyMom]

I think she is mucho talented!!! It would have taken me about 10 hours to post something that long!!

Um, has anyone else noticed my assanine addiction to ending my sentences with multiple punctuations? I think I need to work on that.

Eh? Who cares?! Not us.

Have you noticed I like half sentences? I think I should have Jack Jack proof read before I post.

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

Ok, so this morning, my DS8 tells me he needs $5. I ask him what he needs this money for, and he says for the school store, he needs some new pencils. Well, of course, I'm left wondering what happened to the two thousand pencils we purchased at the beginning of the school year.

I tell him that I don't have $5, all I have is a twenty dollar bill. And I don't want to send him to school with that. Well, he whines a little, begs a little, explains how much he really needs a new pencil.

I'm a sucker, so I send him to school with the twenty bucks and strict instructions that he is not to spend more than the $5 he originally asked for, to bring me home my change.

He just got home from school. He tells me that he got a new lead pencil and an eraser from the school store. He pulls them out and shows them to me. Ok, fine. And then he tells me that he gave a few dollars to "Pennies for Patients" some project his class is doing for hospital patients. He also explained (in great detail) that you don't just have to give pennies, you can actually give dollars also. So I let him tell me all about it, since he was on and feeling so good about himself.

Oh, and he had to spend $10 on lunch, he tells me. At that point, my eyes bug out of my head as I ask him what he could have possibly eaten that would cause him to spend $10 in the school cafeteria. It seems as though he owes money on his lunch account and has been neglecting to tell me (like always). Ok, fine.

And then he pulls out two pairs of earrings that he bought from his 13 year old cousin on the bus. She likes to make crafty things and convinced him that his mommy would love the earrings and that she was giving him a really good deal by selling them to him -- 2 pair for $4.

He immediately made me put them on. I'm currently wearing a pair of earrings that he bought for me, even though I'm dying to take them out, because I just know that they're going to make my ears fall off. But he's so proud of himself for thinking of me and getting me a present that I can't bear to hurt his feelings by taking them off. Now I'm left wondering when was my last tetenis shot?

So he empties out his pocket, and he has 5 quarters and a dime. He asks me if I'm mad at him for spending all my money. I gave him a hug and told him, "No, honey, I already knew you wouldn't bring me any money. Your father has taught you well."

 

[kaw1218]

ahhh DS10 just had a meltdown bc his class might lose the ice cream party to the other 4th grade class over Boxtops. They supposedly started this contest a week ago, he tells me about last night at 8pm and doesnt know when the deadline is.

Luckily I save them anyway to send in here and there I keep a baggie and if I see one I rip it off and throw it in. So last night while watching AI DS10 and I start cutting them. He has about 45 of them. Good deal or so I thought.

This morning he starts crying (I mean he is upset)that no one else except one little boy has brought them in and they are so going to lose. So I run around this morning like a crazy woman trying to rip off more.

Just how I wanted to start my morning.

when does he need them? if I have a few days...PM me your address...I'll see what I got