If you have a problem, shoot it..

[C.Ann]

Anyone know what kind of time I might be looking at for rubbing out my two elderly neighbors here?

I'm trying SOOOOOOOO hard to be patient, kind, understanding - but I think even Mother Theresa may have had her limits..

I managed to get over the lawn chair incident..

I managed to get over the outlandish assumption that my son-in-law was dumping raw sewage on my property..

I got over their "issues" with my granddaughter stepping on a two-inch section of their beach after their OCD adult son had just raked it 52 times in 13 minutes..

I got over them telling me what was in MY mailbox before I got to it on Tuesday..

But today absolutely takes the cake!!!!

Since 7 o'clock this morning, there has been a puppy yapping non-stop at a very piercing high pitch right down the road.. (Actually, right next-door to the elderly folks place.) After 5 hours of listening to this, my other neighbor - Mr. T - had finally had enough and went down to talk to the owners (who got quite nasty about it).. As he's coming back up here, the elderly couple come rushing right out and ask him what he was doing.. He explained and they went on to say it was driving them crazy too.. Mr. T went on to tell them that at least part of the reason the puppy was yapping non-stop was because the owners were down on the beach and they had left the dog tied up outside.. The very next words out of their mouths were, "Well - was C.Ann's daughters dog down there antagonizing him??"

My DD's dog has been gone since SUNDAY!!!!!

Furthermore, he doesn't run loose..

So - I have two questions.. The initial "how much time am I looking at for rubbing them out" - and - "Do old people smoke crack???"

Please - if you have an extra truck load of patience, could you send it to me by Overnight Express????????????????

Oh - and did I mention that in between each of the incidents this summer she comes up the following day to borrow a "business size" envelope? I don't think I even want to KNOW what she's doing with them....

 

[barbeml]

Do you live in Florida? I think you are now allowed to shoot them if you "feel threatened."

 

[Maleficent13]

So - I have two questions.. The initial "how much time am I looking at for rubbing them out" - and - "Do old people smoke crack???"

Question #1: 25 to life, for each count, depending on how likable the prosecutor can make them out to be...no, I'm not a lawyer but I watch them on TV.

Question #2: Absolutely. Where do you think the young ones get it from?

Now for my own question:did I miss the thread about them knowing your mail??? That would have pushed me over long before puppy started barking!

 

[mtblujeans]

I'll help you, if you help me! The court date with our neighbors is now sometime in February We should discuss it over drinks at a secret location!

 

[C.Ann]

Do you live in Florida? I think you are now allowed to shoot them if you "feel threatened."

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Unfortunately, no - I'm in New York.. I suppose it could be worse though - I hear they fry you if you're in Texas..

 

[Pooh67_68]

Truck load of pixie dust on its way.




Don't kill them, no matter how hard it is not to, its not worth going to prison.

Besides in prison you can't DIS.

 

[eclectics]

Go over to the Pat Robertson thread. There is a poster (who shall remain nameless) that doesn't seem to mind if people get rubbed out. Maybe you could ask her to do it!

 

[C.Ann]

Question #1: 25 to life, for each count, depending on how likable the prosecutor can make them out to be...no, I'm not a lawyer but I watch them on TV.

Question #2: Absolutely. Where do you think the young ones get it from?

Now for my own question:did I miss the thread about them knowing your mail??? That would have pushed me over long before puppy started barking!

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#1- I'm pretty sure I could get a petition going here that would make him look like Charlie Manson and her like one of his groupy Helter-Skelter followers.. How many years you figure I could get knocked off?

#2- Would it be rude to ask them if I could have some? Might go a long ways towards solving my problem..

I haven't mentioned the "other" incidents because I was trying SOOOOO hard not to complain..

 

[kejoda]

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Unfortunately, no - I'm in New York.. I suppose it could be worse though - I hear they fry you if you're in Texas..

C.Ann in Texas they just leave in outside in the summer


They don't sound like any fun. The next time she comes for an envelope just tel l her she borrowed them all.

 

[C.Ann]

I'll help you, if you help me! The court date with our neighbors is now sometime in February We should discuss it over drinks at a secret location!

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PM me with the location and I'm there.. (I'm not a drinker, but if this keeps up I may have to "re-think" my stand on that........)

 

[barbeml]

Go over to the Pat Robertson thread. There is a poster (who shall remain nameless) that doesn't seem to mind if people get rubbed out. Maybe you could ask her to do it!

 

[C.Ann]

Just a heads up.. I'm gonna walk down to the mailbox now (I'd wait until dark, but they have night vision binoculars and I just KNOW that one of them would jump out of the bushes and scare the bejeepers out of me) so if I'm not back in a few minutes, turn on CNN....

 

[Quackmore]

"So - I have two questions.. The initial "how much time am I looking at for rubbing them out" - and - "Do old people smoke crack???""

don't know...maybe you could ask a pre-school student.

 

[piglet too]

OK, I am watching teh clock for C.Ann! What crazy neighbors to have to deal with.

 

[NMAmy]

- "Do old people smoke crack???"

Oh - and did I mention that in between each of the incidents this summer she comes up the following day to borrow a "business size" envelope? I don't think I even want to KNOW what she's doing with them....

Oh, my gosh, C.Ann, thanks for making me laugh.

Yes, I think some old people smoke crack (sometimes I believe my mom might be ) I also bet she's borrowing the business size envelopes to write letters of complaint about you and sending them to various government agencies. Just a thought.

 

[ilovepcot]

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[C.Ann]

Okay.. I'm back.. No blood on my hands - yet.....

The mailman hasn't been here - she told me so.. "Yoo hoo! He hasn't been here yet.." (insert sing-songy voice, twisted fingers waving madly out the window and a delightful "Exorcist"-type smile - you know, the one where the head spins around in a complete circle?)..

Great.. That means I have to go back down again later..

 

[kejoda]

Oh, my gosh, C.Ann, thanks for making me laugh.

Yes, I think some old people smoke crack (sometimes I believe my mom might be ) I also bet she's borrowing the business size envelopes to write letters of complaint about you and sending them to various government agencies. Just a thought.

so it wasn't bears out to get C.Ann a couple of years ago its government workers watching her.

 

[C.Ann]

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Oh for sure!

"Department of Lawn Chair Rehabilitation Services"

"Department of I-Think-I-Saw-Something-But-I'm-Not-Sure Sewage Control"

"Department of Parks, Recreation and Raking"

"Department of Neighborhood Junk Mail Watch"

"Department of Antagonistic Imaginary Dog Control"

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[sk8bug72]

Wow! I thought I was the only one with insane neighbors!!!!!!