Date, Marry, Kill: Non-Park Resorts

[AstroBlasters]

Options: Animal Kingdom, Ft. Wilderness (Cabins and Lakeside Lodge), Old Key West, Saratoga Springs

 

[AstroBlasters]

Date: Old Key West
Marry: Animal Kingdom Lodge
Kill: Ft. Wilderness

Friend zone: Saratoga

 

[muppets3d]

Marry: AKV (I own points there)
Date: SSR (Availability there has gotten me out of pickles before and while I wouldn't want to stay there every time, I like the resort)
Kill: CFW (Not my vibe and will never be)

 

[Disney Spaz]

Date: Old Key West
Marry: Animal Kingdom Lodge
Kill: CFW but I am up to discuss if Lakeshore Lodge is merged with CFW.

 

[ClaraOswald]

Date: Animal Kingdom Lodge
Marry: Ft. Wilderness
Kill: Old Key West

Friend zone: Saratoga

This one was a bit trickier for me. Because I think as a resort, AKL looks amazing. But it's so far from MK and Epcot....which is where we spend most of our time. I still decided to put it in the "date" spot over Saratoga though, just because of the look of the resort itself.

 

[RivGirl]

Date: AKL
Marry: SSR
Kill: CFW

 

[tx911]

Date: Saratoga
Marry: AKV
Kill: OKW, without remorse

Friend: FW

 

[VGCgroupie]

Date: Animal Kingdom Lodge
Marry: -
Kill: SSR
Double Kill: OKW

Wait I got confused. Im staying single and marrying none.

 

[gatordoc]

Date: FW
Marry: AKL
Kill: SSR

Friend Zone: OKW

 

[The Jackal]

Poor BRV and CCV left out of the party.

 

[PolyRob]

Poor BRV and CCV left out of the party.

WL is in the MK option! https://www.disboards.com/threads/date-marry-kill-magic-kingdom.3981459/

 

[PolyRob]

Date: Animal Kingdom Lodge
Marry: -
Kill: SSR
Double Kill: OKW

Wait I got confused. Im staying single and marrying none.

Same, I will remain single!

I could date CFW and AKV though.

 

[airjay75]

Date: AKL

You are just so fun. Exotic, expansive, and even spicy. But, you're sort of easy to get and also have some ongoing maintenance costs that make things not ideal for the long term.

Marry: SSR

At first blush, you are a bit boring, but, upon a closer examination, you have a bit more to offer beyond your practicality. You have fountains, a golf course, multiple feature pools, and a short walk to Disney Springs! You're so much better than people give you credit for and I'm happy to give you my love .

Kill: CFW

I'm sorry, but why on earth would anyone want to stay in a cabin in the hot, humid swamp that is central Florida without a washer/dryer. I'm not coming to WDW to rough it. If I wanted to rough it, I'd head to the mountains, not the Florida swamp.

Friend: OKW

Ok, you're fine and I like your house (theming), but I'm not staying overnight unless I've got no other option.

 

[Moonspinner]

Marry SSR
Date AKV and OKW
KILL CFW (can’t survive without laundry in room)

 

[pks_domer]

Date SSR
Marry AKV
Kill CFW

 

[RuntheMouse]

Date: AKV
Marry: SSR
Kill: CFW

 

[Sandisw]

Date: Ft Wilderness

Marry: SSR

Kill: AKV or OKW

 

[tx911]

Date: Ft Wilderness

Marry: SSR

Kill: AKV or OKW

How could you live with yourself after you kill all those innocent animals?

 

[Sandisw]

How could you live with yourself after you kill all those innocent animals?

Lol! I would survive!

 

[tx911]

Lol! I would survive!

That won’t help poor little Tucker!