Holy cows part 2 I almost forgot it was my Anniversary today!!!

[Raulandpinboy]

Can you believe it 22 years but it, only feels like 45

Go figure what a better holiday for a Canadian and Cuban to get married on than St Patty's day.

So with that here are the top ten reasons why I'm still married

#10 Multi-car discounts on my insurance.

#9 Every now and then she does make good rice.

#8 It would take too much time to train a new girl. even if she was not a blonde.

#7 She doesn’t eat much and maintenance is low for now.

#6 She is the current world expert on everything.

#5 The challenge… She has been compared to and acts like the national debt, and I’m a loves to balance the checkbook to last penny challenged kind of guy.

#4 The lawyer said I could leave if I could live on $34.97 a month and I would still need to pay for room, board, food, car, and gas.

#3 As an artist I need to suffer so I can transfer the pain to the canvas. And with three teenage girls in my house right now, I will be the next Picasso.

#2 She is the current keeper of the clean underwear, and toilet paper replacing genie, if she leaves the genie stops working and it will get ugly.

And the #1 reason I’m still married

Why cast member discounts of course.

Disclaimer...

Please note I will need a place to stay at for the next few days. So if anybody has a room preferably in California I'm good to go, and I can provide my own transportation. I’m soooooo dead, but don’t care I have been married for 22 years… I welcome death.

 

[mickeysaver]

Sounds like you have a keeper there Ed. Congrats to you and your wife! Maggie

 

[NHMickey]

I think we need to see Donna's list...

Happy Anniversery

 

[atlnewf]

Happy Anniversary!

Ashley
(who's almost half way there)

 

[cseca]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!
you crazy kids you....

Ed, I hope you have great plans to spoil Donna silly tonight...

cyn

 

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

A little on the late side, but Happy Anniversary, Donna and Ed.

and I agree with Nat ... Donna, where's your list?? (this ought to be a doozy)

 

[bsbkmacgowan]

A Very Happy, Happy, HAPPY Anniversary to both of you!



And many, many more!

Sandy (and Brian, Bonnie & Kellie, too!)

 

[OfficerChipmunk]

Happy Anniversary!!!
I can't believe that Donna has had to put up with Ed for so long. I would like to nominate her for sainthood!

 

[Raulandpinboy]

Hey hey hey gang if anybody deserves a sainthood its yours truly, and I'm almost there.

I need one more miracle to get in, my last one was a card trick and the Pope rejected it.

So if anybody need a small not to hard to do miracle (you know locked keys in the trunk) I'm your man. :b

And Becky getting a sainthood is easier than you think it cost $9.95 and you can get them at Sainthoods are us Go ahead click it... it works, and the best part is you can pay with paypal.

Signed sincerely yours

Cardinal Otero

cc/ The Pope, Cardinal Chris (in charge of sainthood in the hood Inc)

 

[chef's wife]

You know what you get when you cross a Canadian with a Cuban don't you??????
Debt, lots of debt....on the cuban side!!!!!!!
Facilidades Edwardo!!!!!!!
Manny, Michelle, Dylan

 

[Raulandpinboy]

I know where you live brother.

And besides you have your own national debt AKA the picture frame lady.

Michelle nothin but love for you baby nothin but love.

Dylon its true Michelle like me more.

 

[chef's wife]

Donna called me from Wal Mart, I think she was shopping for the girls!!! I told her to get me a few cases of seltzer.
Thanks for the remind on the picture frames, I had almost moved that info to the back of my mind!!!!

 

[chef's wife]

Top Ten Ways Disney Is Improving Its Image

10. Every 3-day pass to Disneyland now includes 24-hour marriage to Britney Spears or Donna

9. Changing back to "It's a Small World" from recent "It's a Shizzle Whizzle"

8. Newest reality show: "Who Wants To Schedule Our Prime Time?"

7. Putting Winnie the Pooh on Atkins Diet or, sending him to Alabama

6. Chicken sandwiches sold at all Disney theme parks now include only 25% rat......Ed gets better at 7-11 in Orlando!!!

5. Pluto and Goofy wedding cancelled...I won't........

4. New corporate mantra: "What would Annette Funicello or Ed do?"

3. Michael Eisner replaced by Ed, or A-Rod

2. Cinderella getting breast enhancements and Botox; nah, won't help Donna but Pam????????

1. Neutering Goofy, will definitely not help Ed


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[buggin']

Its belated, but...

Happy Anniversary ya'll!!!

Buggin'
Amber

&

Jo Ann
Carolina Girl

 

[olbear]

Sorry it's belated,

But I wish the happiest everything for you two. You are both wonderful. (don't let it go to your head..ED)

Thanks for the memories!!
Winnie & Fred

 

[Mickey7811]

Hi Ed and Donna,

Hope you had a wonderful anniversary.

Ed, if you need a place to stay, there is an empty house sitting right around the corner from you. Just promise, no more of those wild parties.

And if you are giving out miracles, I could probably use one of them. ugh.

Darlene

 

[NHMinnie]

Ed and Donna I hope you had a wonderful Anniversary!!!

 

[lovingthemouse]

We totally missed your special day Donna and Ed, sooooooooooo
Belated Happy Anniversary!!!

Caroline and Roger