Great Disney Joke

[EMHDad]

A friend sent me this awesome Disney joke...

During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was
using the following password:



"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"




When asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said:
"Ît has to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital."

 

[PollyannaMom]

That's cute!

 

[NY Disney fan]

 

[tony111]

Guy goes to his doctor, says " I keep passing out and can see Mickey n Minnie and Donald etc." Doctor replies " you're suffering from Disney spells." Here's a non-Disney joke for free......Guy goes to doc. says" Some days I feel like I'm a wigwam, and some days I feel I'm a teepee." Doc says "you're two tents" Sorry I'm on a roll here ........Guy wakes up, Says to his wife " I dreamt I wrote The Hobbit and Lord Of The Rings" she replies " you've been Tolkien in your sleep again"

 

[lovesmurfs]

Why does Ariel the mermaid wear sea shells?

Because B shells are too small and D shells are too big.

 

[Sgt Mickey]

What kind of vehicles do disney character drive????













A MINNIE Van

 

[CanadianPaco]