Got your (procreative) goat?

[Chipperdini]

I stumbled across a few-years-old clipping from our local newspaper today. I found it still tickles my funnybone, and perhaps it will tickle yours too.

From the police blotter:

Deputies responded to a report of goats missing from Highway 328. A woman said four goats went missing from her pasture and the last time she saw them was two weeks ago. They were: a white billy with a red collar, a black pygmy billy with long horns, a black neutered billy with white markings and a black billy with white markings complete with reproductive equipment.

 

[LiLIrishChick63]

i REALLY thought the title to this thread read "Got You're(Provocative) Goat?"


i think i should go to bed now........

 

[Chipperdini]

i REALLY thought the title to this thread read "Got You're(Provocative) Goat?"

Underneath all their hair, those goats are completely.........naked! And that last fella, well..... !!

J/K. Sleep well.

 

[LiLIrishChick63]

Underneath all their hair, those goats are completely.........naked! And that last fella, well..... !!

J/K. Sleep well.

i seriously did a double take when i first saw the title of this thread lol.

 

[Chipperdini]

i seriously did a double take when i first saw the title of this thread lol.

I misread thread titles all the time. Can be pretty amusing now and again.

 

[LiLIrishChick63]

I misread thread titles all the time. Can be pretty amusing now and again.

espically when you're exhausted and can't sleep and you just kind of start seeing things and saying odd thigs.

like in another thread i mentioned how i came home from work exhausted one day and my mother's on the couch and says "Kristy, look, Grease is on!" and i look at her, do the Fonzie *click click* (you know, like you have the guns in your hands) and said "Grease is the WORD!"......and then she looked at me in all seriousness and said "Kristy....have you been drinking?"

i was laughing for a good 10 minutes.