Micca
SAHG: Stay At Home Grandfather
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After many years and thousands of posts and much of my life spent on these boards I think I have some definitive answers to FAQs about WDW
What it boils down to is that no two individuals or parties have exactly the same experience, and in-fact often have completely opposite experiences at virtually the same time/place. Some examples....
1) We were there on June 7--a Monday at 1:15 PM-- it was hot & crowded--every ride was minimum an hour wait. The next person will post: We were there on June 7 at 1:16 pm and we thought we were going to freeze, but every attraction was a walk-on.
2) Last trip we stayed at (your resort here) and we loved it! It was sooo Disney, the rooms were large and light, and our room was ready 9 hours before official check-in. The next post will be: We also stayed at (your resort here) and it was worse than the homeless shelter in (your city here).
We were claustrophobic and our room wasn't ready until the day we left to return home.
3)Is the (type of food) any good at (restaurant here)? First answer: We loved it, the food was hot, fresh and the service was fantastic. Mickey Mouse sat at our table and showed us how to play the Goofy drinking game.'
The next post will be: It was fine until everybody in our party had food poisoning and those glow cubes hurt coming back up. Honestly, I'd rather eat sand from the beach at the Poly. After that there will be the inevitable:
Wow, the sand at the Poly was our favorite meal of the whole trip! We now have Poly sand at home and next time we're going to ask for extra shovels and buckets.
Hope this has been helpful and you understand that I love WDW, Dis-ers, and a bit of satire.

What it boils down to is that no two individuals or parties have exactly the same experience, and in-fact often have completely opposite experiences at virtually the same time/place. Some examples....
1) We were there on June 7--a Monday at 1:15 PM-- it was hot & crowded--every ride was minimum an hour wait. The next person will post: We were there on June 7 at 1:16 pm and we thought we were going to freeze, but every attraction was a walk-on.
2) Last trip we stayed at (your resort here) and we loved it! It was sooo Disney, the rooms were large and light, and our room was ready 9 hours before official check-in. The next post will be: We also stayed at (your resort here) and it was worse than the homeless shelter in (your city here).
We were claustrophobic and our room wasn't ready until the day we left to return home.
3)Is the (type of food) any good at (restaurant here)? First answer: We loved it, the food was hot, fresh and the service was fantastic. Mickey Mouse sat at our table and showed us how to play the Goofy drinking game.'
The next post will be: It was fine until everybody in our party had food poisoning and those glow cubes hurt coming back up. Honestly, I'd rather eat sand from the beach at the Poly. After that there will be the inevitable:
Wow, the sand at the Poly was our favorite meal of the whole trip! We now have Poly sand at home and next time we're going to ask for extra shovels and buckets.
Hope this has been helpful and you understand that I love WDW, Dis-ers, and a bit of satire.
