Girl Scout cookie sales start on the 16th!/Oprah and Tyra's final season!

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Well come on now. Really! This wedding is really about my darling little angel. Don't try to be an attention hog. You know the guests really came to see my adorable boy running around the reception hall, playing underneath the tables, and eating with his hands.

*sniffle* but my mommy says it is all about me :sad1:
 
If you are sick will you please not go out, I don't want your cooties

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Sending my swine flu to you
 

Yes, and sorry about the salad incident. I didn't realize he was scared of leafy greens :confused3

Oh, you didn't know. For future reference - the food item must be coated with at least a 1/8 thick layer of partially hydrogenated oil or my little snowflake runs away in fear.
 
Oh no! My computer isn't giving me new posts!!! I'm getting sooooooo lost. WallE, I'm wearing the tassles. You wear your polyester.

We welcome new comers....

The teens are watching the kids at the wedding.

No alcohol...alcohol leads to dancing and that is banned....except if WallE is doing his "All the Single Ladies" routine.
 
Great, now this has turned into a swine flu thread......:laughing:
Can I get swine flu if I am in an elevator and the person with the swine flu presses five. I pressed four which is right next to it? Was it able to go airborne and jump to the next button? Am I going to get it now? Should I stock up on Tamiflu?
 
Great, now this has turned into a swine flu thread......:laughing:


It was inevitable.

Now we must commence with the handing out of tips and tricks to avoid/get rid of the flu before the wedding date so as not to spoil WallE's special snowflake's big moment.

I will begin:
My grandmother swears by chug-alugging a pint of scotch to get rid of the germs. (My grandmother was, after all, Scottish.)
 
Can I get swine flu if I am in an elevator and the person with the swine flu presses five. I pressed four which is right next to it? Was it able to go airborne and jump to the next button? Am I going to get it now? Should I stock up on Tamiflu?

I think you are OK as long as you stay away from odd numbers. I believe that it travels with like things. So if the flu person pushed 5 stay away from the other odd floors. If they had pushed 2 stay away from the evens.

At least I think I read that somewhere on the Dis, that is where I get all my medical and legal information.
 
It was inevitable.

Now we must commence with the handing out of tips and tricks to avoid/get rid of the flu before the wedding date so as not to spoil WallE's special snowflake's big moment.

I will begin:
My grandmother swears by chug-alugging a pint of scotch to get rid of the germs. (My grandmother was, after all, Scottish.)

I perform a nightly nasal passage flushing. It's almost like an enema*, but for the nose.

*Bonus points for being the first to mention "enema" in almost 200 pages of posts.
 
I perform a nightly nasal passage flushing. It's almost like an enema*, but for the nose.

*Bonus points for being the first to mention "enema" in almost 200 pages of posts.

That's called a nettie pot my dear!

I must go. I promised to feed my child and apparently she is starving. WallE, will you please just teach a seminar on how to be a great parent because I am not cutting it!
 
That's called a nettie pot my dear!

I must go. I promised to feed my child and apparently she is starving. WallE, will you please just teach a seminar on how to be a great parent because I am not cutting it!

Badger gets points for nettie pot! A yogi perchance?
 
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