*sniffle*
If you are sick will you please not go out, I don't want your cooties
*sniffle*
Well come on now. Really! This wedding is really about my darling little angel. Don't try to be an attention hog. You know the guests really came to see my adorable boy running around the reception hall, playing underneath the tables, and eating with his hands.
If you are sick will you please not go out, I don't want your cooties
Yes, and sorry about the salad incident. I didn't realize he was scared of leafy greens![]()
If you are sick will you please not go out, I don't want your cooties
*sniffle* but my mommy says it is all about me![]()
Can I get swine flu if I am in an elevator and the person with the swine flu presses five. I pressed four which is right next to it? Was it able to go airborne and jump to the next button? Am I going to get it now? Should I stock up on Tamiflu?Great, now this has turned into a swine flu thread......![]()
Great, now this has turned into a swine flu thread......![]()
Sending my swine flu to you![]()
Can I get swine flu if I am in an elevator and the person with the swine flu presses five. I pressed four which is right next to it? Was it able to go airborne and jump to the next button? Am I going to get it now? Should I stock up on Tamiflu?
Alcohol yes, and lots of it
Kids No, except for WallE's snowflake
Gift ~ better be good![]()
It was inevitable.
Now we must commence with the handing out of tips and tricks to avoid/get rid of the flu before the wedding date so as not to spoil WallE's special snowflake's big moment.
I will begin:
My grandmother swears by chug-alugging a pint of scotch to get rid of the germs. (My grandmother was, after all, Scottish.)
oh! oh! oh! so im not loved then?!![]()
I perform a nightly nasal passage flushing. It's almost like an enema*, but for the nose.
*Bonus points for being the first to mention "enema" in almost 200 pages of posts.
Sure, Wall-E1's little snowflake and not mine!!!! I'm outraged and leaving - and I was going to wear my 70's spaghetti-strapped yellow prom dress.....
That's called a nettie pot my dear!
I must go. I promised to feed my child and apparently she is starving. WallE, will you please just teach a seminar on how to be a great parent because I am not cutting it!