Getting into Heaven (joke)...

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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
Joined
Nov 25, 2001
You can't fool the kids in Sunday school; they are way too
smart...

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and
gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"
I asked the children in my Sunday school class.

"NO!" all the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and
kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again the answer was, "NO!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted, "You gotta be dead!"
 
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A five-year-old boy shouted, "You gotta be dead!"

LOL..........this boy shows PROMISE as a secular humanist:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: .......
 









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