It seems that every vacation, no matter where we go, we have at least one run in with "The Loud, Obnoxious Family".

Bet some of you out there have run into them as well.
Last Sept DH and I stayed at AKL and were taking the bus to MK about mid-morning. Just before the driver was about to close the door and leave, a large VERY LOUD group, is running for the bus ...Grandparents, teens, school-age kids, and a woman. The bus driver sees them and waits. The whole VERY LOUD group gets on and heads to the back....except for the woman. She stands just inside the doorway and asks the driver how long he will be there. When he says that he is ready to leave, she takes a step back so he can't close the door and tells the driver that her husband should be there soon! She then takes out her cell phone and calls her husband. The bus driver, ever so politely tells her that he really must go, but that another bus will be by in about 15 minutes. To this she replies, "Oh, no. He hates to wait. I'm sure he will be here soon." She then turns to the rest of us on the bus and says....(you're going to love this)
"He will be here soon...you know he saved all year for this, and it is OUR vacation."
So, finally Mr. hate-to-wait-saved-all-year-this-is-my-vacation" comes sauntering up...not in any hurry at all and gets on the bus!
There was a young couple sitting across from us and the young man gets up as Mr. Vacation is getting on, bows and with a very British accent, tells him that his reserved seating is in the back. The whole bus just busted out laughing!
Gotta give that bus driver credit...I'd have smashed that lady with the door and driven off!