Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

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oh my gosh! why would anyone ever want to walk there? haha! what's the big deal with taking a bus... or maybe she was clastrophobic?? besides, don't you have to drive on some of the main highway to get to animal kingdom?? haha. this is a good one!

Yeah, I am near positive you do have to go on part of main highway! Imagine that...seeing an irate woman holding a map, stomping down the highway mumbling to herself, "I'm going to find my own way to walk!" :rotfl:
 
Yeah, I am near positive you do have to go on part of main highway! Imagine that...seeing an irate woman holding a map, stomping down the highway mumbling to herself, "I'm going to find my own way to walk!" :rotfl:

hahaha. Oh my goodness! Some people are so stubborn. This is too funny. The image is great. She may STILL be walking....:lmao:
 
Yeah, I am near positive you do have to go on part of main highway! Imagine that...seeing an irate woman holding a map, stomping down the highway mumbling to herself, "I'm going to find my own way to walk!" :rotfl:

That is EXACTLY what I picture every time I think of it.....or trampling through the woods and swampland with her trusty map saying "it doesn't look very far, I WILL walk there!". :lmao:

Shari M.
 
That is EXACTLY what I picture every time I think of it.....or trampling through the woods and swampland with her trusty map saying "it doesn't look very far, I WILL walk there!". :lmao:

Shari M.

you should have told her never never land is just on the other side of the hotel. maybe she could have walked there too?
 

That is EXACTLY what I picture every time I think of it.....or trampling through the woods and swampland with her trusty map saying "it doesn't look very far, I WILL walk there!". :lmao:

Shari M.

Haha! Imagine driving down the road and seeing this woman in her state of mind, with the map, all covered in leaves and mud emerging from the woods area...then she looks up and you yell to the kids in the back of the car, "Kids, look away! Don't make eye contact!" lol.
 
OK - this wasn't overheard, but it was too funny to not share. It happened at DL, but we still laugh about it today.

After enjoying the Tiki Room for the first time (nice respite for our feet, etc.), our DD (age 4 at the time), was very hesitant about leaving at the end of the show. We kept insisting, and she kept shying further back into the room.

Finally, we sat her down and asked what was wrong. She said "I don't want to go yet". So we explained that the show was done and we needed to make room for the next people coming in. She said "I know, but I don't WANT to go back to the hotel!"

:confused: Puzzled, my DH and I looked at each other - it was only 4 pm - nap time was past and dinner wasn't for a bit (and we weren't eating at the hotel). DH told her - "We don't have to go back to the hotel, honey."

She said "Yes we do" DH - "No we don't" (repeat several times...)

Finally she burst out and started crying "Yes we do because it's RAINING!!!"

:rotfl2:

She thought it was REALLY raining outside because of the story line in the show. We finally (with the help of some CM's) got her out of there and dried her tears.

My husband keeps threatening to use it as his embarrasing story for her boyfriends when she gets older.





AAWWWWWW! This is so cute! I love it! :cloud9:
 
She just meant that she didn't wear t-shirts that have iron-on pictures on them. I think it was a little wrong to say what you said. It did sound a little sarcastic. Sorry.

...Note how I did make the disclaimer of "not in a sarcastic way." Please, I've worked at WDW and for 1/2 a year at the Disney Store and I know better than to ever be sarcastic to a Guest.

Perhaps I should have clarified. She then went on to tell me "I do wear shirts of t-shirt material."

...She should have just said "I don't wear screen-printed shirts." However, it was the way she said it that made it funny.

Sort of like when Guests say Speed Pass or Easy Pass, ya know? Sorry for the controversy. Sheesh.:confused3
 
Last year as we were checking out of our resort, we went to check our baggage and get our boarding passings from the preferred airline counter. There were two cast memebr helping us,they ask us were we are going, My husband replys we are flying home to Maine. At which point the Cast memeber says I`m Sorry sir, this service is only available for domestic flights You`ll have to check your baggage and pick up your boarding passes at the airport. We then spent the next 5 -10 minutes trying to convince them the Maine IS part of the United States.:rotfl2:

:scared1:
 
OMG I get this all the time! We tried someplace else once, Hershey PA. Every morning my mom & I would be outside our hotel room, on the bench, look at each other.....and say almost in unison "I wish we were at WDW"
I start planning my trip almost as soon as we get back and all my co-workers say the same thing, "But didn't you just go to Disney?" Like its a one shot deal! Well if they don't get it, more fastpasses for us right?

I kind of like Hershey pa :laughing: 2 weeks after I got home from WDW this past July, I spent a week in Hershey. I had to get "It's a small world" out of my head and replace it with..."hersheys chocolate, hershey's cocolate hershey's chocoate world, wherever I go, not matter how far, there'll always be a hershey bar, hershey's chocolate hershey's chocolate, hershey's great american chocolate bar!" This song makes me miss the old chocolate world ride, before they added those dumb singing cows :sad2:
 
It seems that every vacation, no matter where we go, we have at least one run in with "The Loud, Obnoxious Family". :headache: Bet some of you out there have run into them as well.

Last Sept DH and I stayed at AKL and were taking the bus to MK about mid-morning. Just before the driver was about to close the door and leave, a large VERY LOUD group, is running for the bus ...Grandparents, teens, school-age kids, and a woman. The bus driver sees them and waits. The whole VERY LOUD group gets on and heads to the back....except for the woman. She stands just inside the doorway and asks the driver how long he will be there. When he says that he is ready to leave, she takes a step back so he can't close the door and tells the driver that her husband should be there soon! She then takes out her cell phone and calls her husband. The bus driver, ever so politely tells her that he really must go, but that another bus will be by in about 15 minutes. To this she replies, "Oh, no. He hates to wait. I'm sure he will be here soon." She then turns to the rest of us on the bus and says....(you're going to love this)
"He will be here soon...you know he saved all year for this, and it is OUR vacation."

So, finally Mr. hate-to-wait-saved-all-year-this-is-my-vacation" comes sauntering up...not in any hurry at all and gets on the bus!

There was a young couple sitting across from us and the young man gets up as Mr. Vacation is getting on, bows and with a very British accent, tells him that his reserved seating is in the back. The whole bus just busted out laughing!

Gotta give that bus driver credit...I'd have smashed that lady with the door and driven off!
 
is Walt Disney World????? We were staying at Disney's Vero Beach resort last summer and some women was expressing her disappointment in Disney World . . . she thought there'd be at least some rides other than the pool slide. My jaw dropped. I composed myself and explained that this is where people come to relax AFTER a visit to WDW. Yeesh!!!!!

She replied that she's from Nebraska and people from Nebraska don't travel to Disney because they have the zoo. Bet there are a few Nebraskans out there who would beg to differ . . . and may I ask what the zoo has to do with not going to WDW???

Think I shared this before, but I also thought it might be worth sharing again.


Well, as a 40 year resident of Nebraska I just have to respond. There are a LOT of us Nebraskans that love to travel to Disney. And even though we do have a nice zoo in Omaha, there is no comparring it to WDW at all (IMHO).
 
It seems that every vacation, no matter where we go, we have at least one run in with "The Loud, Obnoxious Family". :headache: Bet some of you out there have run into them as well.

Last Sept DH and I stayed at AKL and were taking the bus to MK about mid-morning. Just before the driver was about to close the door and leave, a large VERY LOUD group, is running for the bus ...Grandparents, teens, school-age kids, and a woman. The bus driver sees them and waits. The whole VERY LOUD group gets on and heads to the back....except for the woman. She stands just inside the doorway and asks the driver how long he will be there. When he says that he is ready to leave, she takes a step back so he can't close the door and tells the driver that her husband should be there soon! She then takes out her cell phone and calls her husband. The bus driver, ever so politely tells her that he really must go, but that another bus will be by in about 15 minutes. To this she replies, "Oh, no. He hates to wait. I'm sure he will be here soon." She then turns to the rest of us on the bus and says....(you're going to love this)
"He will be here soon...you know he saved all year for this, and it is OUR vacation."

So, finally Mr. hate-to-wait-saved-all-year-this-is-my-vacation" comes sauntering up...not in any hurry at all and gets on the bus!

There was a young couple sitting across from us and the young man gets up as Mr. Vacation is getting on, bows and with a very British accent, tells him that his reserved seating is in the back. The whole bus just busted out laughing!

Gotta give that bus driver credit...I'd have smashed that lady with the door and driven off!


:rotfl2: That's funny! I never thought about it before, but we always do encounter a loud, rude family!
 
Kids can say some funny things when they are upset...

On our last trip to the World, my DW and DD (4 at the time) were walking from the bus stops to the MK entrance about 4:00 pm and there was a family coming out with their young son who must have been about 5. They had obviously been in the park all day because the little boy was losing his mind. He was screaming and as we got closer to them we heard the little boy scream, "I JUST WANT TO... PUT MY SHOES ON... IN EPCOT!" :rotfl2:

To this day, my DW and I laugh about that and whenever one of our little ones start pitching a fit, we ask them if they want to put their shoes on in Epcot.
 
I had a guy last week ask a CM at the bus stops at the MK where to catch the bus to Universal Studios!!!
 
A few years ago we went to Epcot with my DSIL and DBIL and their 3 year old son. Our DD was about 6 months older than he. We borrowed a double stroller from a friend who had twins so we could just wheel them around together. We had let the children out for a while and they decided that they wanted to get back in. DD climbs in her side of the stroller, and then DN decides he wants to sit on that side, and proceeds to have a complete meltdown. Lying on the sidewalk kicking and screaming. His parents were determined not to give in. After a few minutes DD asks "Why is he so sad" we explained that he wanted to sit on her side of the stroller. She gives all of us adults a look like we are nuts and simply shifts over to the other side. DN immediately stops his meltdown and climbs in beside her. She leans over, puts her hand on his arm and says "If you have any other problems you just let me know".

Sometimes kids have the right ideas about how to deal with issues.
 
A few years ago we went to Epcot with my DSIL and DBIL and their 3 year old son. Our DD was about 6 months older than he. We borrowed a double stroller from a friend who had twins so we could just wheel them around together. We had let the children out for a while and they decided that they wanted to get back in. DD climbs in her side of the stroller, and then DN decides he wants to sit on that side, and proceeds to have a complete meltdown. Lying on the sidewalk kicking and screaming. His parents were determined not to give in. After a few minutes DD asks "Why is he so sad" we explained that he wanted to sit on her side of the stroller. She gives all of us adults a look like we are nuts and simply shifts over to the other side. DN immediately stops his meltdown and climbs in beside her. She leans over, puts her hand on his arm and says "If you have any other problems you just let me know".

Sometimes kids have the right ideas about how to deal with issues.


:rotfl2: :rotfl2: Kids eh
 
My favorite is my own. I always wait until we are in a crowded area and the kids are asking to do something and I very loudly say:

Hey!! We aren't here to have fun, we're here to get this map done!!

I always hear people tittering around me. I've done it so much my kids refer to me as the "map gistapo" (sp?) I amuse myself!:goodvibes
 
A few years ago we went to Epcot with my DSIL and DBIL and their 3 year old son. Our DD was about 6 months older than he. We borrowed a double stroller from a friend who had twins so we could just wheel them around together. We had let the children out for a while and they decided that they wanted to get back in. DD climbs in her side of the stroller, and then DN decides he wants to sit on that side, and proceeds to have a complete meltdown. Lying on the sidewalk kicking and screaming. His parents were determined not to give in. After a few minutes DD asks "Why is he so sad" we explained that he wanted to sit on her side of the stroller. She gives all of us adults a look like we are nuts and simply shifts over to the other side. DN immediately stops his meltdown and climbs in beside her. She leans over, puts her hand on his arm and says "If you have any other problems you just let me know".

Sometimes kids have the right ideas about how to deal with issues.

:hug: So cute!
 
I've had quite a few funny questions from guests when I was working at the parks. Here are a few of the questions from when I was working front desk at Coronado:

"Do we take the monorail from here to Sea World?" Ok, first, did you see any monorail tracks outside when you drove up? And why would Disney transportation take you to Sea World?

I had many people ask me to sell them Sea World tickets.


Once when I was just walking around MK, a man asked me if he could take the railroad over to Animal Kingdom.

When I was working at Park Fare, I asked a woman "Are you all on the Dining Plan?" She responds "No, we're from Iowa." Umm.. ok then.
 
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