Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[Lovin' Lorne]

I've been catching up on the past posts, and something that was said jogged my memory about our most recent trip.

We were at POFQ, walking around checking out the food court and the gift shop. There was this guy there that drew charaictures(sp?) and he calls out to me "Hey, Shrek? Want your picture done?" I look around and there's no one else there. However I am wearing a STITCH jacket. I looked at him and said "Shrek? You mean Stitch? And you work for Disney." He turned three shades of red and started stammering. Classic.

 

[pkondz]

I've been catching up on the past posts, and something that was said jogged my memory about our most recent trip.

We were at POFQ, walking around checking out the food court and the gift shop. There was this guy there that drew charaictures(sp?) and he calls out to me "Hey, Shrek? Want your picture done?" I look around and there's no one else there. However I am wearing a STITCH jacket. I looked at him and said "Shrek? You mean Stitch? And you work for Disney." He turned three shades of red and started stammering. Classic.

 

[pkondz]

This was during our last trip to Disneyland. I thought it was so cute.

There was a mom sitting by us on the Main St curb with her son. He looked about 4 or 5 years old. They were eating a cinnamon roll. The kid said to his mom "this is the best day ever. We get to be at Disneyland and we're havin a cinnamon roll for lunch".

My youngest often says things like "this is the best day ever" or "this is the worst day ever" and it's adorable each and every time... so the above post to me was

 

[pkondz]

I don't know if others will find them funny, but hubby and I still laugh to this day.

We were at AK about three years ago or so, and a girl of about 12 ran past us at full tilt, pointing up and yelling over her shoulder at her family "REAL MONKEYS IN THE TREE! REAL MONKEYS IN THE TREE!!" I'm assuming that they were tired of animatronics?

Yes!

 

[marivaid]

We were at AK about three years ago or so, and a girl of about 12 ran past us at full tilt, pointing up and yelling over her shoulder at her family "REAL MONKEYS IN THE TREE! REAL MONKEYS IN THE TREE!!" I'm assuming that they were tired of animatronics?

 

[MyGoofy26]

For some reason the AK/real monkey story reminded me. A couple trips ago we were walking around and spotted DeVine. People were snapping pics, taking video. . . just watching her to her thing. This couple comes up behind me and the wife takes some pics. Another couple comes up and the husband of the new couple asks "What's everyone looking at?" and the husband of the first couple, with very little enthusiasm replied, "I don't know - some woman pretending to be a bush." You could almost hear his eyes rolling, LOL.

I guess he wasn't impressed?

 

[Lovin' Lorne]

For some reason the AK/real monkey story reminded me. A couple trips ago we were walking around and spotted DeVine. People were snapping pics, taking video. . . just watching her to her thing. This couple comes up behind me and the wife takes some pics. Another couple comes up and the husband of the new couple asks "What's everyone looking at?" and the husband of the first couple, with very little enthusiasm replied, "I don't know - some woman pretending to be a bush." You could almost hear his eyes rolling, LOL.

I guess he wasn't impressed?

What makes it even funnier is that that was my reaction to her too.

 

[Candid]

*sigh* DH says if I'm going to laugh at stupid things other people say at WDW, I have to put in my OWN stupid comment (which I don't think is all that stupid but HE thinks is hilarious, btw)...While floating in an inner tube at Blizzard Beach my toes would scrape on the bottom everytime I got too near the "shore"....apparantley I said very loudly and in a very disgusted tone "can't they turn these stupid waves off! They are just ruining my pedicure!" From what DH and DS tell me the people around me had a few snickers...So, that's my comment story...

 

[IHEARTNY]

Hey guys, just a friendly reminder, this thread is to post funny comments we've all overheard. Not to flame people about what they've posted or argue over what's right and wrong for a 5 year old to say. We all have our opinions, let's just keep them off this thread shall we?

Thanks. I mean come on I thought it was funny and hi, again... she's only 5. She absolutely got in trouble for it being so rude what she had said, it was just commenting on how funny it was how she is too young to have her own personal filter from what her brother has apparently taught her. But you know what, if you're only 5 and have been out at Disney for hours and hours and someone ram's your bestfriend/sister in the back of the legs and doesn't apologize, you might get mad too. And when you're only 5, you don't know that a simple glare or "excuse me" is in order.

Why is anyone getting so irritated about this, if you don't think it's funny, don't laugh. Some of the stories on here I haven't felt all that funny but I didn't rudely comment on them. Please people, be nice.




AND PS; lol....

While floating in an inner tube at Blizzard Beach my toes would scrape on the bottom everytime I got too near the "shore"....apparantley I said very loudly and in a very disgusted tone "can't they turn these stupid waves off! They are just ruining my pedicure!" From what DH and DS tell me the people around me had a few snickers...So, that's my comment story...

That funny because I remember thinking that too one time, I was like I really wish these waves weren't messing up the tips I just got on my toes...

 

[Lovin' Lorne]

I just thought of another one from this trip!

We were in DTD by the Legos store. There was a little boy, maybe 8 or so, looking at all of the statues they have outside the shop made of Legos - the dragon, the people walking the dogs, you know the ones. This little guy, in all seriousness, looks at his dad and says "How can they afford all of this?"



Hubby and I had to laugh at that one. I wonder how many times he's heard "Not today son, we can't afford it."

ETA - Hubby reminded me of another kid near there who said "Dad, if you buy me more Legos, I'll make you something!" I have no idea if it worked or not.

 

[At Home at WL]

This was during our last trip to Disneyland. I thought it was so cute.

There was a mom sitting by us on the Main St curb with her son. He looked about 4 or 5 years old. They were eating a cinnamon roll. The kid said to his mom "this is the best day ever. We get to be at Disneyland and we're havin a cinnamon roll for lunch".

We had a comment like this from my youngest DD on our last trip. We were at Epcot for an evening EMH. We had a late lunch and were not hungry at our normal dinner time. As the night went on, we wanted a snack and stopped at Sunshine Seasons after riding Soarin'. Not much open, so we picked some chocolate croissants.

As we ate, my DD was obviously deep in thought. My wife asked her what she was thinking. Her response...

"This is much better than the green beans we have at home for dinner."

 

[disney[xo]sweetie]

funniest thing ive ever heard?
well theres the classic, "what times the 3:00 parade"

a man is pushing a stroller looking at a map, not watching where hes going when this happens:
kids in stroller:ahh!!
man:what?
the man looks up to find mickey mouse 3 inches from his face
man:HOLY H**L!
the man throws up his hands in fear, screams "mic-MOUSE!"
almost tips over the stroller
and then 30 seconds later him and the whole crowd burst out laughing!

 

[kimis]

I think there might have been a thread like this, but we overheard something so funny last weekend I just had to share. While we were in MGM Studios we heard a teen telling anothere teen that they were going to see the " Ozzie Osborne Christmas lights" Now those would be some interesting lights!!!

We just got back on SAturday from a 12 day trip. On one of the buses a woman about 50 was telling her mom a lot of what she called disney secrets. She said one of the secrets was that only disney people could drive on the highways around disney. Her mom asked how would someone know if you were with disney or not. The woman said "Oh they know". LOL
I don't know who I felt worse for the woman or her mother.

 

[Disney1976]

We just got back on SAturday from a 12 day trip. On one of the buses a woman about 50 was telling her mom a lot of what she called disney secrets. She said one of the secrets was that only disney people could drive on the highways around disney. Her mom asked how would someone know if you were with disney or not. The woman said "Oh they know". LOL
I don't know who I felt worse for the woman or her mother.

Oh, so THAT'S why I keep getting pulled over at Disney. That officer was lying to me! It has nothing to do with my driving skills at all!

Seriously though, I really, really wonder where people get some of their information from.

 

[BabyPiglet]

Thanks. I mean come on I thought it was funny and hi, again... she's only 5. She absolutely got in trouble for it being so rude what she had said, it was just commenting on how funny it was how she is too young to have her own personal filter from what her brother has apparently taught her. But you know what, if you're only 5 and have been out at Disney for hours and hours and someone ram's your bestfriend/sister in the back of the legs and doesn't apologize, you might get mad too. And when you're only 5, you don't know that a simple glare or "excuse me" is in order.

Why is anyone getting so irritated about this, if you don't think it's funny, don't laugh. Some of the stories on here I haven't felt all that funny but I didn't rudely comment on them. Please people, be nice.

I completely agree. She's 5, hot and tired. Children are taught to be truthful, she was being truthful.

Anyways, the cinnamon roll! Perfect lunch IMO.

 

[FanOfStitch]

Not so much funny as cute, but we were at EP on 1/27 going to see Figment before he went into rehab and a little girl walks by with her dad and I hear her say "Disney World is the greatest place ever!!" To which I had to yell back to her that she was absolutely right and gave her a

 

[karenklo]

I know the 'what time is the 3 o'clock parade?' is an old one, but when i worked at WDW, you would be surprised the amount of times I was asked!!!

 

[lucigo]

We have a habit of sarcastically saying "happiest place on earth" whenever we see a meltdown in progress. Well we added to that after watching a father meltdown at the ticket book. Not sure exactly what the problem was with his tickets but he stomped his foot and yelled, "This is the most un-Disney-like thing that has ever happened!"

 

[pampam]

I can't find my notes to say when exactly this happened, but it was sometime between Jan 4 and Jan 20 of this year. We were on Jungle cruise. Had an excellent skipper. We thorougly enjoyed every minute. Anyway, we had just passsed the crashed plane, and she asked what would make the plane crashed. The chap across from me yelled out "Hippo's""! We all roared. We were long past the hippo's before we could get back on spiel. Our skipper loved it, and said "Yes, it's those plane crashing hippo's! Is it ok with you if I use that?" She must have told her fellow skippers, because a week later we were on JC again. Different skipper, (not as funny) and he said the plane crashing hippos were responsible for the plane crash.

 

[MyGoofy26]

And here's my Disney faux pas of the day

going to see Figment before he went into rehab

I must've been watching too many entertainment shows in the past week with all their Amy Winehouse talk. . . because I had to reread that three times before I realized you meant when the ride went down for rehab. Yep - for a brief moment I thought Figment was a drinker.