Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[sha_lyn]

I would say that salad here = a mixture of cold ingredients served either as main dish or side dish.

 

[DSNY4ever]

This thread is cracking me up. My husband and I love listening to people say dumb things while we are waiting in lines and then once we are far enough away we laugh our heads off.

Once we were waiting for the train and two women were looking at their map and talking about what they would do that day and one said that they could skip Small World because it was a "Christian" ride, and she proceeded to say how it is about being a Christian.

Not sure where she got that one, last time I checked peace and friendship weren't just for Christians.

 

[Diznejen1]

While waiting for a Bus to DTD at ASMU yesterday my DH and I overheard a man hollering at his wife...
"Over here honey...this the line for the
MAGICAL Kingdom bus".
I guess he was close.

 

[MomNeedsVacay]

I forgot a few, sorry:

4. I'm not a smoker, but I know some of them and even they find this funny. I was walking with my twin SILs, 5 (not too weird how young she is, don't worry my husband is 23) in the World Showcase headed back to the Future World. We had just passed the smoking area btwn Canada and FW when we decided to take a bathroom break, still by the smoking area. As we come out of the bathroom, Emmy, one of the girls, walks over to some guy smoking and asks "why are you trying to kill yourself at the happiest place on earth??? are you freaking crazy???" And she was asking him like she was his mom or something, I just thought it was the funniest thing ever but even so, I apologized way more than I should have and told her to do so also because it is extremely rude. My DH's family is pretty conservative too so I don't know where here crazy-liberal thinking came from. Maybe me??? but shhh... don't tell anyone. lol.

5. Um ok, so here's another one from Emmy. She's one outspoken 5 year old BTW, she's very smart and the smart one's tend to be very outspoken...
Ok, so you know how many parent's feel as if it's totally normal and they're doing nothing wrong when they use their stroller's as a way to push through crowds? Well Emmy and Alyssa, even at the age of 5, are very athletic and aren't sissies, they can hold their own and be trooper's and walk around all day. We were walking down Main Street (which is stoller pushing central) and some lady bumps into the back of Alyssa's legs and Emmy turns around sharply gives the worst look a cute 5 year old blonde girl can to this woman and says "next time, why don't you stick that stroller where the sun doesn't shine? and are you really using an EMPTY stroller right now? seriously?" I had no clue who has been teaching these girls to speak so openly but I am glad they did b/c a)you can't get mad at a 5 year old b)she's being the rudeness police and that's funny!!!

I later found out it was her 16 year oold brother


6. We were at the Poly Resort waiting for transportation to EPCOT, I heard this boy one time, he was maybe 8/9, and he really wanted to go to Disneyland. Not that it's weird but he was saying how he could just take the resort bus from our hotel with his dad, it's no problem and he could just meet his sister and mom at MK later. He was like it would be really cool if they could time it right and be on both of the Haunted Mansions at the same time.





Silly kids, lol.

That whole scenario with the 5 y.o. DD sounds made up. I have a nearly 5 year old and a lot of her friends are 5. I have never once heard them talk so "maturely" or with that type of tone....
And, yes, you can get mad at a five year old.

 

[GrowingUpDisney]

That whole scenario with the 5 y.o. DD sounds made up. I have a nearly 5 year old and a lot of her friends are 5. I have never once heard them talk so "maturely" or with that type of tone....
And, yes, you can get mad at a five year old.

LOL - oh yes, you can. I have two of them and I get mad at them all the time!

If my child EVER spoke to an adult that way - 5 or 15 - they wouldn't be able to sit down for quite some time...

 

[SoccerDogWithEars]

Hey guys, just a friendly reminder, this thread is to post funny comments we've all overheard. Not to flame people about what they've posted or argue over what's right and wrong for a 5 year old to say. We all have our opinions, let's just keep them off this thread shall we?

 

[Brave teacher]

I was at DHS last week with my DS. We ate lunch at Hollywood & Vine. While I was going to the buffet to fix my youngest DS's plate, I overheard a mom talking to her daughter as they walked in to the restaurant. She was trying to calm down her daughter who was crying because she was obviously exhausted. She told her daughter thaat they were there to have fun. She proceeded to tell her daughter that they were there to see...DORA! She even pointed to June from Little Einsteins to show her daughter where "Dora" was in the restaurant. The best part was when the little girl told mom that she was not Dora because she isn't supoosed to be wearing a purple dress.

The moment I heard this comment, I immediately thought of this thread.

Someone didn't do their research!

 

[duffy]

Just got back on Sunday, and here's a few:

We were going to the Magic Kingdom, and we overheard a guy ask his wife, "where are we going now? Treasure Island?" "No, the Magic Kingdom, " she replied in a very patient voice.

In Epcot, my 9-year old neice was fascinated by the Japanese woman making candy. Another boy about her age came over to see what was going on, and his dad followed. After a few minutes the dad asked me what she was doing-she was in the very first stages of making an animal and it was not obvious. He tried to get his son excited about seeing a woman making candy animals but he was clearly boooored. So dad said after a few minutes, "Come on, let's go see if we can find some thrill rides." Uh, good luck in Japan! The closest ride was in Norway-hardly a "thrill ride".

We overheard a waitress tell someone at Le Cellier that she would seat them next to a window so they could watch the fireworks. It is in a cellar, people!!

We got Dole floats, and a family of 4 in front of us drove me crazy while I waited behind them. The oldest male had a Canadian flag on his backpack, so they became "the Canadians" to us. Anyhow, they ordered floats too, and the waitress put the first one on the counter, where it sat in all its glory...then it began to slowly melt down the sides of the dish in the 85+ degree heat. The family was bemused by the scenery around them and ignored it. The second float joined the first...and it soon started running down the sides. The first one by now was forming a large puddle on the counter. I wanted to yell, "Start eating it! We're not in Canada! It's HOT here!" By the time they got all 4 the entire counter was covered in pineapple goo, while they stared around in a daze, not realizing what was going on.

Needless to say, they had to spend a few minutes wiping up, and when I got my floats, I immediately handed them off to my family and ordered them to start eating right away!

 

[BabyPiglet]

That whole scenario with the 5 y.o. DD sounds made up. I have a nearly 5 year old and a lot of her friends are 5. I have never once heard them talk so "maturely" or with that type of tone....
And, yes, you can get mad at a five year old.

Actually while my parents were smoking at POP they had a 6 year old lecturing them about the dangers of smoking. So I guess they're just very intelligent.

(And btw, I'm surprised how some of you are calling a 5 year old "nasty". I guess that just shows who you are, and not the kid.)

Anyways, these are all very funny!

 

[marivaid]

(And btw, I'm surprised how some of you are calling a 5 year old "nasty". I guess that just shows who you are, and not the kid.)

I guess this is my post you're responding to. First of all I didn't call the CHILD nasty, I wrote that what she said was nasty. Big difference.
And, yes, a five year old saying things like "stick it where the sun doesn't shine" to a complete stranger is nasty.

Main Entry: nas·ty
Pronunciation: \ˈnas-tē\
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): nas·ti·er; nas·ti·est
Etymology: Middle English
Date: 14th century
1 a: disgustingly filthy b: physically repugnant
2: indecent, obscene
3: mean, tawdry
4 a: extremely hazardous or harmful <a nasty undertow> b: causing severe pain or suffering <a nasty wound> <a nasty fall> c: sharply unpleasant : disagreeable <nasty weather>
5 a: difficult to understand or deal with <a nasty problem> <a nasty curveball> b: psychologically unsettling : trying <a nasty fear that she was lost>
6: lacking in courtesy or sportsmanship <a nasty trick>


As far as it showing "who I am", yes it does. I'm someone who does not think there's anything funny about insolent preschoolers.
That's a label I can live with.

 

[MomNeedsVacay]

Actually while my parents were smoking at POP they had a 6 year old lecturing them about the dangers of smoking. So I guess they're just very intelligent.

(And btw, I'm surprised how some of you are calling a 5 year old "nasty". I guess that just shows who you are, and not the kid.)

Anyways, these are all very funny!

I also don't think that a 6 year old should "lecture" an adult about the dangers of smoking. Its rude, not "intelligent".


On another note,

I do think most of these are hilarious..I can't wait to add to it after our April trip and again after our August trip!!!!!!

 

[Dreamdisney]

As we watched a character parade... the lady next to us said, "Look paw paw, it's MoJo bear." for the bear from Splash Mountain. The whole trip my kids kept saying that....they thought it was hilarious.

Also, people behind us, not knowing Chip and Dale, said,"Why do they have squirrals in the parade?"

Again...too funny.

 

[tlbwriter]

(And btw, I'm surprised how some of you are calling a 5 year old "nasty". I guess that just shows who you are, and not the kid.)

Yes, it does show who I am... a person who is not amused by extremely rude behavior simply because it comes in a cute little package. My goodness, what a monster I am.

Back on topic... this one came from my own daughter, and it's funnier in hindsight than it was at the time. We were having lunch at the Crystal Palace, and she stood there and surveyed this incredible spread, which we'd paid big bucks to enjoy, and said "None of this looks good. Can I have a peanut butter sandwich?"

 

[cindyfan]

Back on topic... this one came from my own daughter, and it's funnier in hindsight than it was at the time. We were having lunch at the Crystal Palace, and she stood there and surveyed this incredible spread, which we'd paid big bucks to enjoy, and said "None of this looks good. Can I have a peanut butter sandwich?"

OMG..... I laughed at this one !!!!
It reminded me of my DD...... same situation.... but different character breakfast..... and her response was....
"It all looks kinda yukky. Can I have a plain bagel?"

 

[Hollywoodhaha]

best that happend to me wass on figment & my grandma started talking 2 him while he was on the screen & she said
"hey, i just lowered my colesteral!"

 

[ALnRYSmom]

subbing in.
Most of these are cracking me up. The one with the little girl saying 'this is a nightmare' during IASW had my dh and dd for about and hour.

 

[Lovin' Lorne]

I don't know if others will find them funny, but hubby and I still laugh to this day.

We were at AK about three years ago or so, and a girl of about 12 ran past us at full tilt, pointing up and yelling over her shoulder at her family "REAL MONKEYS IN THE TREE! REAL MONKEYS IN THE TREE!!" I'm assuming that they were tired of animatronics?

On that same trip, a little girl walked in to the Team Mickey Athletic Club shop at DTD, took one look around and said in biggest, thoroughly disgusted voice that a three year old could manage "They don't got nothing that I want in here."

 

[duffy]

My neice had never been in a wave pool, or to the ocean, so waves were new to her. When the first wave at Typhoon Lagoon hit her, she was unprepared so it knocked her down and she scraped her knee slightly. I didn't make a big deal of it, and she was disappointed that I did not fuss over her scrape. She wanted to leave and was outvoted. My husband, daughter and I started enjoying the waves while she watched from a "safe distance" and was clearly puzzled over the whole concept.

After a while she ventured out in the water during a calm spell, but when the waves started again she ran out of the water as fast as she could. "Why do they keep doing that??" she asked, very exasperated. I left her alone, and within an hour she was having fun in the surf, but I loved how she really didn't understand why anyone would purposely create waves.

 

[lovedoggies]

This was during our last trip to Disneyland. I thought it was so cute.

There was a mom sitting by us on the Main St curb with her son. He looked about 4 or 5 years old. They were eating a cinnamon roll. The kid said to his mom "this is the best day ever. We get to be at Disneyland and we're havin a cinnamon roll for lunch".

 

[horseshowmom]

This was during our last trip to Disneyland. I thought it was so cute.

There was a mom sitting by us on the Main St curb with her son. He looked about 4 or 5 years old. They were eating a cinnamon roll. The kid said to his mom "this is the best day ever. We get to be at Disneyland and we're havin a cinnamon roll for lunch".

Couldn't ask for much more, could you?