Cold! Cold! Cold!
Heard someone on the news say a kid actually did this. I got the end of the discussion so didn't hear where.![]()
The smilies are different again. Here's my favorite
Light pole manufacturers will have to put up tongue guards as people don't read anyway.
So glad everyone made it out.I liked the comment that light pole manufacturers will soon have to put a warning on the poles about the dangers of doing that in freezing weather.![]()
You are absolutely right. It isM&N, those songs were so funny! Here's a you tube video link I got from my aunt to go along with the "oldie" theme:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeYbKZl6Z4c
That older lady trying on the thong in front of the mirror! OMG! How funny to be caught in the act like that!
Got this in my emails. Know many of you are oldies experts so thought I would share:
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:
Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .![]()
Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends![]()
The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.![]()
Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.![]()
Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.![]()
Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now.![]()
Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver![]()
The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.![]()
Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.![]()
Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.![]()
The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.![]()
Abba--- Denture Queen.![]()
Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.![]()
Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.![]()
Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.![]()
Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again.![]()
D&D---feel free to add smilies!!!
Well, now I have a new "theme song"!!!
Splish Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash! Story of my life...
Heard someone on the news say a kid actually did this. I got the end of the discussion so didn't hear where.![]()

Good God -- How nasty can you get?
Oh dear. They've changed up the smilies again! Where's my sarcastic whistling guy. (I'm too lazy to open the "more smilies" window!) Although, I'm a fan of the embarassed one... I know I can use that a lot.![]()
Hey at least that one ended up on the front page
Thanks, I hadn't figured that out yet