Finish the story

[Mishetta]

& somehow stumbled right into the big bunny shaped hot tub! She was so humilated that she started to cry. Everyone was just staring at her. She didn't know what to do next but guess who came to her rescue????

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

Why it was Barbara Walters. Babs was in town to interview Hef for an upcoming special entiled

"Aging playboys and the playmates they play with"

Barbara tried to console Hocleo, but she couldn't stop crying. Ho really was upset at this point..dumped twice in less than 1 hour was almost too much to bare. 1st Ben than Alex Ho was heartbroken until she looked up and saw a big white Hummer. It was driven by..

 

[my3kids]

An exotic European beauty filming a commercial for OnStar. She thought she was in her car on a yacht, but she was mistaken. She was actually on a large raft in one of Mr. Hefner's pools. Honey was mesmorized, but not as much so as the commercial's producer. His next project was advertising for a line of cosmetics targeted for middle age women. He saw HOcleo and knew he had his star.

She still had it...the ability to attract men. She wasn't washed up afterall. Who needed Ben or Alex? No, HO. She'd be just fine on her own.

As the model in the Hummer waved frantically to the director, he left with HOcleo to seal the deal.

(Incidentilly, the model was stranded in the Hummer floating in the pool for 3 weeks. Everyone thought it was just another statue fountain.)

HOcleo was thrill when she signed the contract. She ran to tell Mo all about it. It was then they realized HOcleo had not read the fine print.

 

[cheeringmom]

oh no. she had to get a lawyersorry guys this is all I can think of at 6:30am!!)

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

the fine print stated that the spokesperson for this cosmetic company which was named "MAW"(middle aged women) could not date while under contract!! After the lawyer reviewed it, it was determined that the "MAW" contract was indeed valid. What would HOcleo do?

 

[Mishetta]

She was desperate to find out what happened to that "happy zapper" chair.....because she could not live without (ummmm....) stimulation! Yep! That was a good word!!

So she decided to wait & not sign the contract until she located that chair! HoCleo did have her priorities afterall!

 

[my3kids]

But Mo reminded her she had already signed the document, and happy chair or no happy chair, she was stuck. What HOcleo didn't know was that Mo had already dismantled the chair and put the pieces back where they belonged, except for the salon chair which was so worn out that he had to have the trash men come and haul it away.

Honey was S-T-U-C-K, stuck! Here she was, a vibrant and vital woman(why yes, I do watch the Young and the Restless....that is their favorite phrase) marketing a product called MAW, costmetics for the older, more wrinkly generation, AND she couldn't date men. Could it get it any worse??

Why yes, it definitly could:

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

HOcleo had also missed another clause in the contract that stated, the spokesperson for MAW cosmetics shall be committed to to the no "electric apparatus of any kind" rule as well. No men, no chair, no nuttin! HOcleo needed desperately to get the heck out of this contract. Just the thought of no men, no chair no nuttin was killing her. Where could HOcleo run to hide?

 

[my3kids]

She would run back to Ben Affleck. He had the means to help, and she did so love the lyrical sound of Benocleo, to rhyme with Pinnochio. If he could get out of a wedding with Jennifer Lopez, he could surely get her out of a silly little contract. She ran all the way to Ben's house, and when he opened the door:

 

[Mishetta]

she fell right in, stumbled over his cranberry colored oriental rug, fell flat on her face & broke her nose! Voila! The contract was broken!! There was no way this cosmetic company could wait until Hocleo's nose was healed before they ran their campaign. It was a done deal ~ HoCleo was OUT of the contract!

 

[my3kids]

...and into Ben's house.....

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

Well now it was offical, the contract was broken and Ho and Ben became an item. Benhocleo could not leave the house without an encounter from the paparazzi. A reporter from the National Enquirer started to do some homework on this woman that replaced JLO. He was in contact with lots of people from the Ho's past and he was getting the inside scoop from all. First up was TJ and what a tale he told........

 

[onecoolmama]

He told of Ho and how they were best friends growing up. They were on the football team, the baseball team, and they even played basketball together. But alas, in his late teen Ho decided that he needed to be a girl so...

 

[cletus]

to onecoldmomma

it makes me mad that you are teelinng tails about my mama. noway that mama was a boy. please stop tje lyes, my mama is happppy with benjamin.

thankyou and good nite

your pal,


cletus

 

[onecoolmama]

Originally posted by cletus
to onecoldmomma

it makes me mad that you are teelinng tails about my mama. noway that mama was a boy. please stop tje lyes, my mama is happppy with benjamin.[/QUOTE

I am sorry but TJ doesn't lie..especially not to the National Enquirer!

 

[my3kids]

They went A to Z with all the men Ho had been with, then started the alphabet over again. They filled an entire edition with Hocleo's sexcapades. But Ben didn't believe a word of it. He had his honey, they had "Benhocleo" and as far as he was concerned, life was perfect.

Then he discovered:

 

[Cruisin]

that nothing is ever as it really seems to be...

 

[Mishetta]

when Ben was away during the day auditioning for other roles, BenHoCleo was secretly sneaking off to John Stamos' house (while the lovely Rebecca Romain Stamos was away on modeling assignments). So, here she was cheating on Ben too!

Of course, Stamos spent most of his time on the phone since he used that special long distance code now.....so BenHoCleo was starting to feel neglected by him too!

 

[cheeringmom]

Sorry ladies, I'm experiencing "writers block" and can't add anything funny. I gueess I had my 15 minutes.... will try again soon)

 

[my3kids]

Interesting thing was WHO John Stamos was on the phone with. Rebecca, you say? Think not. A supermodel or actor pal of his? Um, no. It was our own Mishetta Mishetta. What started as a prank call on Mishetta's part had blossomed into a love affair.

Oh, our fair Mishetta Mishetta, I still say rhymes with Beretta. ...what to do with Mr. Mishetta....and poor John...what to do with BenHoCleo....she wouldn't get out of his house. He tried to be polite, because everyone should have nice manners....but go she would not! Not even back to Ben when he called....

Mishetta was getting angry that John Stamous couldn't talk to her wispering sweet nothings because BenHoCleo was ALWAYS right there. He wondered if he: