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[Mishetta]

the aging, but ever so handsome, Clint Eastwood! He took one look at Honey & said "glad you finally made it to the West Coast! I've heard so much about you! So, come on now & make my day!" With a twinkle in her eye, off they went together to......

 

[my3kids]

make spagetti sauce because Honey had confused Clint Eastwood with Paul Newman. Once she figured out what Clint had in mind, she was appalled.

She said, "I am a youthful 20 something beauty. You are a very old man."

Clint raised his eyebrows and said, "Honey, you're no 20 something. Believe me, unless you've spent the last few years in a nuclear reactor, I'm guessing you are close to 50. And beside your age, you look a little bit charred. Have you received an electrical shock recently?"

Honey was appalled that someone would think she was almost 50 years old. She stormed out, already upset that she didn't get to make spagetti sauce, and now the whole age insult. She went back to Mo at the hotel and asked her dad if he thought she looked old. Mo sat quietly for a moment, then:

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

started to cry (more like a wimper) Honey he said I must be honest with you. You are alot older than you think. He went on to reveal a secret to Honey that would make her head spin. Mo told Honey about a night in March some 43 years ago, Honey he said you best sit down for this story. It was a dark and cold night at the campsite where Mo and Glo used to frequent looking for food, they came upon a tent that had lantern lit and some chille cooking on a fire, when the wolves went to scope it out, they came upon a beautiful, cherubic baby girl. Well Glo who had been having some fertility issues, decided that this beautiful baby girl was meant to be raised by her and Mo. So it was that night that Honey (whose real name we come to find is Cleopatra Marie Smith) was taken away from her human parents. Sure, Glo and Mo raised her like she were their flesh and blood, but Mo decided it was time to be honest with Ho. That is how Honey found out that she was 43 1/2 years old. She could not fathom this and insisted Mo was lying. She turned to Mo in a rage and said......

 

[my3kids]

My name was Cleopatra and you didn't have legally changed???

 

[Mishetta]

( Yeah, glad she was mad about the "name" thing & not the "age" thing...there is absolutely nothing wrong with being 43 1/2 years old! ) So realizing her age now, Honey (nee Cleo) didn't think Clint was too old for her afterall! But...there were so many fish to fry out in Celebrity land....she was goin' huntin'!

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

After Hocleo, as she was now called, realized she was not the natural daughter of Mo and Glo, and that she was 43 1/2 not 27, things started to click. She embraced her heritage and her age and in true Ho fashion showed that dirty harry a real good time. But she still felt he was too old and she set her sights on someone much younger, and much better looking she wanted to be the next Mrs. Larry King. A meeting was arranged and Larry took one look at her and.....

 

[Mishetta]

and nearly snapped his suspenders!! "No way in (you fill in the blank ) ________ am I interested in someone that OLD!! I like fresh meat!! Blonde, curvey....(BTW, have we established what color hair Hocleo has?) and someone intellectual! Hocleo insulted beyond belief decided to seek out the advice of one of Mootoo's closests friend ~ Hugh Hefner ~ to find out how she could look younger & more attractive....

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

So it was arranged mootoo would call Hef to introduce her 43 1/2 year old redheaded vixen friend. Of course, Hef was delighted to hear from mootoo as it was just too long since she was playmate of the year and he had seen her..all of her. Well as luck would have it, mootoo was not available to get Hocleo over to the mansion. Me shay ta and my3 were asked to step in. My3 had met Hef years before, and knew exactly hoe to get there. So..............

 

[my3kids]

My3 took the Greyhound bus she had stored in her garage for just such emergencies and rushed to California, picking up Cruizen K., cheeringmom, and lewski on the way, to get HOcleo to Hugh Hefner's house. Hugh was very sad that MooTooPooPooPeeDo, as he used to fondly call her, had not brought Ho to the mansion herself, but was still quite glad Ho had come. Hugh looked at HOcleo and was stunned by her:

 

[crow11ad]

a fleet of chia pets and some sea monkeys, Ho was so surprised that she said....

 

[Mishetta]

Totally lost now by crow11ad's reply.....???? Was this a double post?

(Mootoopoopoopeedoo ~ HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!)

Sorry, but ignoring last post....continuing with My3kids post:

very weathered appearance....Hugh decided that HoCleo needed some lyposuction & some botox injections & a new 'do' & maybe some boobie implants. He sent her over to a prominent Bevery Hills surgeon & then over to a Rodeo Drive Hair Dresser. By the time HoCleo returned to Hefner's place, she was all puffy from surgery but was anxious to see her new look! Hefner decided to throw a party in HoCleo's honor. He had his assistant plan a big bash "Hollywood style" to introduce HoCleo to the Hollywood crowd. All the following people were on the guest list:

 

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Drew Carey, John Stamos, Ben Afflek, and Leonardo DiCaprio were the first to arrive. One look at our gal, and Ben was hooked no more Bennifer it was now Benhocleo (rhymes w/ Pinnochio).

Hocleo could not have been more pleased. (except for the electronic porch incident days before). Finally she got her arm piece. And a good piece it was. While getting a glass of merlot, Hocleo was surprised to see the Playboy bus arrive. She could not believe who was stepping out of the bus....

 

[Mishetta]

it was Mishetta!!! My3 picked her up when it was known that John Stamos would be at the party! Me-Shay-TA LOVED John Stamos!!! Woo Hoo!!! Party!!! She was very excited...so much so.. that (she couldn't type anymore & had to keep re-typing the same sentence over a few times!)

Anyway, besides Mishetta, who was off that bus lickity-split & had her arms around John Stamos already....the next person off the bus was...

 

[my3kids]

William Hung, but then he realized he had caught the wrong bus. He was supposed to catch the American Idol outcast bus and caught the Hugh Hefner Playboy bus instead. He was so polite and apologetic about the whole thing that Hugh let him stay. Honey was able to shake her new stuff to 'She Bangs' while the growing crowd of celebrities nodded their approval to Hugh.

Next off the bus was:

 

[Mishetta]

Ryan Seacrest (since he seems to be everywhere right now!) Then following him was Simon! He had a few choice comments to offer HoCleo...

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

but she covered her ears. She did not want to hear what Simon had to say. She was too wrapped up in Ben. Hocleo just new that she finally found her soulmate in Ben. Sure there were good times with TJ and ALex, but something was different this time. Ben made Hocleo feel like a natural womannnnnnnnn. And not like the adopted daughter of a pack of wolves. Just as Ben was about to grab her and take her for a stroll to the famous playboy jacuzzi, who should step off the bus but..........

 

[my3kids]

Jennifer Lopez. While Ben was momentarily distracted, HOcleo was introduced to William Hung. Because the music was so loud, she misunderstood and thought he said he was Well Hung. This immediately peaked HOcleo's curiosity and she she started flirting with William. They went into the hosue, and once HOcleo realized her mistake, she ran back out to find Ben, but:

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

found that he had bought yet another $6M ring for Miss Lopez. Now Hocleo sat on the curb and cried. She was about to

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

give up and head back to Alex, when off the bus stepped......

 

[my3kids]

Alex! Imagine Honey's surprise at having Alex come to her...or so she thought. Alex was through with HOcleo FOREVER. He had waited long enough, had been patient, understanding and faithful. But this was the last straw. HO came running with open arms. Alex jumped to the side and HO ran straight into an enormous hug with Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie, being friendly, didn't belt HO, but did politely explain she was already married. Honey turned to see what happen to Alex, but he was in a deep conversation with a beautiful bunny.

Honey didn't know which way to turn, so she turned left.: