Finish the story

[my3kids]

...can't breathe I am laughing so hard, MooToo.....

Honey was devistated about the loss of her adoptive wolf mother, but understood her father's need for companionship. She was a little surprised the old guy was still able to****censored****, but was comforted to know he was at peace.

Honey decided to invite her father and his new bride to the islands to live as a family with her, Alex, Cletus, and Diabetty.

Mo accepted immediately and brought his new wolf wife, Fang. Fang wasn't quite as used to people as Honey would have liked. Mo found her via an online 'looking for love' ad. Fang had been living in the mountains of northern Idaho, and:

 

[cheeringmom]

wasn't used to such cultured living. The elvis velvet print impressed her the most. Ho decided she needed to get to know her step mom more so invited her to go down to the local bar and hang out. There was a "no dogs allowed" sign on the front door. So Fang just pretended to be a seeing eye dog. All was going well until....

 

[my3kids]

the amount of people in the bar really spooked Fang. She tried to attack the Elvis look alike performing at the bar that night, so Honey had to put her top back on quickly and rush Fang home.

Fang was having a really hard time with the family as she wasn't used to any interaction with humans. Mo tried to explain the situation with Honey, but having never been around a person before, Fang was terrified. She tried to eat Diabetty and Honey actually had to put Fang on a chain. It broke her heart to have to restrain her step mother. Mo tried and tried to calm Fang down, but she was just too wild for Mo and the family. Once Fang delivered the litter, Mo sued for custody and they returned Fang to Idaho. Mo promised to visit the next time the family went to Las Vegas, but before they could make any travel arrangements they set out to raise the two wolf pups as best they could.

It really was the circle of life. Glo had fed Honey, then Cletus and Diabetty, and now it was Honey's turn to raise her tiny siblings. She got 2 little bottles from Diabetty's toy box and fed them pureed steak. The wolf pups thrived.

For diversion, Honey continued slipping back into her old ways. There were plenty of men around who adored her....even Mo was getting a little action with a beautiful teacup poodle just down the road.

Life was good until Alex:

 

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and Hos relationship suffered a terrible setback. Ho had started to frequent the impersonator bar in hopes of hooking up with a Don King lookalike, well as luck would have it the actual Don King appeared one night and Ho was totally taken with the boxing guru. Mr King had plans of his own with honey as well. Would ALex risk losing ho again or would he challenge Don?

 

[cheeringmom]

Ho was mostly interested in Don's fab hairdo. How could she get her to do that? And the color looked so much like her dead mother Glo's. How she missed her. But Alex wasn't believing a word of Ho's. That impersonator bar had a lot of wackos.....

 

[my3kids]

Like the jeerleaders who came to the island to impersonate mom's cheerleaders down there for an international competition. My what nasty girls those jeerers were. It was all cheeringmom could do to cover their ears and put them back on a plane to New Jersey. Cheeringmom had never heard language such as that in Jersey before, and she wasn't going to let her cheering squad have to hear it either.

Anyway, Alex decided his love for Honey was stronger than any other man, so he stood up to Mr. King. Alex wouldn't believe Honey's interest was purely cosmetic. Hair like Don King's??? He wasn't buying it, although the likeness to poor Glo was uncanny!

Trouble was, once Alex said he would fight Don King for Honey's love, Don snapped his fingers and in walked:

 

[cheeringmom]

Rocky. He was one of the Don's favorite boxers-even thought he wasn't really a boxer. He would have to fight Alex for Ho's affections. Sylvester was not in such good shape as he had been years ealier. Alex thought this would be an easy defeat however...

 

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Originally posted by my3kids
Cheeringmom had never heard language such as that in Jersey before

Perhaps cheeringmom needs a trip to one the (in)famous Jersey Boardwalks

 

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Originally posted by cheeringmom
Alex thought this would be an easy defeat however...

Mr. Balboa was wearing his championship ring...And Alex's eye didn' take too kindly to that big hunk of metal

 

[my3kids]

Oh no! The ring reopened his eye injury sustained during his honeymoon years earlier. Honey was really nervous this time...of course not about Alex, but that again, she would be faced with the question of "How would men react to her if she had an unattractive husband?"

This really weighed heavily on Ho's mind. She really needed Glo now to talk things over with. She sure missed her wolf mom. Diabetty was getting older. Maybe she'd understand and have some helpful advice.

Diabetty listened to her mom, then:

 

[cheeringmom]

went in search of a medium that could contact her Grandma Glo for her mom Ho. She was such a good daughter it was the least she could do. But where to find a medium????.... Then a thought occured to her.... Whoopie Goldberg from Ghost. Surely she could help contact Glo from the dead....

 

[Mom2Cletus&Diabetty]

I have just read this story and it all sounds so familiar. Do I know you all? You have been writing my very interesting and spectacular life history! Yes, I DO love Men! How did you gals ever know?

I didn't know Diabetty was seeking a medium. What a nice young lady she has turned into. Must have been all that wolf milk when she was a baby, don't ya think?

Have to go run down to the dock now. There is a boat full of sailors just coming into port. I'll check in later!

 

[cheeringmom]

Originally posted by Mom2Cletus&Diabetty
I have just read this story and it all sounds so familiar. Do I know you all? You have been writing my very interesting and spectacular life history! Yes, I DO love Men! How did you gals ever know?

I didn't know Diabetty was seeking a medium. What a nice young lady she has turned into. Must have been all that wolf milk when she was a baby, don't ya think?

Have to go run down to the dock now. There is a boat full of sailors just coming into port. I'll check in later!

Hahahahahahahaha so glad you could join us HOney. Watch them sailors. They like to drop their anchor anywhere-if you get my drift and I'm sure you do!!!

 

[my3kids]

Miraculously, Diabetty was able to secure the services of Whoopie Goldberg, who happened to be on the island filming a Slim-Fast commercial. You know, she really didn't look that slim in the bikini. Anyway, Dee took Whoopi home, and it seems, Honey must have been down at the docks??? Well, that gave Whoopi a few minutes to set up her supplies. She was an untraditional medium and brought along a conch shell, a fin off a tuna(which had a bit of a bad smell) and the engine from a 1969 AMC Rambler. That took Cletus' help to carry inside, but if it helped his mom, he didn't mind the work.

Once Honey arrived home:

 

[Cruisin]

she couldn't believe the sights and smells that greeted her from the doorway.
Kids, she said, I really don't know what to say. What in the .....

 

[my3kids]

"world is that engine block doing on my dining room table?" But then Whoopi came out of the kitchen, shoving the remains of a Krisy Kreme secretively into her mouth. Diabetty explained, left with Cletus and the pair began their seance:

 

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Honey and Whoopie sitting around the table in the little beachside cottage candles lit. the girls holding hands trying to connect with Glo, when all of a sudden an explosion!!! It seems Cletus never did remove the car engine from the dining roon table. Oh no cried ho, Whoopies dreadlocks............

 

[my3kids]

went up like a forgotten cigarette in a fireworks factory! The flames spiraled up each one like a twizzler. Honey immediately grabbed one of Diabetty's whitey kiteys and smothered the flames before anyone got burned. Whew! That could have been bad. Then, out of the ashes of Whoopie's hair arose a misty image of Glo. She looked very peaceful and began to bark quietly. She told Honey:

 

[cheeringmom]

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[poptartlette]

They all relaxed and celebrated by eating Watermelon Poptarts and drinking Boones Farm Strawberry Wine.