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[my3kids]

she was just so darn confused. She though she loved TJ right before the Kool-Aid commercial, now she wants Alex back....there was just too much to consider.

It seems as though the head lice likely came from the rug in the elementary school where she hooked up with the local university's student teacher. He was 22, and she felt like she was, although poor Ho was actually getting pretty long in the tooth. The rug had served its' purpose that late afternoon...Honey felt so loved for the 7 minutes she was on it, but now...head lice. The gift that keeps on giving. She also had a strange sensation. The "excitement coming from below " that she told her friend lewski about earlier had turned into a strange burning. It seems that in addition to the head lice, the young teacher had given Honey another little "gift."

Honey headed to the doctor, a young single gynecologist, who told Honey:

 

[cheeringmom]

she has crabs. Seems like ho's new boyfriend should be in the pest control business. She tried to flirt with the doc but he kept scratching his head. Oh no ho gave lice to the doc....

 

[chichihoney]

Ho went home and cry. her kids said what wrong. she said she been fired from her job but she is stiil looking for a job she took a job as a waitress.

 

[Mishetta]

but the Health Dept came around because there were complaints of Honey constantly scratching her hair & her "you know what" so she was fired!

Alex was long forgotten, so she started thinking about TJ again...

 

[my3kids]

Oh how she wanted him to scratch her itch. She thought maybe someone could intervene for her with TJ.

She called Mishetta Mishetta to ask if she could put those detective skills to work and help figure out where TJ's heart was. Mishetta Mishetta said she'd be happy to help once she emptied her dishwasher. :

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

Originally posted by my3kids
had given Honey another little "gift."

Honey headed to the doctor, a young single gynecologist, who told Honey:

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And no I'm not looking for a tag. (sorry I couldn't resist)

And now back to the regulary scheduled hogram.

 

[cheeringmom]

Originally posted by MOMTOMOOTOO
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And no I'm not looking for a tag. (sorry I couldn't resist)

And now back to the regulary scheduled hogram.

(hahahahahahahahahaaha)

 

[my3kids]

Mishetta Mishetta finished her dishes and paid TJ a visit. She said her friend Honey hadn't been able to quit thinking about him, (and Alex...really, either one would be fine) and would he consider taking Honey and her twins, Cletus and Diabetty, and making a family. TJ pondered the thought....he thought long and hard. He did like Scottsdale, and maybe he could help get the sofas and washing machines off the porches. Still, he wasn't sure, AND she was still technically married to Alex who was still living the good life in the Caribbean. "Well," Mishetta said. "What is your answer, Toe Joe?" (See why he goes by TJ?) "And," she added, "What IS wrong with thoses toes of yours?" She'd never seen anything quite like them....

TJ wanted a little time to think things over and said he would call Mishetta back soon.

 

[crow11ad]

My toes? All this time and you have never noticed my 8th toe. So what now, where do we go from here? Yes it is true. All this time, I have been trying to tell you how I truly feel, it was my toe, Emanuel, who told me what to say. So what happens now?

 

[my3kids]

All Mishetta could say was, "Huh?"

Then she called Honey and advised that she go after Alex instead.

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

Ok said Ho, Alex it is. After all this time she still had a soft spot for Alex. So Ho called a realtor and listed her Scottsdale house, and had the biggest yard sale this side of Arkansas. What was great is that she didn't have to move the sofas and appliances from the porch. Mishetta bought the avocado green dishwasher.
She also commanded a pretty penney for her velvet paintings. With the house out of the way, Honey, Cletus and Diabetty headed for the airport. Would she finally reuinite with her beloved Alex?

 

[cheeringmom]

but first she must get past airport security. That proved to be tough because the twins had so many metal fillings due to koolaid in the bottles. Ho had to pretty talk her way thru the guards. just then....

 

[my3kids]

She decided the money from the yard sale was burning a hole in her pocket, so she made a quick run for one more velvet painting of Elvis superimposed in a race car. (She greatly regretted selling the one she had to those fraternity boys. She wondered if they would have a big enough space in a dorm room to hang it as it deserved to be hung, with the back lighting and all??) Anyway, the quartet, Honey, Cletus, Diabetty and Velvet Elvis headed back to the airport and got through the security despite the amount of fillings the children had.

They got the first available flight to the Caribbean. They raced to the spot where Honey had left Alex on the beach all those years before. Darned if he wasn't still there! After all, she had said she was just going to the bathroom and would be right back. All those years, while she was involved with bus drivers, and headlice, having babies and gaining a very deep "pink" neck, Alex had waited for her. His beard was down to his waist, and he had a nasty sunburn, but none the less, the reunion was joyful! They first:

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

acted like school kids on their first date. Soon it progressed to drunken college kids on spring break and finally, their relationship was consumated. WOWEE screamed Alex!! You are better than...............

 

[Mishetta]

eating fresh jellyfish! (Remember, he was on the beach all these years waiting for Ho to return......)

They bought a house together & hung their velvet Elvis painting. They were feeling so good about being a cultured couple ~ with their art work & all...

Mishetta gave Ho her avacado dishwasher back since the couple couldn't afford one (whew...glad to have gotten rid of that!) The foursome lived so happy & Ho was getting enough from Alex that she didn't need to go prowling for other men but there was something missing....

 

[my3kids]

Her parents! Ooops! Honey had been so preoccupied at the yard sale in Scottsdale, she forgot to take her parents with her to the islands.

A quick call to the humane society in Scottsdale revealed:

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

That Glo had to be put down. You see, Glo had sniffed her way to the frat house that was home to the original Elvis painting. It seems that Glo thought that the frat boys stole the painting from her little honey. Glo got so angry that she ripped the painting off the wall and there was velvet everywhere. Well the humane society came and the unthinkable happened. Mo on the other hand had remarried and was quite happy to inform Ho that she would have a new sibling...

 

[Mishetta]

(wait a minute, I thought Ho's parents were appearing in a Vegas show? Did I miss something here?? Was I gone that long?)

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

Mishetta, I have held off posting about Glo as a long as I could. I knew you would take it the hardest. But listen, sometimes life throws us a curve and we must accept it. Just know that Glo did not suffer it was instantaneous. But we all must move on. Mo has and I see no reason that we can't as well. Someday you will understand

 

[Mishetta]

I'm so crushed! Rest in Peace Glo!

Thanks for shielding me from the truth Momtomootoo!