Now this is MY kind of thread!
I'll be bringing some friends, all of which like to think they are european, but in reality are overweight naturalists, which means they do not shave, two girls and one guy, he looks like a gorilla he is so hairy. He is married to one of the girls, she has more hair under her armpits and on her legs than bigfoot, and speaking of feet, hers reak, and she prefers to go barefoot.
We will be at BB or TL, my friend Bob likes to change into his speedo right at the 37 chairs we will take up, he also smokes cigars like a chimney. His wife Beth likes to wear gstring bikinis. Their friend Mary likes to wear a thong, and thats it, she goes topless. Also very hairy. They will bring their kids, who like to drink beer and run around naked, so look for them cutting into line, Billy is the albino one, very hairy as well, he prefers a mans beer, like pabst blue ribbon, and don't try to give him any of that light stuff. He's got a bad temper for a 7 year old, so if he asks you for a cigarette, or you see him smoking, let him go, he prefers to do it in the non designated smoking areas, he hates 2nd hand smoke.
Sissy is his older sister, she just turned 18 and loves boys. She will probably use a fake resort id her uncle tom made for her to lounge around SAB trolling for boys. You might also see her getting it on in one of the hot tubs, so keep an eye out, she is the one with rainbow colored hair, she has a chain running from a nipple ring, to her nose ring, to her ear ring back to her lip. She also has a tattoo of piglet on her back. Since she will most likely be wearing a white tshirt and short, short shorts, you'll probably see it if the shirt is wet, as well as other parts of her body.
My wife and I will be busy keeping everyones drinks filled by using refillable mugs we picked up over the years to get the drinks, our current collection is 179. We lost one when I had to toss one under a
ECV to prevent that person from reaching the handicap spot before we did with my able bodied brother who rented a wheelchair to get better placing in line. Yes, we were nice and took turns riding, thanks for your concern. Anyway, that mug did a great job in stopping that 102 year old woman who was taking her great-great grandchildren to the MK.
By the way, me and my cousin found a great spot where you can lift a cooler over a wall, we have a ingenious system where we put Billy (7 year old albino you met before) in a 'bubble', which is really the cooler. He gets to go on all his favorite rides, while we enjoy our fully stocked bar (hey folks, only $4.50 for a 7&7, we're the 'bubble boy' family with the flame painted bubble).
When we're done with the parks, we're going to need plenty of room to stretch out and lay down on the busses before we head back to our resort for a nice 3am skinny dip/naked volleyball match, these games can get loud, so don't ask for a pool view, we'll be at the GF.
So, while my family and I are there, look for me, I'll be wearing the shirt with George Carlin's 7 dirty words you can't say on television. I hope to meet you, we can kick back on main street and enjoy a 7&7 together (only $4.50!), and if you get hungry, we have plenty to offer from your Favorite WDW buffets, why pay those high high WDW prices when you can enjoy the same food for the low price of $3.95 a person, with prices that low, you'll think you're in Vegas! (we'll gather at the teacups and I'll start taking bets on who spews when getting off first, cash only, house rules available on site.)
See you at the world!
*The previous post was submitted for humor purposes only, and is not mean to offend anyone, including hairy women, hairy men, albinos, people in ECV's, wheel chairs, promisicous girls, George Carlin, or anyone who might get offended by this. If you are still offended, all I can ask you to do is go to WDW, sit back and be glad that me and my family are not there!
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