Drinking beer...line cutting...unaccompanied children

[mkymouse1928]

I'll be the one who checks in at the All Star at 8:00 am and get really angry because my room isn't ready yet (I don't really care that check in isn't until 4:00 pm) yelling and screaming at the CM untill they upgrade me for FREE to GF concierge and then will again complain long and loud because the view is not just quite right. After that I will call my sister in law and remind her to pack the really thick soled shoes for the kids as they are just a couple of inches to short for a few of the rides. I mean why should we have to by pass these rides because the kids are too short? Surely they won't get hurt. Then I think I will join ya'll at the V&A party. That sounds like a lot of fun. Of course I will have to hurry back the MK at the last minute to see the parade. You don't mind do you if my two nephews, sister in law, her husband, DH and myself sit right down here on the curb where you have been waiting for the last 2 hours? Oh yeah, I just remembered I have to call my Father in law to get his handicapped parking pass. We don't really like to walk all that far. Maybe I should just tell my sister in law to cancel her ressies. She, her hubby and the 2 boys can just share our room, that's only 2 persons over the limit. We don't need to tell the front desk so that we don't have to spend the extra $10/night/adult, right? I think too we should head on down to the beach one evening with a cooler in tow to watch the fireworks. I don't really like to get in the sand so you won't mind if I put my chair on your patio to watch the show, will ya? Then of course we will leave all our empties for the CM to clean up. Wanna make sure they have plenty of work to do so they don't lose their job. Then when I get home I'll post a really long negative trip report about how dirty everything is and how rude the CMs are because surely all my demands were really very simple.

Oh -- Save a beer for me !!!

Hope everyone has great trips!

 

[>>^..^<<]

I have some friends who are staying offsite and I just want to warn AKL guests that all 15 of them are coming over for the storytelling at the firepit ~ they will be there early so they all have the comfy rocking chairs ~ so all you AKL guests will have to have your kids do it another night..okay?

By the way ~ after the storytelling - all 15 of them want to chat with the guides and use the night vision goggles - so you better wait your turn - after all you are staying there so you can do it ANYTIME... but they only have this one night to enjoy AKL facilities.

>>^..^<<

 

[Daisimae]

I myself went on a shopping spree for my trip today. I ordered daisy dukes and crop tops from Lane Bryant for my 200+ lbs. body. I'm having them sent ground delivery and hope they are delivered by Tuedsay. To make sure I'll call the customer service line of the site and the shipper every day and yell at them. On second thought, I think I'll return the crop tops, by media mail, and just wear my bra. It just looks like a bikini top, right? I'll be demanding an immediate refund. Need that extra money for my trip. I wanna come to V&A's with the rest of you!

I'm not going to make any PS's. When I want to get into the Crystal Palace at lunch time. I'll just pout and scream at the CM's about all the resort fees I paid and how much money I've spent on Pooh souviners.

I've also instituted a point system to help me keep track of all those people I'm going to run over in my ECV. When I get back I'll be emailing MyPoints to see if I can get the points added to my acccount. Do we get points for participating in the tequila and teacups challenge? I'll try to have those added to my account too! hehehehe

Daisimae

 

[jaccceee]

w8ting4pooh,
i saw the picture of your family.4 KIDS!!! Don't you know your overpopulating the earth!!! Geesh!

 

[4greatboys]

Okay people on your way to pool hop at SAB please stop by the All Stars to pick up my family--there are 6 of us and bringing various nieces and nephews plus my inlaws--but we got a great deal on our 1 room. We will be utilizing all the closet and draw space. Do you have any idea how many kids fit in those draws?? You would be amazed. We did buy 2 refillable mugs for the crew, we were only going to get 1 but decided that wasnt fair so we got 2. All short children--no matter the age will get in free for the under 3 crowd. They honestly only look 2!!
We are going to hit buffet---half of us will go in eat and then come out one but one so the next one can claim our spot at the table. I bet no one has saved 50% on their buffet before have they?!?
Disney really is the best place to get a new stroller. We found a wonderful one on our last visit--it even had free gifdts to go with it! Imagine how happy my little junior was to get the free light chasers and such.

 

[CdnDisneyFan]

I'm also going to hog a computer at Innoventions sending emails to all my many friends, family members, coworkers, and hey, people I don't even know. I will also go to one of the shows, and plop myself down in the middle of the row, making everyone walk around me!! Gee, this is so much fun!!

Jules

 

[mkymouse1928]

Oh, I almost forgot. All of my neighbors at the GF won't mind if we let the 2 boys run wild up and down the halls and jumping off the bed and stuff at all hours of the day and night. You know boys will be boys and they are active guys at ages 5 and 6. And whoever is staying next to us you will gladly peek in on the kids every so often one evening while we four adults go party at PI and then come stumbling back in at around 2 or 3 am quite enibriated, right?

 

[shafke]

Originally posted by SamSam
C.Ann....If one of those little kindergardner's is scared to go on a ride...then just tell him to wait right there for you because you are NOT going to miss the ride. Besides, there's a CM right there to watch over him till you're done.

No... if one of those lil babies is too scared to go on a ride, they are going on kicking and screaming because you paid for them to have a good time and they are going to have a good time whether they like it or not.

 

[shafke]

Originally posted by Daisimae


I've also instituted a point system to help me keep track of all those people I'm going to run over in my ECV. When I get back I'll be emailing MyPoints to see if I can get the points added to my acccount. Do we get points for participating in the tequila and teacups challenge? I'll try to have those added to my account too! hehehehe

Daisimae

You can use the point system from the "classic" movie Death Race 2000....

Women of child-bearing age - 10 points
Teens - 40 points
Children under 12 - 70 points
Folks over 75 - 100 points

I bet you could get 10000 points easy.

 

[jcemom]

Originally posted by shafke
You can use the point system from the "classic" movie Death Race 2000....

Women of child-bearing age - 10 points
Teens - 40 points
Children under 12 - 70 points
Folks over 75 - 100 points

I bet you could get 10000 points easy.

Maybe we call all try this...see who gets the "high score?"

 

[Scratch42]

It's a good thing I did not read this at work or they would have brought the "Men in White" out for me!LOL

OMG!

ROTFLMAO!

Scratch

 

[nonnymouse]

I suppose I will have to share some of my secrets, since everyone else is letting go:

I'm getting all of my granddaughter's baby dolls together. It's so much fun to hurl them one at a time off of certain rides while shrieking wildly. Dumbo is especially effective, since there are so many children standing close by ...

We also traditionally bring a long rope to stretch across the ground during parade time, just to add some extra excitement. By sitting near handicapped areas, directly across from each other, my daughter and I can coordinate pulls at exactly the same time. If anyone tries to find out why Chip and Dale became airborn, we just tie the rope ends to the nearest wheelchairs.

We've also got a great system for room upgrades: We simply bring a bottle of odorous liquid from home and upon checking into our room, we dump it in a prominent place on the carpet. The front desk has upgraded us to concierge in under 5 minutes on this one. However, we might have to stage a bathroom fall on the liquid next time. I think they might be catching on.

The newest trick for this year is that I have taught my granddaughter to grab her crotch and scream "POTTY! POTTY!" so that we can go past all waiting ladies in any bathroom line. Can't wait to see how this one works. We might also try it in food lines, as soon as she learns to clutch her tummy and cry, "Please feed me today, please!"

See you all there

 

[Dixie Luvr 98]

Gee, this get-together sound like tons of fun. Only problem is I've heard rumors that it can get kind of hot and sticky in Florida this time of year. Any possiblity of doing something during one of the cooler months? I'm sure the school won't have any problem if I pull the kids out for a couple of weeks

However, if everyone is going right away, I guess I can just take them out of band camp next week. That shouldn't be a problem, should it? The search is down and I can't do a search to see if there is a thread on taking kids out of band camp to go to Disney World. I can't make a decision like that without lots and lots of other people's opinions

 

[DisneyEnthusiastic]

Well, I hope you guys aren't too tired after your long days because I'm not giving up my seat for anyone on the bus...elderly, pregnant, carrying a baby...you should have gotten here earlier. And I don't want my packages to be on the ground so they will be in the seat beside me. I won't speak English either.

Then I'm going to let my 4 year old help herself to the buffet all by herself..sorry if she's putting her hands in the macaroni, or picking her nose before she grabs that chicken nugget with her hands, or making her own ice cream sundae and letting the icecream pour all over the place.

Then I'll send the little ones to the pool by themselves to terrorize other children (I'll make sure to remind them to put towels on a few chairs). The lifeguards will watch them while I take a nap. After all, I'm on vacation too!!

I'm coming to V&A too...I'll be the one on my cell phone non-stop! Becaue there are more important things going on outside of DW while I'm on vacation.

 

[DisneyCP2002]

These are awesome ideas for my christmas trip. You wouldn't mind if I stood up during the parade right? I had gotten here early but hey I can't see well. Sorry if I'm standing in front of your kids but it is my right ya know. Think I'll pool hop one day and put some stuff at each pool to save my spot and you better hope it's still there when I return or they'll be ick to pay. Oh and since I'm by myself you really don't mind if I cut in front of all ya for a ride by myself right? Oh and those lovely characters. I'll just have to hog them.

 

[peachgirl]

The newest trick for this year is that I have taught my granddaughter to grab her crotch and scream "POTTY! POTTY!" so that we can go past all waiting ladies in any bathroom line. Can't wait to see how this one works.

I won't complain about your granddaughter if you don't mind my 14 yr old male cousin coming in the ladies restroom with us.

After all, we want him to be safe and no way is he going to the big boys potty all by himself!

He's very well behaved and that little thing he does about peeking under the doors is just his way of being friendly! We think it's kinda' cute, and it's riot listening to all the women scream when they see him!!!

 

[Daisimae]

After checking I've found that I am still a little short for my trip. So, I've listed some RARE items on eBay, hubby's dirty underwear!! Hey, no one else has his exact DNA. This gives me extra money and makes less laundry for him to do while I'm gone.

I've listed them all as new and unopened for $2.00 a pair with $25 shipping, (insurance optional). They are five and seven day auctions, payment within 2 minutes, by PayPal only. Of course, I won't be home when the auctions end, but I don't think anyone will mind me not answering e-mails or not shipping, (by media mail in old beat up envelopes), promptly. So check these auctions out please, I really need help. I registered for a new user ID just for the occasion: MeGoWDWByeBye. Catchy huh? It's attached to my Hotmail e-mail account. It's almost over it's quota.

This should keep my PayPal balance quite fat. If not, I will be making a huge stink about the food and service at V&A's and walking out without paying. My report on the boards be scathing!

I'm inviting my cousin, her husband and one year old to join us. We will all be staying in our room at the All Stars. I'll make sure I change her son's diaper in line for Dumbo and then hand the dirty diaper back through the line, until it gets to the person next to the trash can.

Daisimae

 

[charlie,nj]

I’m gonna to go to Home Depot and buy myself a nice big stick..I’ll have the lumber department guy cut it to about 4 feet long. Then I’m gonna go over to Wal-Mart and buy a triangular piece of red, yellow, or green colored cloth and 30 matching T-shirts for family and friends. I will also pick up a huge outdated video camcorder… the bigger the better...the kind that eats whole VCR tapes. I will top the camcorder off with the biggest spot light I can find.

At the ticket gate my group of 30 family and friends will cause mass confusion when I as the leader of our group hands out the tickets to the other members of the group right in front of the gate. We will then gather on the other side of the gate and block everyone else from coming in while I mumble some instructions to the group ..waving my red, yellow, or green colored triangular piece of cloth which I have now attached to my 4 foot stick. I will make hand gestures and point my stick in the direction I want my group to go in. This will all be captured on video by the BIG outdated camcorder. This is the moment I have been waiting for..I am the leader! (viva la revolution!)

I will proudly lead my group all over the MK with my stick with it’s red, yellow, or green colored triangular cloth held high…reeking havoc ..watching the horror on people’s faces as we approach. I will get such a kick out of seeing people actually run toward the entrance of an attraction or FP machine trying to beat us to it. People you can’t beat us we will just weasel past you one by one anyway once you are on the line. You might as well just give up. If my group of 30 is so lucky to get on a very long line..as mentioned in a previous post…I will lead my group in a strange chant..with clapping and shouting. (sometimes even with a special foot stomping portion) Little do the unsuspecting guests know that my group will be chanting…”Hey you stupid people..we own this park today..stay out of our way or we will trample you down”.

At afternoon parade time we will arrive on Main street 2 hours before the actual start of the parade. We will line the streets with red, yellow, or green T-shirted people. We again will start our strange chants and clapping. All of this will also be caught on video by that BIG outdated camcorder.

I will lead my group into the toy stores and have them all sit on the floor slopping over a Disney stuffed animal. We will not purchase these animals we will just sit there and stroke them and make sure we block “paying” customers.

At the electric light parade our strategy will be a little different. Since it is dark will just wait until the parade starts and worm our way right in front of your youngest child. We of course will listen to you when you say..”hey get the **** out of our way, you’re blocking our kids view”. But we will not move and will just smile and flash you a dumb expression like we don’t understand you. (works every time)

Oh one more thing we will make sure we use the flash on our camera in the middle of the darkest attractions…just so we can blind you. (and also just to punish you for thinking you can beat us to an attraction first)

 

[kessieann]

Well Daisimae I am going to be the winning bidder on your underwear auction. Of course I sniped at the last minute and got those babies for $99.99. I don't mind your outrageous shipping because how often can you get DNA like that?

Of course I don't have any intention of paying you. I will tell you I'm going to but then my grandma is going to die (again). After the funeral my whole family will have typhoid flu so I don't have time to get to Paypal and send some payment for a binding bid that I made. I have Buyers Remorse-don't you get it you cold heartless seller. My house will be foreclosed and the electricity shut off and it is all YOUR fault.

Then I will neg you because you are the WORST Ebay seller I have ever dealt with. After that I am going to go into your BIN auction and bid on it. I will wait 2.35 seconds and I will neg you for not sending my item in a timely fashion. (That really happened to me!) Don't even bother contacting Ebay because they don't get involved in feedback disputes.
Soooo you will have to relist those precious undies and start all over again.

 

[MomEars]

I would take at least six kids with me to downtown disney,to sample every item they have in that big store.We will try on every hat there is and take some pictures cause they are soooo cute. Then we will comb our hair with the pretty cinderalla brushes,maybe the next person will buy the ones we just used.How about grabbing the biggest MICKEY you could find (never mind if all the others fell to the ground, someone will pick them all up) and toss him around awhile.
It's time for all the kids to go thru all the bins of Disney merch., top to bottom,trying them all, even breaking a few.
A trip to the store wouldn't be complete without trying on every piece of sparkling,glittering,bedazzled looking princess attire there is, plus tiaras,crowns and frilly cone shaped hats in every color, just to leave them wherever they land 'cause its time for us to go. WHEW Just kidding.