Drinking beer...line cutting...unaccompanied children

[CarolA]

WAIT! Why are we stopping at Beer. What we need here are some Tequila shots! Take a tequila shot and ride the tea cups. Last person standing wins!

 

[peachgirl]

Peach, give me your beer if you're not going to drink it.

Touch my beer and you're in big trouble! I can't post sober.

Dis meet at the V&A Chef's Table! BYOB!

I've changed my mind, I don't want to police the boards, I want to go!!!! Waahhhhh!

 

[Mel6197]

Well since we are all doing it.. Im going to pull maybe 20 people threw the line on my Daughters GAC card,and not shower all week and wear no deodorant , and let her and my neice sleep across 3 chairs while riding the crowded bus back to the hotel, See you all there in Oct..
Cute Post...

 

[C.Ann]

Oooooo.. I'm SO excited! My December trip is sounding better and better.. Let's see - it was only going to be me ("Grandma"), my grown DD and my 5 yr. old granddaughter - BUT - why not bring my granddaughter's ENTIRE kindergarten class? They're all just little-spit-of-a-things and I'll bet we could get them ALL in for under three!! And then there's the added benefit of letting them wander around without us adults because there's "power in numbers" - right?

Oh goodie!! That means while they're off riding the rides (or getting kidnapped or whatever) I can grab my chalk and mark off a LARGE section to watch the parade, stretch out in my chaise lounge, and knock back a few Amaretto and oranges - right?

Oh - and I know JUST the place where we can all HIDE when the non-paying people have to leave the parks prior to the MVMCP.. Why pay when we can do it for free? Think they'll be able to fit us all in for that "group" shot?

It will be SOOOO much fun to see the look on peoples faces when my DD and I stand in line for the Dumbo ride - and then my granddaughter's ENTIRE class joins us after having "gone to the bathroom"!!

I'm NOT going to smoke in the lines though.. Think I'll wait until I'm actually ON the ride and I can kick back and relax..

For accomodations, I'm thinking one of the All Stars at a rock bottom price.. A few extra kids in the room aren't going to hurt anything right? ***Mental note to self: find the George Foreman grill and refillable miugs from 3 years ago..

Now - should we use Disney transportation (we'll pull the same "bathroom" scenario there - DD & I will get in line - then all the kids will come charging along to take up all the seats) - or should we rent a mini van and use my DH's handicapped sticker? Decisions, decisions..

Is it too late to buy a thong bathing suit? I know I'm old and wrinkly, but Florida is hot and I want to be comfortable.. After all, this IS my vacation..

Just how many pools are there on Disney property? ***Make mental note to bring the "gang" to all of them..

Wow!! This is going to be the "bestest" vacation EVER !!!

 

[luvaladdin]

I'm bringing my broken, filthy, and rusty stroller to the MK and shop for a new one while I'm there. By shop I mean waiting until some unsuspecting parent drops off their stroller by Dumbo and I grab theirs just as they are out of sight. I'll make sure the stroller that I choose has the child's favorite stuffed animal from home in it.

And I'll be the one dragging my kicking and screaming child into HISTA, thereby ruining everyone's enjoyment of the attraction. After all, I want to see it and she (and everyone else) will just have to put up with it. So what if she has nightmares of snakes for years to come?

 

[AKASnowWhite]

Originally posted by CarolA
WAIT! Why are we stopping at Beer. What we need here are some Tequila shots! Take a tequila shot and ride the tea cups. Last person standing wins!

Great idea! Count me in! Who cares if we puke....the CM's will clean up after us....that IS what they get paid for, isn't it????

 

[goofyrn13]

While y'all are at the parks,I'll be harrassing the mousekeeper for those darned towel animals and then I'll go the front desk and complain because no one congratulated me and my so other on our 3month,2day anniversary,"well it was supposed to be noted on my reservation!!!"Cute thread

 

[skfulkers]

Do you think it will be hard for me to drag my keg of beer up ten flights of stairs to the outside deck at the California Grill so I can watch the fireworks in style (without paying for a meal, of course)?
Maybe if I have any beer left over I'll bring it back to the All-Stars and give it to the Brazilian tour groups staying there.

 

[Wish Upon A Star]

Before I leave for the park in the morning I'm going to place my flip flops and towel on one of the closet chairs to the pool that way I know I have my spot when I decide to come back. Who cares if I get back, but if I do, my stuff better be there cause I claimed my spot.

Who cares if everyone stops and stares while I scream at my kids as they have their 5th meltdown of the day because they are hot, tired and all they wanna do is go back to the resort and nap or swim . . NO NO NO we have to keep going no matter what this is WDW after all and we are here to have FUN.

The line for Mickey Mouse pics/autographs are way too long . . .Just run up to him and hug him, who cares if you are in the way of other people's pictures and interrupting others turns we have the right to see Mickey too and besides you are way cuter.

The last thing I'm doing today is going to sit in that nice shady area in Epcot. Oh, how RUDE, why are all these people lighting up cigs here? Let me start choking and coughing . . .hmmm that doesn't work . . .how bout if I just snare at them . . .NOPE, ok Ummmmm excuse me . . .you aren't supposed to be smoking . . .SIGNS? ASHTRAYS? Oh, didn't see those . . .

 

[GAIL HAYDEN]

Originally posted by gepetto
Nah, that person is too busy at V&A enforcing the dress code.

ROTFLMAO!!!! You almost owed me a new flat screen!!!!

 

[GAIL HAYDEN]

Originally posted by C.Ann
Oooooo.. I'm SO excited! My December trip is sounding better and better.. Let's see - it was only going to be me ("Grandma"), my grown DD and my 5 yr. old granddaughter - BUT - why not bring my granddaughter's ENTIRE kindergarten class? They're all just little-spit-of-a-things and I'll bet we could get them ALL in for under three!! And then there's the added benefit of letting them wander around without us adults because there's "power in numbers" - right?

Oh goodie!! That means while they're off riding the rides (or getting kidnapped or whatever) I can grab my chalk and mark off a LARGE section to watch the parade, stretch out in my chaise lounge, and knock back a few Amaretto and oranges - right?

Oh - and I know JUST the place where we can all HIDE when the non-paying people have to leave the parks prior to the MVMCP.. Why pay when we can do it for free? Think they'll be able to fit us all in for that "group" shot?

It will be SOOOO much fun to see the look on peoples faces when my DD and I stand in line for the Dumbo ride - and then my granddaughter's ENTIRE class joins us after having "gone to the bathroom"!!

I'm NOT going to smoke in the lines though.. Think I'll wait until I'm actually ON the ride and I can kick back and relax..

For accomodations, I'm thinking one of the All Stars at a rock bottom price.. A few extra kids in the room aren't going to hurt anything right? ***Mental note to self: find the George Foreman grill and refillable miugs from 3 years ago..

Now - should we use Disney transportation (we'll pull the same "bathroom" scenario there - DD & I will get in line - then all the kids will come charging along to take up all the seats) - or should we rent a mini van and use my DH's handicapped sticker? Decisions, decisions..

Is it too late to buy a thong bathing suit? I know I'm old and wrinkly, but Florida is hot and I want to be comfortable.. After all, this IS my vacation..

Just how many pools are there on Disney property? ***Make mental note to bring the "gang" to all of them..

Wow!! This is going to be the "bestest" vacation EVER !!!

OMG you should write a book!!!! LOL

 

[CdnDisneyFan]

And I'll be the one with the really bad BO who passes gas in enclosed spaces.and stand in front of you at the last minute at that parade, and if you try to ask me to move, I won't speak any english. I will also cut in front of you while waiting for the resort bus.

Jules

 

[bridgettesmom]

I know,I will drive down to the Contemporary with all my "non english speaking"cheerleader friends that are staying offsite and park while we visit the MK, I mean have "lunch" .

Then,after we get tired of doing all our line cutting and cheering while waiting on line,we will take the monorail back to the Polynesian,go out to the beach while grabing all the towels in the pool,taking all the hammocks and removing all the chairs from the patios to watch the fireworks while we cheer.

After all, we were told we were entitled to do this,since, we bought a one day park ticket

 

[SamSam]

C.Ann....If one of those little kindergardner's is scared to go on a ride...then just tell him to wait right there for you because you are NOT going to miss the ride. Besides, there's a CM right there to watch over him till you're done.

 

[Kae]

Instead of taking the keg up to CG, just put on the beach at the poly. I'll bring all my neighbors from the Jazz Section at All-star music.

Kae

 

[palmtreegirl]

Personally my favorite thing to do is leap right out in front of those stupid people that actually use strollers in the park and then scream, yell and curse at them when they can't avoid running into me!


Sheesh why can't those people either carry their kids around all day or make the little brats walk or something, Disney is no place for kids! And besides they won't even remember the trip anyway!

 

[kessieann]

Well I am going to get started early. On the plane I am going to knock back some little itty bitty tiney tiny airplane bottles. Geez I have to calm my fear of flying you know. So what if my 5 year old is runnning up and down the aisle screaming-who are you to tell me how to raise my kid? I don't care if she is kicking the back of your seat she is a free and independent spirit and I am not going to squelch her independence by disciplining her.

Stewardesses clean up puke don't they? I mean between my drinking and dd's first time flying I am sure once of us will be tossing our little in-flight cookie and I am surely not going to clean up something as disgusting as that.


BTW-Kokomom just curiuos if you are an old board bud of mine that used to go by Kokopelli?

 

[Tess]

No one had better be sitting in my spot at the Mexico Cantina when it comes time for Illuminations. . .I did pay for that spot you know by purchasing my Churro, drink, and park ticket. I really don't care if you staked it out two hours before the show and I arrive with my food 15 minutes before. . .if you dare to take my space, I will squeeze my entire family between you and the next table so you won't be able to see anyway! Of course, I will first berate the poor CM responsible for cleaning the area because he/she hasn't saved my spot and I did, after all, purchase my food here--no one else is eating. . .who cares if they've already had their dinner and been drinking $7 margaritas and $6 beers all evening. . .I am ENTITLED to that spot!

Too funny all--just one question--and I think I know the answer--who is the poster with all the rules answers? I may need to consult later to insure I don't step over the line. . .I don't want anyone to "quack" off at me!?

 

[cheeringmom]

This is probably one of the funniest posts I've read in a long time!HAHAHA Plus it gives me some great ideas!!!

 

[deb305]

Love to chat, but I have to drive to TTC catch monorail to Poly wait outside Hawaii concierge building, and follow some one in with my family of 17 clad in swimsuits to eat breakfast. Don't worry the swimsuits are all extra big on us so we can stuff them with watter bottles and bagels when we leave.