I don't have a dog, but believe it or not I have thought about this. I could never wipe a dog's butt, but I think about the fact that they just went poo and now their butts are on the couch where I might lay my head for a nap.
Yikes, MosMom! I came down to answer your post after trying to figure out how to edit mine (sorry about that!). Now I find I can't vote on your poll without saying I don't wipe my own hiney? I'm not voting!
Well, thank you for participating in my little poll. It turned out pretty much the way I expected but I'm surprised that nearly 10% voted that they do indeed wipe the booty. I'm glad to know that if I'm gross, at least 92.04% are gross with me.
If every doggie had a dingleberry
across the USA
Then they would be carpet suuuurfin'
much to your dismayyyy
You'd see their skid marks
on your shags and your frieses
A surfin beagle dragging clinkers
Surfin the cut pile wayyyy
You'd catch them surfin their hineys
in the living room
The dining room and bedroom
static builds as they zoom
Touch 'em and they'll zap you
best stay out of their wayyy
All your pups have gone surfinnn'
The dingleberry wayyyy.