Do you wipe your dog's butt after it goes to the bathroom?

[Tiggeroo]

I don't have a dog, but believe it or not I have thought about this. I could never wipe a dog's butt, but I think about the fact that they just went poo and now their butts are on the couch where I might lay my head for a nap.

 

[Lewski709]

This might be as close as I've ever come to puking with respect to a DIS topic.

 

[HollyJoy]

WHAT? I don't have a dog, so I didn't vote, but just had to add that I've never seen anyone ever do this!

 

[parrothead365]

Heck no! They take care of that when they go butt surfing across the carpet.

 

[Aimeedyan]

Nope, not us! But he's never dragged his butt across, either. I guess I should consider myself lucky =)

 

[flakypuff]

It depends... Does he have mud on his paws???

 

[MELSMICE]

Yikes, MosMom! I came down to answer your post after trying to figure out how to edit mine (sorry about that!). Now I find I can't vote on your poll without saying I don't wipe my own hiney? I'm not voting!

 

[MB MinnieGirl]

Only on the Dis does the topic of conversation move from fruit on the bottom yogurt to wiping a dog's tailend in the blink of an eye.

I'm sorry if I am offending any wipers out there...but if I ever saw anyone do this I would probably laugh my *** off for hours!

 

[Charade]

Maybe y'all should reconsider if you don't.
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[flakypuff]

can't stop laughing at that picture

 

[Charade]

sorry. wrong thread.

 

[Sandy22]

Maybe y'all should reconsider if you don't

I'm at a loss for words on this one.

But I do have 2 mini schnauzers and they do a fine job on their own.

 

[MosMom]

Well, thank you for participating in my little poll. It turned out pretty much the way I expected but I'm surprised that nearly 10% voted that they do indeed wipe the booty. I'm glad to know that if I'm gross, at least 92.04% are gross with me.

 

[Rippington'sFan]

I would never do that "butt" here's a good tool for the trade.

 

[CynJ]

Ewwwwww.....

not unless she's got a Clingon.....lol

 

[Charade]

That would work really well for an itchy.

I would never do that "butt" here's a good tool for the trade.

 

[MeanLaureen]

Heck no! They take care of that when they go butt surfing across the carpet.

Let's sing!

If every doggie had a dingleberry
across the USA
Then they would be carpet suuuurfin'
much to your dismayyyy
You'd see their skid marks
on your shags and your frieses
A surfin beagle dragging clinkers
Surfin the cut pile wayyyy

You'd catch them surfin their hineys
in the living room
The dining room and bedroom
static builds as they zoom
Touch 'em and they'll zap you
best stay out of their wayyy

All your pups have gone surfinnn'
The dingleberry wayyyy.

 

[MUFFYCAT]

Do people actully do that? I don't know whether to laugh or throw up!

 

[EsmeraldaX]

No. Dogs are actually pretty good at keeping themselves clean.

 

[Maleficent13]

I cannot believe this thread is still going strong.