Do you wipe your dog's butt after it goes to the bathroom?

[bubie2.5]

 

[robinb]

All your pups have gone surfinnn'
The dingleberry wayyyy.

 

[melanie18]

Um...nooo. It's a dog.

 

[yeartolate]

I think it is assinine that this thread is still goining on.

 

[Charade]

Um...nooo. It's a dog.

 

[~*Belle 2003*~]

Do you know I never knew they were called Dingleberries!!!

...and to wiping a doggie's doodahs!!!

I'm still in shock that there are diapers available for dogs.

 

[Planogirl]

This is one hilarious thread.

 

[newmousecateer2]

The really gross thing is that he pulls out a tissue from his pocket to give to DD when she falls and I always think, I hope he didn't wipe the dogs butt with that!

The thought to wipe my puppy's butt has never crossed my mind!

 

[ckay87]

That would be gross even if it were a person.

And I don't care WHO it is!

 

[DoeWDW]

I must confess that I ignored this thread yesterday, but since it was still going strong, my curiosity got the better of me.......

For the record, my mini-doxie takes care of herself! LOL!

 

[MosMom]

Let's sing!

If every doggie had a dingleberry
across the USA
Then they would be carpet suuuurfin'
much to your dismayyyy
You'd see their skid marks
on your shags and your frieses
A surfin beagle dragging clinkers
Surfin the cut pile wayyyy

You'd catch them surfin their hineys
in the living room
The dining room and bedroom
static builds as they zoom
Touch 'em and they'll zap you
best stay out of their wayyy

All your pups have gone surfinnn'
The dingleberry wayyyy.

It is hard to believe that even a thread of this level could take a turn for the worse but I believe that has just happened folks. LOL

 

[Mom2Ashli]

No, we make the cat do it (That reminds me, time to trim the cat's claws).

I am sorry but I almost fell out of my chair when I read this.

p.s. NO WAY will I wipe my DOG bottom.

 

[MeanLaureen]

It is hard to believe that even a thread of this level could take a turn for the worse but I believe that has just happened folks. LOL

Oh fine, Mosmom!! I write you a theme song for your thread and this is the thanks I get??

 

[ncgolfer]

Do they make doggie wet wipes? Perhaps with aloe so no chaffing. Also do you wipe top to bottom or left to right?

 

[bellacam]

This might be as close as I've ever come to puking with respect to a DIS topic.

Ditto! I was already queasy (baby didn't like our lunch) and then this....the title was so horrific to me I had to read it!

 

[Freyja]

Now this is a hillarious thread!!!
(And I had thought the thread about taking off your shoes was funny)

 

[damo]

Reminds me of a joke:

A rabbit and a bear were having a crap in the woods. The bear said to the rabbit, "Does poop stick to your fur?"
The rabbit said, "No." So the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit.

 

[4greatboys]

Reminds me of a joke:

A rabbit and a bear were having a crap in the woods. The bear said to the rabbit, "Does poop stick to your fur?"
The rabbit said, "No." So the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit.

 

[WDWHound]

This thread has now officially set a record as the thread that has defied being locked the longest.

 

[kar313]

I almost couldn't respond to this thread thru the tears. My DD and DS thought I was crying and I couldn't even tell them what was "wrong" because I was laughing/crying so hard. LOL