Do you wipe your dog's butt after it goes to the bathroom?

Do you wipe your dog's butt?

  • Absolutely! That filthy mongrel's sphincter is not enough!

  • No way! It's a dog! We don't wipe ourselves either!


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I'm cross thread posting. The other thread has it's own song too.
"Here's the story of a lovely Brady,
Who was having dinner at her house.
All of us think he should not wear his shoes,
The doggy poo...


"Here's the story, of the Brady's butt,
Who was in a very funny thread.
They were shoes, doggy poo and the brady's butt,
Yet who would clean the doggy poo?.


Till the one day when the doggy met this fellow,
And we knew it was much more than a hunch.
That this group would somehow get their shoes off.
That's the way they cleaned the doggy poo.
The doggy poo, the doggy poo.


That's the way he cleaned the doggy poo."
-From My sick and twisted mind
 
I was assuming that not wiping your dog's hiney was a good reason for the pro-shoe-in-the-house side of the argument!
 
MeanLaureen said:

Let's sing!
If every doggie had a dingleberry
across the USA
Then they would be carpet suuuurfin'
much to your dismayyyy
You'd see their skid marks
on your shags and your frieses


LOL this thread has me in stiches over here :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:
It never occured to my that people might wipe thier dog's butt!
 

MosMom said:
Okay, this is inspired by aprilgail (who is pro-wipingbutt) who I truly hope will not be offended but I just have to know how odd I really am for NOT doing this. So I want to know how many of you wipe your dogs butt.

I'm not talking about when they obviously have a little clingy bugger hanging either. I mean on a regular basis.

PS - The "not wiping myself" is a joke because it was compared to that on the other thread. ;)

Nope - we have trained ours to jump up on the dinner table and do the "drag your butt" thingy on the table cloth.
 

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