Disney Attractions That Shouldn't....

[Goofmeister]

Allrighty then....

Let's have some fun....

Disney attractions that shouldn't be made. (look out some of these may be way lame.)

Smells Dangerous

Kilamanjaro Safari - Under New Management (featuring Timon and Pumbaa)

Donald Duck's Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

Ariel and Friends character meal at the Coral Reef.

Etc...

 

[treesinger]

Fun!!

How about Slash Mountain?

20,000 Leagues under the Jungle Cruise

Bimbo

Buzz Lightyears Space Ranger Sin

Pirates of Disney World featuring Michael Ei$ner
(yeah, putting that $ in there DOES feel good!)
"Dead CEO's tell no tales..."
***this post in no way advocates the death of any person, real or fictional***

Road Rage Speedway

 

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Spaceship Girth (about the lives of overweight Americans)

Interventions (East handles Alcohol addiction, West does drugs)

Wonders of Life Pavilion...Rectum Wars!

The Living Teas. Water wasn't working out, maybe Tea will...

Journey Into Your Constipation

Test Rack (the history of Torture)

Mission: Face, featuring Ambush Makeovers!

 

[Goofmeister]

I liked Bimbo the best.

It caught me by surprise.

 

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Backlot Wh*re

Strumpet Vision 3D
(maybe at Pleasure Island it would be ok)

Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular featuring Aerosmith

Rock N' Roller Coaster featuring Barry Manilow

It's Tough to be Jack Klugman

Kilimanjaro Safaris featuring Aerosmith

Alien Encounter featuring Steve Tyler from Aerosmith as the Alien

Kali River Urinals

 

[treesinger]

Glad you liked it!

 

[Goofmeister]

Rock N' Roller Coaster featuring Barry Manilow


Thats good too.

 

[roymccoy]

From David Letterman:

10. It's a Small, Vermin-infested World

9. The Lion King's Litter Box

8. Mickey's "Loose Bolts" Roller Coaster

7. Spinning Tea Cups Full of Scalding Coffee

6. 101 Dalmatians Get Spayed and Neutered

5. The Country Bear "When Animals Attack" Jamboree

4. Computer Software Pirates of the Carribean

3. Journey through Goofy's Pancreas

2. Hall of Presidents of the Hair Club for Men

1. Robert Downey Jr.'s Wild Ride


Roy

 

[roymccoy]

Here's a few more from Dave...a little dated, but funny!


10. Dads get an hour alone with the Little Mermaid

9. Goodbye costumed animals, hello Gorgeous Ladies
of Wrestling

8. Paint target on Goofy; give visitors choice between
BB gun or slingshot

7. They really should think about doing some
advertising

6. For no extra charge, Mike Tyson will bite off one of
your mouse ears

5. At "Hall of Presidents," the Woodrow Wilson robot
performs a slow, seductive striptease

4. Open up a Disneyland on every corner like
Starbucks

3. New attraction: "Mr. Gifford's Wild Ride"

2. One-millionth customer gets to beat the daylights
out of Mickey

1. Thaw out Walt and ask him what the hell to do


Roy

 

[Goofmeister]

3. Journey through Goofy's Pancreas

Ha!

 

[wtg2000]

To steal a couple more from Letterman from a few years back:

Uncle Walt's Walk-in Masoleum
and
Peter Pans' All-Male Cinema

 

[Cricket2]

It's a small hurl

The parking lot back stage tour

"Who Want's To Be A Food Service CM" Play it!

Typhoon Jello-oon

 

[wtg2000]

The President of Halls - the history of throat lozenges

Jungle Booze - an adult only booze cruise in a tropical theme

Swish Family Robinson Treehouse (just for Gay Days)

Journey to the Center of the Girth - a combination of Tokyo's Journey and Body Wars. You are miniaturized and injected into a guest as they exit Ohana's all-you-can-cram-down buffet

The Adventures of pooh!

Vantasmic - you're stuck in an SUV with a family of twelve on a 1,000 mile drive to Walt Disney World.

A politically correct change: Snow Caucasian and the Seven Vertically Challenged Men (this is not mine - get it! Mine!)

 

[treesinger]

Originally posted by Mr. J. Cricket
It's a small hurl

It was on the tip of my tongue. You beat me to it!

"Who Want's To Be A Food Service CM" Play it!

Haha! That's terrible!

 

[treesinger]

Originally posted by wtg2000

Journey to the Center of the Girth - a combination of Tokyo's Journey and Body Wars. You are miniaturized and injected into a guest as they exit Ohana's all-you-can-cram-down buffet

Especially during "Wing Night!"

The Adventures of pooh!

Vantasmic - you're stuck in an SUV with a family of twelve on a 1,000 mile drive to Walt Disney World.

Adventures of Pooh! That can be right next to my attraction...Journey into Your Constipation! We could even have a combined gift shop. You know, maybe it can have two sides like Mr Toad's. You know, left side for small intestine, right side for large intestine and colon.

Vantasmic? Gosh, the premise sounds so familiar...

 

[Goofmeister]

"Who Want's To Be A Food Service CM" Play it!


Great!

 

[treesinger]

Alice's Electric Kool-Aid Tea Cup Acid Trip.

Jack Skellington's "Dead and Scary Things" Snack Bar

Woody's "Pull My...String" Meet and Greet

"Hang on for Your Life" Skyway.
(sorry if that is a bit morbid considering why it was closed)

Bacterial Pond Water Park (AKA River Country)

Shark Bait Wading Pool

Big Gay Thunder Mountain
and to be fair...
Toontown Heterosexual Fair

Snow White's Little Orgy

I better stop before this gets even MORE un-Disney!

 

[jksluvdis]

You guys are having to much fun..
I know its Universal but

How about Eisners Island of mismanagement.

 

[teresajoy]

Originally posted by treesinger


"Hang on for Your Life" Skyway.
(sorry if that is a bit morbid considering why it was closed)

Why was it closed? I have always hated those skyride things, they scare me!

 

[wtg2000]

Timekeeper - a replacement. Watch WDW CMs as they punch in at the beginning of their shifts.

Countdown to Extinction - Michael Eisner tries to bring his reputation back from the brink of extinction

Cranium Command - Roy Disney and Stanley Gold try to convince shareholders to oust current management