Look at it this way. You're donating $100 to a good cause. If you win, it's just a bonus!
Was Ebeneezer Scrooge your uncle?
Thank you for doing so on your own free will. Otherwise we would have had to send Fed after you.
When I golf, the only driver I need is the designated kind.
No, buying your wife a purse is fine. The level of detail that he got into talking about purses, is not.

Crap, I agreed with my nemesis again.
I didn't get a pin, but my parents did. Guess I better go get myself a ticker.