Crazy Pet Stories

[cheerbabe55]

Our bi-polar cat is nuts! I just have to share this.

I like lunch meat and mayo sandmiches. I get all the ingredients out. I get 2 slices of bread out. I open the mayo jar, when the cat comes over and starts meowing. I get my mayo out then close the jar. She stops. I take out the lunchmeat. She jumps on the counter and steals my lunchmeat. She just starts eating it!

Let's hear your stories.

 

[sdarwkcabemanmy]

The other day, after I dropped DS off at his preschool, I came home and made some bacon and some toast for breakfast.

Cat:OMG! You has bacon! I can has?
Me: No mooch. You have dry food in your bowl. Go eat that.
Cat: I no want kibble. Gimme bacons!
Me: No. Go away.
I went into the living room, set my plate with the bacon, toast and a carton of yogurt down on the coffee table. Then I returned to the kitchen to grab my glass of orange juice. At this point the cat jumps up and snags a piece of my bacon.
Me: HEy! Come back here you!
Cat: OMG I HAS BACONS! Mine! Not yours. MY BACONS!
Me: Give me that back, you thief.
Cat: Mine! Go 'way now! Rawr!
Me: Fine. I hope it gives you indigestion.

 

[crz4mm2]

We used to have a cat that would answer the phone when we were not home.

 

[sunnyday123]

My Ragdoll can open and unlock doors. Very hard to keep him out of the way when you want to.

My tortie can open the kitchen drawers. She sticks her paw out and cups it and then sticks it in the handle. She just figured out she can open the cabinet doors this way too.

She also chews on plastic. All day, any plastic she can find, although her favorite is the wrapping around water bottles. Doesn't eat it, and if it comes off, spits it out and keeps chewing.

My calico carries a shoe string around. She gets really mad and runs when the other two chase the string. Which just makes them chase it more.

Cats are so much more high maintenance than dogs.

 

[LisaZee]

My Zoe is one jealous kitty! She generally has a fit when the spouse and I cuddle, as he is horning in on "our" time.

A few weeks ago, the spouse and I were lounging on the couch. I was sitting upright and he was lying with his head on my shoulder and his arms wrapped around me. Zoe comes to the foot of the couch and starts yelling at us. I tapped the couch, then my legs and told her to come on up then, but she continued to sit and yell at us. Then all of a sudden, she leaves...

Not two minutes later, we hear her licking the wall in the kitchen (don't ask, she's done this since she was a kitten, and we yell at her every time.) The spouse yells for her to stop, which she of course does not. So he gets up off the couch to go and shoo her away. She promptly takes off, runs back to the couch, and crawls in my lap before he can come lay back down.

The spouse is CONVINCED she did it on purpose to get him off the couch so she could lay with her Mummy. LOL

 

[Justanopinion]

I got a Siamese cat for Christmas when I was like 13. This was definately my cat.

When I was about 17-20, my curfew was midnight. If I was not home at midnight this cat would send my the front door and bellar until I got home. The cat always gave me away for being late.

I swear that cat could tell time. This same cat loved to eat yogurt and ice cream. She just knew when you had some. She would eat the yogurt off my spoon.