Contest: DIS caption contest

[billybobblockhead]

Wonderful. I'll get it there later today or tomorrow.

 

[billybobblockhead]

Okay, most of the disdads have seen this one before, but I think that it bears re-posting in this thread, so.........

 

[twokids0204]

Okay, most of the disdads have seen this one before, but I think that it bears re-posting in this thread, so.........

I seen a peanut stand, and heard a rubber band,
I seen a needle that winked its eye.
But I be done seen 'bout everything
When I see an elephant sitting in the back of a short school bus.

 

[BigTex71]

Okay, most of the disdads have seen this one before, but I think that it bears re-posting in this thread, so.........

Lloyd: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up riding this ride together?
Mary: Well, Lloyd, that's difficult to say. I mean, we don't really...
Lloyd: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance... *YEAH!*

 

[marcemc]

Okay, most of the disdads have seen this one before, but I think that it bears re-posting in this thread, so.........

Of course the ride is called DUMB, there is not such a thing as a flying elephant!

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

It was a Dark and Stormy Night,
A Shot rang out,
A Finger was pulled,
And the O's lost, I mean, a O was Lost!

 

[IndyDisney]

Okay, most of the disdads have seen this one before, but I think that it bears re-posting in this thread, so.........

"Dumb the Flying Elephant?" Where are we, McDowells?

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

Here at Diznee World, you can can ride this, or many of our other attractions, like Vaccum-Void Mountain, Crazy Coffee-Cup Party, Rainforest Cruise, Spooky House, or our main feature, Buccaneers of the Southern Islands! No copywrite infringements here, nosiree, none.

 

[trennr]

OK Mr. Revere...here is the signal order.

One if by land
Two if by sea
Three if both
FOUR if by Flying Elephants

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Disney subtly lets guests know what they think of people who stand in line for an hour to go on a 60-second ride.

 

[AJRitz]

Yeah, Dumb.
What's the big deal about a Flying Elephant anyway?
Now a Polo-playing elephant or a painting elelphant, well, THAT'D be something!

 

[trennr]

OK I'm here to call for the vote...but will not be here to tally the vote and declare a winner...so I will defer to one of our co-host for that.

LETS VOTE!!!

I seen a peanut stand, and heard a rubber band,
I seen a needle that winked its eye.
But I be done seen 'bout everything
When I see an elephant sitting in the back of a short school bus.

Lloyd: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up riding this ride together?
Mary: Well, Lloyd, that's difficult to say. I mean, we don't really...
Lloyd: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance... *YEAH!*

Of course the ride is called DUMB, there is not such a thing as a flying elephant!

It was a Dark and Stormy Night,
A Shot rang out,
A Finger was pulled,
And the O's lost, I mean, a O was Lost!

"Dumb the Flying Elephant?" Where are we, McDowells?

Here at Diznee World, you can can ride this, or many of our other attractions, like Vaccum-Void Mountain, Crazy Coffee-Cup Party, Rainforest Cruise, Spooky House, or our main feature, Buccaneers of the Southern Islands! No copywrite infringements here, nosiree, none.

OK Mr. Revere...here is the signal order.

One if by land
Two if by sea
Three if both
FOUR if by Flying Elephants

Disney subtly lets guests know what they think of people who stand in line for an hour to go on a 60-second ride.

Yeah, Dumb.
What's the big deal about a Flying Elephant anyway?
Now a Polo-playing elephant or a painting elelphant, well, THAT'D be something!

 

[trennr]

BigTikiDaddy

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

twokids0204

 

[afwdwfan]

Captain_Oblivious

 

[Nissi]

BigTikiDaddy

 

[BigTex71]

I am torn between two, but I will go with Capt_O

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

BigTikiDaddy

 

[JR6ooo4]

Captain_Oblivious

Disney subtly lets guests know what they think of people who stand in line for an hour to go on a 60-second ride.

Mikeeee

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

BigTex71