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[KathyTX]

Are you really sure you'd want to ???

We need to hire someone to do the toilets... I'm ready to retire from that duty.

I don't do them at my own house, and I see no reason I should do them for Alex.

 

[kaylajr]

We need to hire someone to do the toilets... I'm ready to retire from that duty.

I don't do them at my own house, and I see no reason I should do them for Alex.

I know just the person

Didn't Lovetoscrap say something about wanting a job

 

[KristaTX]

I ain't doing it . Post a "Help Wanted" thread over on the Budget Board.

 

[LaraK]

Here....I can write the add...


Wanted, Official new Dis position

CrapMaster

Job Duties:

• Cleans Webmaster and Mod Bathrooms
• Makes sure Mean Laureen and Mary Jo's hair is removed from the shower drain
• Shines Magic Mirror to ensure clear view of Dis Violations
• Other Duties As Assigned

Qualifiecations:

• Pixie Dust
• Smiles
• Patience
• Own rubber gloves

Compensation Package:

• Salary....$0.00 an hour
• Bonus....$0.00/annually
• Knowing all the dirt on every poster.......priceless!!!!

 

[Southern4sure]

I'll be a crapmaster. I'd like knowing the dirt on everyone..

 

[tevagirl]

You lost me at drain hair.

 

[kaylajr]

Job Duties:

• Cleans Webmaster and Mod Bathrooms
• Makes sure Mean Laureen and Mary Jo's hair is removed from the shower drain
• Shines Magic Mirror to ensure clear view of Dis Violations
• Other Duties As Assigned

Sounds like a good new Moderator Orientation program
Glad I missed that

 

[LaraK]

Hey! What do you know! Someone posted a picture of the Webmaster bathroom!

 

[WebmasterMaryJo]

Hey! What do you know! Someone posted a picture of the Webmaster bathroom!

If you think THAT'S something, you should see WMAlex's stall!

 

[Tiffer]

Would you have to change your name to WebmasterCrap?

Webmasterlovestocrap

I guess it is a no scraps.

they look like they are holding broom

Or a toilet brush?

 

[LaraK]

If you think THAT'S something, you should see WMAlex's stall!

This it?

 

[L107ANGEL]

This it?

 

[countingthedays]

Ok…I’m (mostly) caught up with this thread.

First, thanks WMK for the tip on the Stila eyeliner. I still don’t know where my eyeliner goes, but seeing how you live in the land of humidity, I trust in your omnipotent advise

Secondly, I think I have officially been corrupted by this thread …oh, the pictures I have in my head

 

[LaraK]

Ok…I’m (mostly) caught up with this thread.

First, thanks WMK for the tip on the Stila eyeliner. I still don’t know where my eyeliner goes, but seeing how you live in the land of humidity, I trust in your omnipotent advise

Secondly, I think I have officially been corrupted by this thread …oh, the pictures I have in my head

Welcome to the dark side! It's ever so much more fun.

 

[countingthedays]

Welcome to the dark side! It's ever so much more fun.

Yep, the dark side is a fun place -there's no better place to spend a Sunday afternoon

 

[lovetoscrap]

I know just the person

Didn't Lovetoscrap say something about wanting a job

You know, you make one lousy choice of user name and you get stuck with the toilet jobs for the rest for the rest of your life!

Here....I can write the add...


Wanted, Official new Dis position

CrapMaster

So, if I was ever made a Webmaster would that be my title?

Hey! What do you know! Someone posted a picture of the Webmaster bathroom!

OMG, that is HYSTERICAL! That has to be Alex's favorite room!

Webmasterlovestocrap



I guess it is a no scraps.



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Or Crapmaster!

See I took that sign as maybe Webmaster Doc was sticking up for me--showing that there is a chance that Hell might freeze over and I would have a chance!




Why is it when a thread seems to go into the toilet my name always comes up?

 

[countingthedays]

WMKathy, here’s a question for you: Are men always so oblivious to the obvious?

We only have one bathroom upstairs and I was in the shower and my DH came in, used the facilities and flushed. Can’t he hear the water running 2 feet away from him???? Hello!!! You don’t flush when someone is in the shower!! 20 minutes later my skin is still red.

 

[KathyTX]

WMKathy, here’s a question for you: Are men always so oblivious to the obvious?

We only have one bathroom upstairs and I was in the shower and my DH came in, used the facilities and flushed. Can’t he hear the water running 2 feet away from him???? Hello!!! You don’t flush when someone is in the shower!! 20 minutes later my skin is still red.

How RUDE!!!

He needs to pay for that. Something expensive and very sparkly sounds like an appropriate restitution to me.

 

[MAKmom]

WMKathy, here’s a question for you: Are men always so oblivious to the obvious?

We only have one bathroom upstairs and I was in the shower and my DH came in, used the facilities and flushed. Can’t he hear the water running 2 feet away from him???? Hello!!! You don’t flush when someone is in the shower!! 20 minutes later my skin is still red.

Hey how are you? Long time no see.

 

[Tiffer]

Welcome to the dark side! It's ever so much more fun.