My own take on last night:
Bucky - AKA "The Dissed Buckster" - I know a lot of people don't like him for whatever reason, but he's got one of the most legitimately marketable sounds on the show. Trust me, you can't get away from "southern rock" on the radio around here, and he would fit in
perfectly. Probably the 2nd best performance of the night, IMHO.
Ace - AKA "Bashful the Dwarf" or this guy:

- 1) Lose the make-up, dude, you look like a mime. 2) Tell a band like Queen that you're going to change one of their signature songs? Are you out of your ever-lovin' mind?!? 3) Really the least talented of the group that is left. (And no, I'm not jealous of him...again, he looks like a
mime 
)
Kellie - AKA "What's AKA?" or "Dominatrix #1" - Have to say I immediately though of Papa Deuce when I saw how Kellie was dressed last night.

Like everyone else, I was
certain she would butcher that song. But if you can get past the accent, she actually did a credible job on it. (And I could care less if she is actually dumb or smart enough to play it up. Just commenting on the performance itself)
Chris - AKA "The Copycat" - Couldn't have agreed with Simon more on his comments to Chris. Not a bad performance by any means, but it should have been
great, and it just...well...wasn't.
Katherine - AKA "Ssssmokin'!" - I really though she could blow this night out with the dramatic tone that Queen has to so many of their songs, but it just didn't make it to that level. Also, I thought she was a bit 'pitchy" for the first time. She's still got more talent in her little pinky than a couple others do their entire bodies, but she was just "aaight" for me last night.
Elliot - AKA "The Homicidal Amishman" or "The Bouncy White R&B Wannabe" - Yeah...um...if you "thought that was Freddy" singing, I'd
strongly suggest a trip to the ear, nose, and throat specialist for a hearing test.

I just don't see the attraction to the little monkey at all, and the vibrato (that the word you were looking for, Maureen?) in his voice drives me insane. Admittedly, that's a short trip, but still.
Taylor - AKA "Spaz" - I just don't get how you could
not like Taylor.

His performances are almost
always fun, and I knew he was gonna be the best of the night as soon as I heard what song he had changed to. The mic-stand thing was hilarious, but it didn't take away from what I thought was
easily the most entertaining performance of the night.
Paris - AKA "Chameleon" or "Lil'er Kim" or "Dominatrix #2" - If you didn't know what the song was about, you'd probably think that it was a pretty decent performance. In fact, I
know that, because I've talked to three different non-Queen fans that said pretty much the same thing. However, knowing what the song is about and the pain that is behind it....yeah, that just wasn't the way to go about performaing that song. Oh, and please add "Fantasia II" to her AKA list at the beginning.
Should be bottom 3: Ace, Elliott, Paris
Will be bottom 3: Ace, Katherine, Bucky
Should go home: Ace
Will go home: Ace