Remember the evening of fine dining at Victoria and Albert’s?
Nope!
jk. Yes.
But Folks I’m about to share a moment in time, and in turn the included benefits, that simply made me literally drop a tear of delight and let out a squeak of surprise and stunned happiness.
I wonder what this "squeak of surprise" sounds like? Next time you get upgraded, please record yourself.
(“Soon”, if you haven’t figured it out yet, is a very relative term in the world of trip reporting.)

I am familiar with the concept.
When I told them that they were “already home”, they burst into big smiles and hugged each other.
Awwww!!
Well, the kids did; Mike, I don’t think really cared where we stayed.
Ah! Just happy as long as he can park his butt somewhere. A man of few requirements.
Queen Steppe, making dreams come true once in a while.

Once in a while is pretty good. I kill dreams wherever I go.
Now, I know you can all do math
and I really don’t want to open a huge can of “controversy worms”, but yes, for one short night, we did have 5 people in our room.
Meh. I could care less. See next comment.
We were already paying the extra “adult fee” for Zach, since he was over 18, which is a stick in my craw.
I really don't get why hotels need to charge more for an extra person, other than an out and out cash grab.
As far as I'm concerned... you're paying for a room. Period. You want me to pay more? Then
give me more!
I happened to know what that really feels like, and it isn’t very nice.
Yes... you do.
(And for you smart donkeys who think you’re going to pop one off about me having an actual craw, zip it.)
Who? Me??
You’ve been upgraded to Concierge Level. Congratulations on your Graduation!”
That's terrific! So happy for you!!
Never, EVER, EVER in my wildest dreams (they can get pretty wild)
Please describe some of these wild dreams...
Here's a view from the coveted 4th Floor:
Thanks for that, as I'll never see that view.
Which shows that it wasn't a spur of the moment upgrade.
"OMG! Zach did you fart?"
"Nope! It was her!"
I had, knowing we’d be slowing down by then, built in plenty of resort time. I mean, why spend deluxe amounts of cash, and not enjoy what you paid for?
Which is why I'll never stay Deluxe. I can't justify the cash outlay for a room I'm almost never in. Resort too, for that matter.
Plus, I was now with a person who doesn’t “park” very well. For those of you who are hooked up with a hater, you get it.
Then again, it’s “Snack Time” all the time at Disney.

Wayyyyy too many good snacks for it to be otherwise.
You could have unlimited of
that?!?!!?
Coffee was available beginning at 5:00AM, Breakfast at 6:00. People? We’re talking a full breakfast here. Hot dishes included. There, in fact, was a cook doing up omelets.
Wow. And I do mean... Wow.
I'd have taken more, but started to feel weird about taking photos of everything.
I get that.
I enjoyed at some point a glass of wine.
Just one? Or were you just there for one day? Sorry, don't recall.
“We will absolutely fix the problem or replace it right away!”, was the response.
Nice! Not the experience Alison got, that's for sure.
2 days later, I was presented with a brand new American Tourister rolling suitcase to give back to my neighbors. No, it wasn’t exactly the same, but it was the same size, and was very, very nice. I’m sure it cost Disney over $300 easy.
I'm really very impressed.
Meantime, this was Mikki’s last night with us. After everyone was settled, she and I ventured out to explore a bit and get a drink to sit by the pool with.
Very nice. Got some alone time to chat with her. Mike didn't want to join you guys? Or was this more of a Mom/Daughter kind of thing?
after a dip into the Keys (a TR coming up someday near you),
You'll add it on to this one, won't you?
Southwest Air managed to take off a zipper pull on an outside pocket.

Well
that didn't last long.
After talking it over with my neighbors, they decided they did indeed want a new bag, which ended up costing me $150 afterall.
Not positive I'm following.
So you kept the new bag that Disney bought and replaced his bag with a same or similar one that he lent you, right?
Will you stick it out with me and find out what’s next as we work our way from A to Z?
Hmmm... nah. He runs a Contest and I'd hate to risk my lead in it.
Hmmm... So... not just a jerk... but a
vindictive jerk. Gotcha.
Ok, if you were to back me into a corner, I guess I'd say, in this order to try or go to next:
Boardwalk, Poly, AKL, Wilderness Lodge, Beach Club, Yacht Club.
Interesting that you'd put WL before the last two. I thought you lived in the PNW so that one had the least appeal.
Uh, huh. You'd rather climb on the counter, right?
I dunno. I saw some pretty big fish snorkeling in the Keys.
I thought if you rode a Harley, you were cool enough already to wear anything and pull it off. Are you saying the "tough" is all an illusion?
Of course it's an illusion!
I try to look as cool and tough as possible...
But I'm just a big baby on a bike.
oh....