You, Joe & a bottle of Dom? Is there something you want to tell us?![]()
Nope.
Joe gave it to me, I shared it with two women (19 and 20 ish....)
You, Joe & a bottle of Dom? Is there something you want to tell us?![]()
I can post 'flattering' pictures of you on the website........![]()
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Nope.
Joe gave it to me, I shared it with two women (19 and 20 ish....)
Circuit City has the Olympus STYLUS 770 SW 7.1 Megapixel Digital Camera for $291.99 with free shipping (that's the one Andy R used on those cool pix I think)
Joe Piscopo once gave me a bottle of Dom. I think I was 17 at the time.
Just an observation but there is just ususally one spouse who posts on the boards.I guess I am the crazy on in my relationship.
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My son is an EAGLE!!!!!!!
Tonight was DS#1 Eagle Board of Review.. and as of tonight
He is an EAGLE!!!!!!
I am so proud of him, he has worked so hard and accomplished so much...
so tonight I am an EAGLE SCOUT"S MOM...![]()
They have to redo the tracks. There are some places that have not held up over the years and they've just been patched and repatched, leading to a more shallow track. This causes the boats to get stuck more often. The buzz on the internet is that it is due to Americans being bigger now than they were in the 1960's so the boats are heavier.
http://www.miceage.com/allutz/al100907c.htm
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Wow , if these are Made with RUM then I am all about these ...![]()
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But, wait, Tom -- YOU WERE the one who volunteered absent people for cupcakes, champagne, etc. . . .![]()
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I feel like the kid in the photo below...
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...what an impressive and INTIMIDATING gift package!
Clearly, I'm gonna have ta step up the intensity of my plans
Does it have to be champagne or is sparkling wine ok?![]()
well if your talking Champagne then there is only one for me ..Dom Perignon.
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Joe Piscopo once gave me a bottle of Dom. I think I was 17 at the time.
Well, I did have a slice of Pumpkin Cheesecake tonight after dinner.............![]()
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It was yummy!!!
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In our case, I tend to post because I can actually type - watching Mike type is actively painful... The funny thing is that in person, he's much more gregarious. I guess it balances out.
Crash, I hope you know it was all said in good fun. All DH sees is the pictures and they do not seem to make sense (unless you read the text). Your pictures are some on my favorite posts. Always good for a fewchuckles, especially if I am having a difficult day at work. I often take a few minutes to check the boards when I am stressed out at the office. Which has been a lot lately.
Crash, I hope you know it was all said in good fun. All DH sees is the pictures and they do not seem to make sense (unless you read the text). Your pictures are some on my favorite posts. Always good for a fewchuckles, especially if I am having a difficult day at work. I often take a few minutes to check the boards when I am stressed out at the office. Which has been a lot lately.
ok here is another PIRATE joke.. I started telling it to my son,, but had to stop.. so i had to tell you guys...
This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!
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Are you considering having children? To determine whether you are truly prepared for the experience, we suggest you take this set of simple tests...
MESS TEST:
Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.
TOY TEST:
Obtain a 55-gallon box of Legos. (If Legos are not available, you may substitute roofing tacks or broken bottles). Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream (this could wake a child at night).
GROCERY STORE TEST:
Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop at the grocery store. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage.
DRESSING TEST:
Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making sure that all arms stay inside.
FEEDING TEST:
Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a stout cord. Start the jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal (such as Cheerios) into the mouth of the jug while pretending to be an airplane. Now dump the contents of the jug on the floor.
NIGHT TEST:
Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8 to 12 pounds of sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 8:00 PM begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9:00 PM. Lay down your bag and set your alarm for 10:00 PM. Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever heard. Make up about a dozen more new ones and sing these too until 4:00 AM. Set alarm for 5:00 AM. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up for five years. Look cheerful.
PHYSICAL TEST (WOMEN)
Obtain a large beanbag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes. Leave it there for 9 months. Now remove 10% of the beans.
PHYSICAL TEST (MEN):
Go to the nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter. Ask the assistant to help himself. Now proceed to the nearest grocery store. Go to HR and arrange for your wages to be directly deposited to the store. Purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last time.
FINAL ASSIGNMENT:
Find a couple who already have a small child. Lecture them on how they can improve their discipline, patience, tolerance, toilet training, and child's table manners. Suggest many ways they can improve. Emphasize to them that they should never allow their children to cause havoc. Enjoy this experience. It will be the last time you will have all the answers.
That was for tomorrow.Do you open your Christmas presents early.
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