I think I have you beat on longest route for the docs. Here's the tracking from the UPS website. I wish I could have joined the docs on their travels as they've seen quite a few cities!!!
Rerouted??? Now they're in California. I think they overshot Colorado?!
Package Progress
Location Date Local Time Description
ONTARIO,
CA, US 07/24/2008 6:40 P.M. ARRIVAL SCAN. PACKAGE SECURED UNDER ARMED GUARD.
LOS ANGELES,
CA, US 07/24/2008 5:59 P.M. DEPARTURE SCAN
07/24/2008 4:40 P.M. ARRIVAL SCAN. DO NOT ALLOW PACKAGE TO BOARD THE DISNEY MAGIC UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
LOUISVILLE,
KY, US 07/24/2008 3:54 P.M. DEPARTURE SCAN
07/24/2008 10:56 A.M. ARRIVAL SCAN
ORLANDO,
FL, US 07/24/2008 8:49 A.M. DEPARTURE SCAN
07/24/2008 7:27 A.M. ARRIVAL SCAN
CASTAWAY CAY,
BAHAMAS, 07/24/2008 6:50 A.M. DEPARTURE SCAN
07/24/2008 12:16 A.M. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE PACKAGE STOWED AWAY ON THE WONDER. RETRIEVE IMMEDIATELY
SEA DAY,
CARIBBEAN, 07/23/2008 10:20 P.M. DEPARTURE SCAN
07/23/2008 8:02 P.M. INVESTIGATE REPORTS OF PACKAGE DINING AT PALOS
NASSAU,
BAHAMAS, 07/23/2008 7:43 P.M. DEPARTURE SCAN
07/23/2008 8:48 A.M. INCORRECT ROUTING AT UPS FACILITY / THE PACKAGE SEEMS TO HAVE REWRITTEN ITS ROUTING. FORWARD REQUEST FOR CLARIFICATION TO
DCL
CAPE CANAVERAL,
FL, US 07/22/2008 9:30 A.M. ARRIVAL SCAN
ORLANDO,
FL, US 07/22/2008 7:43 A.M. DEPARTURE SCAN
07/22/2008 3:45 A.M. ARRIVAL SCAN
07/22/2008 2:10 A.M. DEPARTURE SCAN
ORLANDO,
FL, US 07/21/2008 9:45 P.M. ORIGIN SCAN
US 07/21/2008 5:27 P.M. BILLING INFORMATION RECEIVED
Tracking results provided by UPS: 07/24/2008 10:34 P.M. ET
I think your documents have other ideas......