Flyz Ondewalz
Beach Club Sunken Treasure cherry eating fiend!
- Joined
- May 16, 2013
First all, I want everyone to know that I have nothing good to say about that tawdry, tabloid like trip report. I am much relieved to tell everyone that Mrs. Buzzy, said she already knows about my Stacey obsession as she's been living with it for years and counseling has helped her tremendously.
I, Buzzy the fly, your Beach Club Resort guy, will be more than happy to assist you with all that I know about club level offerings. However, the staff has become very vigilant about excluding me from that area. Old Buzzy here has had many a near miss when trying to sneak into the food and drink areas. It seems they have some mysterious problem with flies such as myself partaking of the offerings.
Here is what I do know. They never have caviar, one of Buzzy's favorites! They also never seem to put out huge lobsters drenched in butter, another Buzzy favorite. If you are looking for large slabs of ribs you are out of luck as they never seem to have them or the barbecue sauce, North Carolina style, that goes with ribs so well. Moving on to desserts they have many fine selections but they never seem to put out Buzzy's dream dessert called worms in dirt. Buzzy is thinking that's because the recipe just eludes them or perhaps gummy worms are so 90's and not in keeping with the haute cuisine of the club level offerings.
Truthfully, about the only thing that Buzzy can depend on always making an appearance in the club level offerings lineup is that Amarula liqueur, which has a picture of an elephant on the label and you know how Buzzy feels about elephants, so I was kind of hopeful that there was elephant involved in that drink somehow. Apparently that doesn't seem to be the case but its got quite a kick so it's OK with Me!
This concludes your Beach Club, club level offerings report. I hope that it was extremely helpful but what do you want from an internet savvy, bon vivant fly...
Love, Buzzy the fly, your Beach Club Resort guy.
Recent club level offerings at yacht club? Trying to plan my grocery order around the offerings there. Thanks in advance.
I, Buzzy the fly, your Beach Club Resort guy, will be more than happy to assist you with all that I know about club level offerings. However, the staff has become very vigilant about excluding me from that area. Old Buzzy here has had many a near miss when trying to sneak into the food and drink areas. It seems they have some mysterious problem with flies such as myself partaking of the offerings.
Here is what I do know. They never have caviar, one of Buzzy's favorites! They also never seem to put out huge lobsters drenched in butter, another Buzzy favorite. If you are looking for large slabs of ribs you are out of luck as they never seem to have them or the barbecue sauce, North Carolina style, that goes with ribs so well. Moving on to desserts they have many fine selections but they never seem to put out Buzzy's dream dessert called worms in dirt. Buzzy is thinking that's because the recipe just eludes them or perhaps gummy worms are so 90's and not in keeping with the haute cuisine of the club level offerings.
Truthfully, about the only thing that Buzzy can depend on always making an appearance in the club level offerings lineup is that Amarula liqueur, which has a picture of an elephant on the label and you know how Buzzy feels about elephants, so I was kind of hopeful that there was elephant involved in that drink somehow. Apparently that doesn't seem to be the case but its got quite a kick so it's OK with Me!
This concludes your Beach Club, club level offerings report. I hope that it was extremely helpful but what do you want from an internet savvy, bon vivant fly...
Love, Buzzy the fly, your Beach Club Resort guy.