12/09/06 Cruise Continued ~ Pirating Bananas DIS Geekorama Part 2 Part 9

[MrsMork]

They can both be the cutest and funniest ever!!!

Well, I don't know about EVER.

 

[MrsMork]

I told DH that DS is good for my ego. Tonight at bedtime he said in his sweet little sleepy voice, "I love you princess mommy."

yesterday I was a cutie mommy...tonight a princess mommy!!!! Life is good!

Oh, ok. I take it back. Maybe it is EVER!

 

[becka]

YEAH!!! BECKA IS CAUGHT UP!!!

BTW...good job breaking that announcement into several posts!!!!

I was afraid you might break out the whip if I didn't!

 

[MrsMork]

Karen,

Where do you get this stuff?

First we post all these smiles.

Now all this strange news?

What are we coming to?



John1

Well we WERE coming to a milestone. You do what you have to do!

 

[becka]

These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire

British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

 

[becka]

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.

As he passed raging fire pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

'That's unfair!' he cried. 'I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.'

'Shut up,' barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.

'Who are you to question that woman's punishment?'

 

[becka]

A husband and wife were getting ready for bed one evening.
"Honey," the fellow asked, "do you want to have make love tonight?"
"No dear, not tonight," she replied.
"Is that your final answer?"
"Yes, that is my final answer!"
"In that case," he said, "may I phone a friend

 

[MrsMork]

Just an update on my father-in-law (You may remember he had a stroke a couple of weeks ago).

He is improving...was moved to a regular hospital room a couple of days ago, then moved to a rehab hospital yesterday.

They had him up and walking and doing other physical tests. He is talking...some say he does not aways make since, but he is not wearing his hearing aids. DW and I think he just is not hearing well, and is responding to what he thinks people are saying.

We now feel pretty good about his prognosis.

Thanks for all the prayers and cyberhugs from you guys.

Oh what great news!!! Will continue to keep him in our prayers.

 

[becka]

A Woman's Random Thoughts

Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat, now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat."

They say you shouldn't say anything about the dead unless it's good. He's dead. Good.

A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't give a damn.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him.)

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, smoking too much, impulse buying and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.

I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.

"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?"

 

[becka]

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be
a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. The FBI is charging him with carrying weapons of math instruction.

Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Gonzalez said. "They desire average solutions
by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of
absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to
themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common
denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given
us more fingers and toes.

 

[klineyqueen]

I was afraid you might break out the whip if I didn't!

You would like to see me with a whip...wouldn't you...you crazy girl!

 

[klineyqueen]

A husband and wife were getting ready for bed one evening.
"Honey," the fellow asked, "do you want to have make love tonight?"
"No dear, not tonight," she replied.
"Is that your final answer?"
"Yes, that is my final answer!"
"In that case," he said, "may I phone a friend

Hardy Har Har Har!!!!!

 

[becka]

OK which one of you was this?

 

[TanaL]

If the DH doesn't ask, I don't tell.


So, do we get to see the pic?

I like that philosphy! I will post the pics when they are online, apparently they don't put them online for 2 weeks.

 

[MrsMork]

Yeah, I worried that it was a little too close to making fun of a serious problem...

We have to be able to laugh at ourselves in order to keep our sanity.

 

[klineyqueen]

OK which one of you was this?

That is just GROSS!!!! She is touching the nasty floor!

 

[MrsMork]

That is cool! Maybe if I start knocking down walls I will find a hidden room here...

I would try, but it wouldn't matter. Any hidden room here would just be full of more c**p anyway. Something else to clean before Thanksgiving!

 

[becka]

DH just brought some laundry in and sat down on the couch. Then I hear "Ewww now I know why there was all this fluff". When DH put the laundry in he just grabbed out of the basket and did not pay attention so he ended up washing AND drying a used pull up! Nathan must have tossed it in there when he was getting undressed one morning! Gross!

 

[MrsMork]

OK,

. .

Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee . . . .

Do Y'all (trying to work a little southern in) want a report tomorrow?

Must I break it up into little posts?



John1

Yes, and Yes

 

[TanaL]

My DD got it, and we fixed her all up, then I got it while on vacation in Jackson Hole. Because I only have one working eye, and of course got pink eye in that eye and later the other, we went immediatly to the Jackson Hole Hospital. I could not wear contacts, so we went to a movie and put the drops in. My eye did not feel better, it kept getting yuckier. When we got out of the movie. My one good eye was blood red. Not kidding, filled with blood. To make a long story short, the opthomologist at home discovered I was allergic to the pink eye medication and the blood vessles in my eye had burst. Super fun! I looked like on of those evil snakes with red eyes for 3 weeks.

oh my goodness Kim, that is terrible!!