Your Worst Date Ever Story

[LindsayDunn228]

My worst date? My very FIRST date ever.

*Just a side note, I knew this guy had been engaged and the girl left him about a 6 months or so before this.*

I went to the movies with a guy I went to high school with and saw "Up Close and Personal." We then get in my car and go across the street to Taco Bell. (I know, romantic, isn't it?) I turn off the ignition, he doesn't move. All of a sudden he begins to sob and cries, "Why did she leave me?" No kidding, he was blubbering on my shoulder.

It was my worst date ever.

 

[thptrek]

The guy that told me within maybe 15 minutes of the car ride away from my house that he thought it would be 'amazing to make love to me'. OMG huge rolleyes here.

Shame, he never found out how amazing it would be, LOL.

Great response. After reading all these I am happy to saw that none of these dates describe any dates that I had been on.

 

[Robinrs]

I was dating this for about three years at the time, but that didn't stop me from the occasional date with someone else.
....

Corryn, you're KILLING ME!!

I think I dated that guy!!

Thanks to you and DISUNC for my stroll down memory lane in NYC!! And people thought Sex and the City and Seinfeld were FICTION!!

 

[ButchJohnson]

I'm detecting a theme of what NOT to do on first dates:

1) Don't immediately put in a porn tape,
2) Don't talk about murdering someone, particularly by cutting their throat with details,
3) Don't cry or get naked,
4) Don't make drug deals.

 

[stinkerbelle's mom]

Back in high school, a guy who I had just started being friends with asked me if I wanted to go to a party with him. He said it was a birthday party for some girl he knew. I said...sure, why not? When we got there...there was only one other couple and the birthday girl. Apparently, it wasn't exactly a party but was suppose to be a "double date". When the birthday girl saw me with what she had hoped to be her date, she cried and ran and hid in the bathroom I felt horrible

OMG, this happened to me. When dh & I first started dating we decided to go out with his best friend & the bf's gf. Well nobody apparently told the gf that dh & I were dating cuz she brought a friend for dh. Then they had the nerve to want to know where to drop me off so they could go out?!?!? Dh & I just & then left.

 

[stinkerbelle's mom]

This is weird one!

When I was in College, I went to pick up my date at her house (she lived with her parents). I waited downstairs while she went upstairs to tell her Mom that she was leaving.

I heard horrifying screams from the upstairs. I went running up the stairs & saw my date screaming in the hallway. Her Mom had commited suicide in her bedroom.

....about 2 months later...we decided to give it another try. I went to her house to pick her up. I was talking to her Father in the living room, while waiting for her to come down stairs. Her Dad then had a massive heart attack right in front of me. I called 911, and he lived.

However.....Me & that girl never talked to each other again.

ps. a few years later, on her wedding day to some guy...her newlywed husband drug overdosed and died at the reception!

OMG! What a horrible time this poor girl has had!

 

[U2_rocks!]

My first dates tended not to be too bad ... my worst was a date with a guy I'd been seeing for a short while. It was the night of the formal dance that my college residence had every Valentine's. P was my date. He was cute, thoughtful etc. - I was really starting to like him a lot! My best friend's (call her D) date was a guy from P's residence, C. During the pre-parties in the halls/rooms, D and I were circulating among friends' rooms, and P & C were alone in D's room for a little while. On our way back to the room we were stopped by the hall proctor and given the news that the guys had been smoking pot in the room and had been kicked out and banned! We were shocked - D and I weren't into any kind of smoking, far less drugs!!!

Silly, desperate me, followed P to his room and hung out with him there instead of enjoying the rest of the formal. He and I had an "innocent" relationship - I was in no way ready for the next level. But dear, sweet P had other ideas. I can't tell you exactly what he did, as this is a family friendly board, but it involved my hand being placed on something that I was not expecting it to be placed on. I freaked, made an excuse and got outta there! I also discovered that P and his room-mate, who were both Forestry majors, were growing pot in their room in an old fridge they had converted to the perfect growing environment! Geez, what a dud of a boyfriend - and he seemed so promising too.

I had an experience with another guy a few years later that was also pretty strange. I was over at his apartment for dinner and a movie with a couple that he knew really well, but I had only met once. The apartment was small, and the bedroom had wide doors with a view of the TV in the living room. At some point the other couple got into the bed and snuggled under the covers. They weren't doing anything "naughty" that I could see - just watching the TV and talking. I thought they were just getting comfortable. Then the girl called my guy over to lie next to her in the bed. Then a while after my guy calls me over to lie next to him. OK, I figure we're all getting comfortable - they seemed to think I was lonely in the living room by myself ... whatever. I get in the bed, fully clothed, intending to just be there to watch this movie and hang out - and I discover that the others are nekkid under the sheets and have obvious other intentions!!! Boy, I lit out of there fast enough!! Things were never the same between me and that other couple, and things with that guy didn't last too long!

I was a naive girl from a little island, and boy were my eyes opened in Canada!!!

 

[sha_lyn]

I'm detecting a theme of what NOT to do on first dates:

1) Don't immediately put in a porn tape,
2) Don't talk about murdering someone, particularly by cutting their throat with details,
3) Don't cry or get naked,
4) Don't make drug deals.

5 don't grab the date in an inappropriate place
6 don't throw up
7 a date does not consist of driving around your neighborhood dropping by friends homes

 

[RUDisney]

The story of the guy talking about slicing someone's throat made me laugh. Before you think I'm a psycho, I'll let you know that slashing someone isn't funny, but what better way to get rid of a date than to start talking about killing someone?

You think he's a sicko for talking like that... he thinks phew, I got rid of her! Either way, you are the winner!

I'm not saying this is the case of the poster who told this story. I just thought it might work to get rid of someone quickly and easily by acting loony.

PoohandWendy, your story made me remember Seinfeld when Teri Hatcher was on it. "They're real and they're spectacular!"

 

[ButchJohnson]

I've had quite a few bad dates, but this one is my favorite
I was a court reporter working at the D.A.'s office. There was a steady stream of cops coming and going all day, every day.
I was dating this for about three years at the time, but that didn't stop me from the occasional date with someone else.
Anyway, one of my co-workers, a lawyer, came in to my office one afternoon to tell me that one of his witnesses, a cop, would love my phone number.
I said, which one? and he said, the one with the black jacket...

Oh, God! That guy is so hot - I saw him before outside, heck yeah, here's my number, and I gave my number to Craig to give to this guy.
The hot guy looked like Lorenzo Lamas, he was soooooo handsome.

So that night the guy calls me. What a dream!!! I couldn't believe my luck, hot and nice? That was just impossible. He knew the right things to say, he was from a nice Italian family from Brooklyn, had the same values I had, the same life goals, etc. He was the total opposite of the loser I was dating (hanging onto).
He was a transit cop and he worked odd hours. At first I thought it was the typical married cop who lied, but over the course of a few weeks I've spoken with his mother while calling his house and everything seemed pretty normal....

He did work odd hours, and when he would call me to say, hey, what are you doing? want to get something to eat? want to go to a movie? I was busy doing something else (remember, I had a boyfriend) or it was too late, a work night, etc...
Then finally one night
after about three weeks of talking on the phone, He tells me he was getting off early and since it was late and there wouldn't be too many places open, did I just want to hang out?
I said, yes, come pick me up!
I'm all excited, I call my girlfriends and wake them up with the good news that I'm finally going to see my Dream Man!!!! Oooooohhhhh my goodness! I could hardly wait!! This was L O V E !!!!!
I got dressed, put on some make-up, etc. and got all ready.....
Since it was late, I didn't want him ringing the bell and waking my grandparents so I waited outside.....
Here comes a white Cadillac....Oh, It's Him!!! I try to non-chalantly walk through my yard without looking desperate....I open the gate and close it....
I walk over to the car door......
THIS IS IT!!!!
I FINALLY GET TO SEE HIM AGAIN!!!!
WHAT WILL MY BRIDAL DRESS LOOK LIKE?????
WHICH HALL WILL WE CHOOSE?????
My hand's on the car handle....
I push in the button....
I pull the door open....
The Interior Light comes on.....

This strange man about twenty years older than me is leaning over and smiling.....
WHO IS THIS MAN?????????????
I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE??????????
DID I SIGNAL THE WRONG CAR TO PULL OVER?!?!?!?!!?
HOW DOES THIS OLD MAN KNOW MY NAME????????

Well, the guy must have seen the look on my face....
I don't have one of those poker faces...
All of a sudden, the smile leaves his face and he says to me,
"I'm not who you thought I was, Am I?"

I could end the story here, couldn't I?
Looking back on it, it was HYSTERICAL!!!!!
But here's what happened:

Wellllllll........I am not a rude girl so I say, No! No! I know who you are! Of course I know who you are! Why would you say such a thing!
and I proceeded to get into the car....
We drove to a nice spot where all my friends hung out right underneath the Throggs Neck Bridge (brightly lit and populated) and we talked and talked and remained very distant - That was also the first night that I really noticed how fast the moon rose! I was timing how fast it moved up in the sky. I don't remember the conversation at all....I was so depressed and let down. I was very sad. My dream man was all in my dreams...I was trapped in a white Cadillac in a waking nightmare

Finally he saw my eyes closing and my head nodding and he took me home.
He called two days later reminding me about the wedding we would be attending together (his cousin's wedding), and did I have a dress for it yet, because if not, he would take me out to buy one. I called him back and told him that I couldn't make it....

I'm not totally sure I get this one, you saying this was all a dream???

 

[ButchJohnson]

As I said before, mine are pretty lame compared to these but there was one other worth noting (as a foot note) for what its worth.

This girl was extremely hot, more or less a Heather Graham at a young age look. This was years ago so the actual sequence of events is a little fuzzy but here are the highlights. I take her to a really nice bar/restaurant for starters, we are drinking a little. The conversation with her is a little weird. She seems to not be right, if you know what I mean, the elevator wasn't going all the way up to the ceiling or something. So I'm thinking, no big deal she's extremely hot, who cares. This was also a "cigar" type bar with nice cigars, so I proceed to get one. She informs me she is into cigars before hand. So I try and buy her one of the expensive cigars. She would have none of it. She proceeds to pull out a 20 cent swisher sweet at this nice cigar bar and insists on smoking a 20 cent cigar over a 10 dollar one. Ok no biggie, she's hot, that was pretty much all that mattered at the time, i don't care.

Then all of a sudden she gets into this conversation with this guy sitting at the bar beside us. (On my side of the bar so she is talking over me.) Nice enough older guy and all, but she insisted on talking to the guy the whole time, more or less ignoring me. I thought this was a little weird since we were both in our 20s and this guy was like in his 60s, not attractive or anything.

So no harm no foul, its time to go to the Aerosmith concert at the local arena. We get to the arena she is still smoking the swisher sweet. We are making our way up to the entrance about to go in. She announces how she is going to put the cigar over by the side of the arena wall outside so she can come back and get it later. Ummm? What? Hey I have nice brand new cigars in my car, why bother? She is insistent that she stashes this used cigar in the corner outside the arena walls on the concrete so she can come back and get it later. Ok, I'm not going to argue, she is hot that's all that matters. (But admittadly at this point I'm thinking this girl is a little more than whacked) But I'm also thinking, well maybe this will work to my advantage later if you know what I mean.

Ok so we watch Aerosmith, great band as usual, we are going outside to the car back to my place. She forgets her cigar and announces "Hey i forgot my cigar, I have to go get it." (Now mind you we are about a quarter of a mile give or take from the arena at this point, long walk to the car situation.) At this point I was getting a little annoyed to say the least, I say, hey I have nice brand new $10 cigars in the car, no need to go get your cigar butt by the arena. NO she insists on getting the cigar that was almost smoked up anyway. I proceed to get into an argument with her about this. She blows up and starts getting cocky, long story short, that did it for me, I bit my tounge and took her back to her house and dropped her off, later. See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya. Wow that was a whack job. Turns out the poor girl was certifiable. A few weeks later I ran into a friend of mine that works as a nurse at a hospital, sure enough that girl had checked herself into the mental ward there. No lie. Not sure whatever happened to her. She was hot though.

 

[eowensby]

I have to admit that I was a bad date once...I was a senior in high school and it was during exams just before Christmas break. A boy from church called to ask me to the Amy Grant/Michael W. Smith Christmas Concert/grand opening of Nashville's new Arena. I told him sure I'd love to go, knowing that this was a big deal...people were wearing fur coats and sipping tiny wine.
Well, I also had an exam the next morning, so I tucked my exam notes in my coat pocket. All was going great until I whipped out those notes during intermission. He said oh come on put those up! I was embarrassed and apologized.

One of our teens at church was telling me about this awful date she went on a few months ago. It was another case of a boy really liking her and calling her, she wasn't all that interested, but her mother told her that she needed to go out with him to be nice. So he comes to pick her up...seems okay, she gets in his car and his best friend is in the car too. So off they went to the movies...all 3 of them. Then they went to grab a bite to eat at some fast food place; okay fine they are 16. As she is getting in the car she looks over and sees him a couple of parking spaces away with his back turned to her...he was peeing!! She was so embarrassed and once she got back home told her mother there was no way she would ever go out with him again!

 

[thptrek]

As I said before, mine are pretty lame compared to these but there was one other worth noting (as a foot note) for what its worth.

A few weeks later I ran into a friend of mine that works as a nurse at a hospital, sure enough that girl had checked herself into the mental ward there. No lie. Not sure whatever happened to her. She was hot though.

I like that she was hot though.

 

[Disneyland1084]

Mine was HORRIBLE!!!! There was this guy a friend of mine introduced me to. (Her heart was in the right place) Because we lived a 6 hour drive away from each other we chatted online for a while. Eventually he drove up to see me. He was NOTHING like I thought he was. He was some freak into Japanese animation. That's not why, but he watched it on our tv and would repeat the dialog. We had absolutley NOTHING in common and he didn't stay long at all. ....

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

6 don't throw up

I burst out laughing when I read that because I actually did throw up on a date once. Well..not on my date, on the shoes of a resteraunt hostess.

DH and I were dating and because of our busy work schedules, etc, we hadn't actually gone on a date for a couple weeks. So one night, despite the fact that we are both sick with the flu and feeling like dogs that just got run over, we decided to go out. We get to the resteraunt and order our food. It comes out, DH takes like 3 bites of his and excuses himself. He comes back looking really pale and I ask if everything is alright. He says relatively and I start to eat. But no sooner do I eat more than four or five bites when I suddenly feel very, very ill. I run from our table to the front of the resteraunt (where the bathroom/waiting area is) and trip on the carpet-to-tile transition thingie next to the hostess stand. I end up throwing up all over the hostess's shoes. before managing to crawl into the bathroom to finish throwing up.

I was so embarrassed I don't think we've ever been back there, even though it's been nearly 10 years since this happened.

TOV

 

[lborne]

My younger sister went to a nearby Catholic boarding school for "troubled" girls. They were allowed to go home on the weekends. I dated several of my sisters boarding school friends before I learned my lesson.


On our first (and only) date, I intended to take this girl out to a movie. When I picked her up, she changed the plan and seductively said she wanted to go to a park. (Imagine my 17yr old harmones). But first, she wanted to get a soda at the 7-11. While I was filling up with gas she went inside, but came out with nothing. About a mile down the road, she starts pulling snacks and stuff out of her pants that she had stolen from the 7-11. So I'm eating a stolen slim jim when I pull up under a big oak tree at the park. She unbuttons her pants, and I'm thinking either I am the luckiest guy in the world, or she's going to pull out more snacks. Well, instead of snacks, she pulls out a package of white power and starts to do lines on the dashboard of my car. OK - remember, I'm a guy and still think I'm going to get lucky, so concentrate on what might happen next and ignore the fact that I may be going to prison. What happens next is a pickup truck pulls up next to me and she jumps out of my car, says "thanks" and gets into this truck and takes off. I find out later her parents did not want her dating the guy in the truck, so he could not pick her up at her house.

 

[CathrynRose]

That's pretty Seinfeld-ish. This also reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry had fixed Elaine up with one of his friends, then when he asked how the date went she said.

Well, ....let me see...how do I put this...He pulled it out...He pulled-It-Out.

As God as my witness, I swear to you - I had someone 'pull it out' - no kidding.

I was like 'Yikes! oooooo-kay, I gots-to-go!'

 

[Daxx]

On our first date, he took me to the circus. Why? B/c one of his friends is a professional clown. I am not a fan of the circus, I hate clowns and was less than thrilled to be there. Suffice to say there was no second date. Oh, yeah -- dinner that night was peanuts and popcorn and a soda.

 

[ButchJohnson]

As God as my witness, I swear to you - I had someone 'pull it out' - no kidding.

I was like 'Yikes! oooooo-kay, I gots-to-go!'

George: "Wow, the whole time I'm thinking of how to get their clothes off, I never thought of taking mine off."

 

[ButchJohnson]

I like that she was hot though.

This was definitely a lesson I learned at this point, that looks definitely are NOT everything.