Your Worst Date Ever Story

[RUDisney]

On our first date, he took me to the circus. Why? B/c one of his friends is a professional clown. I am not a fan of the circus, I hate clowns and was less than thrilled to be there. Suffice to say there was no second date. Oh, yeah -- dinner that night was peanuts and popcorn and a soda.

But they were expensive peanuts, popcorn and soda, if that's any consolation.

 

[CathrynRose]

This strange man about twenty years older than me is leaning over and smiling.....
WHO IS THIS MAN?????????????
I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE??????????
DID I SIGNAL THE WRONG CAR TO PULL OVER?!?!?!?!!?
HOW DOES THIS OLD MAN KNOW MY NAME????????

..

ALright - you had me rolling!!!

 

[Sherri]

When I was 19 I met this guy named Rich, I'm going to say he was early thirties. We met at Hollahans in center city, Philadelphia. I was there with friends at the bar.
This guy RIch told me he worked for the pentagon. His friend Teri was hanging out with my best friend who was there with me.
We exchanged numbers. He called me and we met at another bar for a date. Then he was going to cook dinner for the next date and we were going to hang out. I got to his house in Valley Forge, which looked to be a family house. It had bedrooms with kids furniture. I asked him if he was married and he said he wasn't but one of his roommates had kids that came over on some weekends. Of course I now realize just how stupid I was, but never mind that.
We went to the liquor store and we were drinking wine on his deck. I swear it seemed to go right to my head either that or he put something in it.
Next thing I know, we are in his room. Well I told him to stop and I wasn't feeling well, he wouldn't get off of me and on top of that saying really dirty things to me. I told him I had to go to the bathroom and he wanted to go in the bathroom with me. Needless to say, I was just happy to get out of there alive and the rest of the stuff that happend became a learning experience for me not to trust people so much.
Funny how when I was looking through old journals I found the one that had his phone number and directions to his house. It made me rethink the whole thing again and about how stupid I was at 19.

 

[goofygirl]

OMG these are hilarious!

I have no real bad stories to add. Have had a lot of lame dates, but not real BAD ones. I tend to attract guys with no job, I don't know what that's all about. They must think I have money, but I don't!

 

[goofygirl]

5 don't grab the date in an inappropriate place
6 don't throw up
7 a date does not consist of driving around your neighborhood dropping by friends homes

And I'd like to add this tip:

A classy place to take a date for dinner is a place without an arcade game in the entrance. I repeat: *without* an arcade game in the entrance.

 

[lborne]

You know, some of these are not funny, but scary. Sherri was very close to being raped.

My wife and I just saw the movie Little Children. If you see it, you will know there is a scene where a woman has a very bad date.

 

[lborne]

And I'd like to add this tip:

A classy place to take a date for dinner is a place without an arcade game in the entrance. I repeat: *without* an arcade game in the entrance.

You mean Chucky Cheese is not a good place for a date? Its just like Disney World - with animatronics and all. And they serve beer. (Now I know that is just to help the parent's nerves).

 

[mumzie2three]

I didn't read all the posts so I don't know if anyone else had their face licked by their date. But my date was a professional guy who was quite a bit older than me, but my cousin pressured me into giving him a chance. When he tried to kiss me on the lips at the end of the date, I turned to offer him my cheek and that's when it happened. I thought he'd had too much to drink but he tried to tell me later that he's had some dental work done earlier that day and that's why the drinks hit him so hard. He showed up at my house a few days later (after I told him why I wasn't interested in a second date) bearing a dozen roses. It didn't work. I don't date St. Bernards.

 

[Corryn]

I'm not totally sure I get this one, you saying this was all a dream???

Sorry, it was way past my bedtime when I wrote this...
It was no dream....It was a nightmare!!!
When I was working one day I saw this super hot cop who was there in court to testify. He was wearing a black jacket. My lawyer friend comes in to tell me his witness, a cop, would like to know if he could have my phone number so we could go out and I said, the hot cop with the black jacket? He said, yes...
So right away I thought it was the Hot Cop...But stupid me, it was winter and just about everyone has a black jacket~!
So Craig, the lawyer, gives my number to this other cop, NOT THE ONE THAT I THOUGHT WAS HOT!!!
I was talking with this guy on the phone for over three weeks and we both started liking each other and then when I finally saw him, I saw that it was some guy Who I had never seen before! AND he was about 20 years older than me and definitely not my type.....

These are some FUNNY Stories!!!!!!!
It is hysterical how naive we all are when we're young!!!

I've also noticed that the women and men are extremely different when discussing their first dates....
Guys will put up with A LOT if a girl is Hot on a first date...
Girls put up with NOTHING on a first date, even if the guy is hot...

Let's hear some more......

 

[ButchJohnson]

Sorry, it was way past my bedtime when I wrote this...
It was no dream....It was a nightmare!!!
When I was working one day I saw this super hot cop who was there in court to testify. He was wearing a black jacket. My lawyer friend comes in to tell me his witness, a cop, would like to know if he could have my phone number so we could go out and I said, the hot cop with the black jacket? He said, yes...
So right away I thought it was the Hot Cop...But stupid me, it was winter and just about everyone has a black jacket~!
So Craig, the lawyer, gives my number to this other cop, NOT THE ONE THAT I THOUGHT WAS HOT!!!
I was talking with this guy on the phone for over three weeks and we both started liking each other and then when I finally saw him, I saw that it was some guy Who I had never seen before! AND he was about 20 years older than me and definitely not my type.....

These are some FUNNY Stories!!!!!!!
It is hysterical how naive we all are when we're young!!!

I've also noticed that the women and men are extremely different when discussing their first dates....
Guys will put up with A LOT if a girl is Hot on a first date...
Girls put up with NOTHING on a first date, even if the guy is hot...

Let's hear some more......

Oh yeah I get it, that is pretty funny.

 

[ButchJohnson]

This one's pretty lame, but since I"m trying to keep the thread going. This one is pretty simple. Went out drinking with this person. Dont even remember when or where we met. (Again this was year's ago.) She wasn't bad looking, nice girl all and all, but once we started drinking, at some point in the evening she started just continuously burping. It was almost like a bad case of hiccups but not, striaght up burping, I was trying to over look it, but it got to a point to where it was just becoming totally gross and disgusting and I got the heck out of dodge.

 

[RUDisney]

This one's pretty lame, but since I"m trying to keep the thread going. This one is pretty simple. Went out drinking with this person. Dont even remember when or where we met. (Again this was year's ago.) She wasn't bad looking, nice girl all and all, but once we started drinking, at some point in the evening she started just continuously burping. It was almost like a bad case of hiccups but not, striaght up burping, I was trying to over look it, but it got to a point to where it was just becoming totally gross and disgusting and I got the heck out of dodge.

You only left quickly because she was not bad looking. If she was HOT you may have overlooked it longer.

 

[ButchJohnson]

You only left quickly because she was not bad looking. If she was HOT you may have overlooked it longer.

That is a definite possibility.

 

[arminnie]

Years and years ago an old boyfriend told me a story of what had happened to him (actually I think his friends told the story on him).

He went to a bar/party and this woman went home with him for the night. The next morning they have the following conversation:

Her: There's something I need to tell you.
Him: Ok

Her: I've been married.
Him: That's OK, I have too.

Her: Well there's something else
Him: OK - starting to get worried

Her: I have a child
Him: That's OK, so do I.

Her: There's something else
Him: Really getting worried - Yes?

Her: I'm a patient at Terrell - state mental hospital

He had to drive her back to the mental hospital about 35 miles away. His friends never let him live that down. She was truly a nut case.

 

[Angelrose]

I was a very sheltered girl. Italian family that was very strict. I was very shy and very unsure of myself and frankly scared of meeting boys. I did have a boyfriend for a while when I was 16, but that ended when he showed up at my doorstep with another girl who was his friend. Yeah, right, BU BYE.

I didn't date for a few years simply because nobody asked me. I wasn't unattractive, I was just everyone's little sister or best friend. No guys thought of me in a romantic way.

So my cousin who was married to a cop felt sorry for me and fixed me up with a cop. We met at her house and we hardly spoke to each other than "Hi, how are you?" He did finally call me for a date. I was so thrilled. He was just barely taller than me. I am 5' on a good day. But he was nice looking and seemed nice. My mother told him when he picked me up that my curfew was 10pm. OK Off we went. We saw a movie and then he took me to a little cafe for a burger and soda. I was happy with the evening. Then he pulled into a place known for "parking". I didn't want to seem like a child so I didn't argue. We parked and he spent most of the time telling me about his old girlfriend who dumped him and how he had wanted to be a jockey but didn't quite make it. He kissed me on the lips a couple of times. Nothing too serious, just a nice kiss. Then he took me home. We got to my house about 3 minutes after 10pm. I kid you not, my mother told him, when she said 10pm, she meant it. He laughed and thought she was kidding. She assured him, she wasn't. I thought I would die of embarrassment. Well for a couple of weeks I kept waiting for him to call. Finally I asked my cousin if he was going to call. She said she would ask him. OHHHHH WHY DID I DO THAT???

Finally my aunts took me aside and told me he told my cousin that he would NEVER go out with a girl who parked on the first date!!!! I stood there with my mouth open and then called him a "child without a father" and told my aunts to tell him I would never go out with a man who kissed and told and that I thought he was a first class jerk. I was so mad I wanted to find that little twerp and mash his face in. (Gee, even then I was a mean old lady) LOL

 

[goofygirl]

You mean Chucky Cheese is not a good place for a date? Its just like Disney World - with animatronics and all. And they serve beer. (Now I know that is just to help the parent's nerves).

As much as I like ski ball...nah, C.E.C. is NOT a good date place! However I found that it *is* great birth control. 10 minutes in there and my tubes tie themselves!

 

[jillyjoey]

As much as I like ski ball...nah, C.E.C. is NOT a good date place! However I found that it *is* great birth control. 10 minutes in there and my tubes tie themselves!

I have been laughing reading this whole thread -- but this just topped it off. Thanks for the laughs

 

[da-winnie-pooh]

This wasn't as creepy as some, but it was creepy.

I think (when I was younger) I was pretty enough to be attractive, but not so gorgeous that guys would be intimidated. So, I had my share of weird-o's asking me out. The worst was a friend of a friend, who I met at a church function. He told me that he'd always imagined going out with a girl who looked like me and when he saw me he said, "That's the girl I've always wanted to go out with." So, we went out for coffee, except I had a Diet Coke. The waitress asked if we wanted anything to eat and he said, "No, I've had so much to eat lately that if I tried to eat anything I'd probably throw up. But, you (talking to me) go ahead and order something if you want." Not after that. It was right after Christmas, so he probably had been eating a lot, but that was weird. THEN, he talked about dead people and dying the whole time.

I turned him down for a second date.

Then, our mutual friend told me how weird he was. WHY he didn't tell me that before I wasted my time, I don't know.

He got married and divorced just a few months later.

My dh and I got together on a church (same church) trip. I needed a ride, so I rode with him, his sister and a friend. Sister and friend are both hearing-impaired, so they couldn't communicate after it was dark. So, he and I talked pretty much all night and I told him my dating horror stories. I was expecting him to laugh, but he was sympathetic! And nice! We had been friendly acquaintances for a couple of years, at least, but it took being almost alone for several hours for me to figure things out. He's nice! And cute! And nice! And didn't talk about throwing up OR dead people.

Sixteen and a half years later, he had I are still together.

 

[jemiaule]

Great thread, been reading it all evening.

Only two dates come to mind that were pretty awful.

I was dating this guy for a while and one evening he and a couple of friends of his were coming over to my apartment to watch a movie.

After a few minutes in my apratment one of his friends starts FREAKING out and tells me that there is a dark presence in my apartment and that he can feel it. The other friend says he feels it too and asks to look around. Figuring they are just being dorks I ssay sure, look around all you like.

The next thing I know I here singing and loud talking coming from my bedroom. So me and the guy I was dating go in there to see what these two guys are doing. They are on their knees, in the middle of my bedroom signing hymns and praying. LOUDLY

So we of course ask the WTH they are doing and they proceed to tell me that their is a demon presence in my bedroom hanging out in the corner of my room and they are trying to rid it from my home.

I just looked at the guy I was dating, said "yeah, ok time to rid these two freaks from my home. I am going to the kitchen to get a soda, come and get me when they are gone." Took him a good twenty minutes to get them out of there.


So, same guy and I have now been seeing each other forquite a while and eventually break up. I should state that he broke up with me. A few weeks later I start dating someone else...and not even really dating. We had been friends for a while and just started hanging out a lot because he had recently broke up with some one too. But one night we decide to go on a real date.

So we have a nice time; went to dinner (no arcade game in the lobby!), then a movie (no weird flick like some of you) and went back to his house to hang out for a while. While we were there we kept hearing weird noises outside so we kept looking out the windows but saw nothing.

The noises keep up so we go to one of the bedrooms to look out a window to see if we can see anything. And there we find my ex-boyfriend lurking around and trying to spy on us! Come to find out he had followed us around the whole night. He was hanging out in the restaurant where we had dinner, followed us to the movie the whole shebang! Well, at least he didn't bring his demon-hunting friends along for a joyride.

DH and I still laugh about him and his weirdness. Yes DH was the guy I had gone out with that night.

 

[ButchJohnson]

Great thread, been reading it all evening.

Only two dates come to mind that were pretty awful.

I was dating this guy for a while and one evening he and a couple of friends of his were coming over to my apartment to watch a movie.

After a few minutes in my apratment one of his friends starts FREAKING out and tells me that there is a dark presence in my apartment and that he can feel it. The other friend says he feels it too and asks to look around. Figuring they are just being dorks I ssay sure, look around all you like.

The next thing I know I here singing and loud talking coming from my bedroom. So me and the guy I was dating go in there to see what these two guys are doing. They are on their knees, in the middle of my bedroom signing hymns and praying. LOUDLY

So we of course ask the WTH they are doing and they proceed to tell me that their is a demon presence in my bedroom hanging out in the corner of my room and they are trying to rid it from my home.

I just looked at the guy I was dating, said "yeah, ok time to rid these two freaks from my home. I am going to the kitchen to get a soda, come and get me when they are gone." Took him a good twenty minutes to get them out of there.


So, same guy and I have now been seeing each other forquite a while and eventually break up. I should state that he broke up with me. A few weeks later I start dating someone else...and not even really dating. We had been friends for a while and just started hanging out a lot because he had recently broke up with some one too. But one night we decide to go on a real date.

So we have a nice time; went to dinner (no arcade game in the lobby!), then a movie (no weird flick like some of you) and went back to his house to hang out for a while. While we were there we kept hearing weird noises outside so we kept looking out the windows but saw nothing.

The noises keep up so we go to one of the bedrooms to look out a window to see if we can see anything. And there we find my ex-boyfriend lurking around and trying to spy on us! Come to find out he had followed us around the whole night. He was hanging out in the restaurant where we had dinner, followed us to the movie the whole shebang! Well, at least he didn't bring his demon-hunting friends along for a joyride.

DH and I still laugh about him and his weirdness. Yes DH was the guy I had gone out with that night.

So did you ever experience any paranormal activity in the room?

Add to the list of what NOT to dos on first dates:

8) No conducting exorcisms, until at least the 3rd or 4th date. Added to this also could be no spinning your head completely around in a 360 degree circle and no vomiting green vomit.