I've got two or three...but I will just tell my biggest, favorite story.
Back in 2004 I was deployed, and I was in Germany (not a bad deployment). I was given the chance to leave a couple of weeks early, and be home for Christmas. I decided to take it. My wife and son were going to be visiting family in San Antonio, and I decided not to tell them. The only person in Texas who knew I was headed home was her mother.
So the Air Force was going to send me back to Boston (where I live). And I bought tickets from Boston to San Antonio (through Cheaptickets.com) to fly on the 24th. I told my wife that I would be away from my hotel for a couple of days, because the guys were going to be sight seeing! I boarded a plane from Frankfurt to JFK in NYC on the 23rd of December.
I flew to New York, and when I got there, I was told that my flight to Boston was cancelled! There was a major freeze across the country, and lots of flights were messed up! They would fly me home the next day. Unfortunately, I would miss my next flight!
So I called cheap tickets, and asked if I could change my arrangement, and fly straight from New York to Texas. I could...for about $1000. I passed. I was upset. Somebody suggested a train from New York to Boston. So I got on a cab (although it wasn't yellow, and all cabs in Manhattan, at least, are yellow). The driver mentioned that there was a shuttle from Laguardia to Boston every hour, so he took me there. I got on a plane. Took a cab home. I got home late, and I had to leave really early the next morning, so I decided not to sleep. I called a friend in DC who knew I was travelling. We talked for a couple of hours, and I eventually to a shuttle back to Logan.
I returned to the airport, only to find out that my flight out was slightly delayed. Eventually I found out that it was majorly delayed, and if I caught it, I would miss my connecting flight (more fall-out from the freeze the day before). So I went to the counter, and I got a new flight. This time I was flying to Dallas (I think that my original flight was through DC), and then to San Antonio.
I left my gate area, went to another area, and waited for my flight. Guess what, it ended up being delayed too! But I eventually got on, and decided to take a nap...I had slept since I left Germany. We finally land in Dallas, and guess what, I missed my final flight! I went to the agent, to see what flights were available. There were NONE. He told me people were just staying at the hotels. Mind you, this was Christmas eve afternoon now.
So I went to the rental car counter, and got a car. At this point, I didn't have my cell, I left it at home when I deployed, and my wife's friend used it (free talks between the 2 of them) and she was out of state when I returned. So while I drove across TX, I had to find a pay phone and give my mother-in-law a heads up.
She tells me to meet her at her store (she wanted to be there when my wife realized that I was home). So I arrived about 30 or 40 minutes before she closed. She attempts to call my wife and/or sister in law, but they were out, and left their phones behind. So she calls her husband (who is now in on it, because he was originally going to pick me up at the airport) and has him pass the message.
They get home, my father-in-law tells them to head to the store IMMEDIATELY. At this point, they know that their mom is getting my wife a special present. My SIL knew that much. My wife was concerned...she went to all that trouble, what if I don't like it...
They come to the store, I am hiding deep in the stock room. My wife is dragged to the back. My MIL tells me to come out. At this point my wife thought "What? She got me a stripper!?" So when I walked out, it took her a couple of seconds to register what was happening. But it was priceless!