Ya know....

[CynJ]

whenever I have a really really bad day (like today!!) - I just pop onto the CB and look for some of ***********'s posts....her jokes always make me laugh and reminds me to keep my sense of humor!

Thanks Laura!!

 

[nkjzmom]

I second that thought!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Plus she has some great thoughts on folding, rather NOT folding fitted sheets!!!!!!!!!!!


Thanks Laura!

 

[SuiteDisney]

Wow! Thank you!

One Hundred Dollars From God

A Post Office worker at the main sorting office finds an
unstamped, poorly hand-written envelope addressed to God.

He opens it and discovers it is from an elderly lady, distressed
because some thief robbed her of 100 dollars. She will be cold
and hungry for the rest of the month if she doesn't receive some
divine intervention.

The worker organizes a collection amongst the other postal
workers, who dig deep and come up with 96 dollars. They get it to
her by special courier the same morning.

A week later, the same postal worker recognizes the same hand on
another envelope. He opens it and reads:

"Dear God, Thank you for the 100 dollars. This month would have
been so bleak otherwise.

"P.S. It was four dollars short but that was probably those
thieving *******s at the Post Office."

 

[Buckalew]

(Didn't Willy warn us about those "***'s" ?