Ya Gotta Love It When....

SharpMomOfTwo

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Your kids use CHEESE as a moisturizer for their skin... and the couch.

Take a big sip of their drink, and then spit it ALL OVER THE PLACE.

Take all the wipes out of the box and thrown them in the garbage.

Take the backing off all your feminine pads and stick them on the wall for an "art project" (that one was actually me when I was about 4).

Start screaming at the top of their lungs for no reason while your on the phone with a client.



How about you - just cut and paste this onto yours and keep the list going!
 
Play with the poop in their diaper,paint the walls and floor with it.

Pull down their pants and Moon the neighbor

Cut holes with their safety scissors..in their brand new school clothes
 


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