Worst Movies Ever!

[Kathryn Merteuil]

I agree with you on City of Angels. I don’t remember the movie except for the ending. So, so stupid. I’m still mad about it lol

OMG I saw that movie when it first came to HBO like "back in the day". I am still upset about the ending.

 

[arminnie]

My Dinner with Andre. I had a tape of it given to me. I tried to watch it about 5-6 times - almost as a challenge but could never finish it.

My favorite line though was when Wallace Shawn says that a good day for him is when he wakes up in the morning and the cup of coffee left over from yesterday doesn't have a dead roach floating in it.

 

[FlightlessDuck]

Manos, The Hands of Fate
JFK
Lost in Space
Paycheck
Swordfish
Knowing

 

[Wubar]

On a side note, if I have any prognosticating abilities whatsoever....Uncle Drew looks absolutely stupid as all heck.

 

[FlightlessDuck]

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.

How dare you, good sir.
How DARE you!

 

[FlightlessDuck]

Gravity!!!!!

Hudson Hawk, ... A Christmas Story, The Color Purple

I was going to say From Dusk ‘Til Dawn

 

[MickeyMinnieMom]

- Blade 2

- Godzilla w/Matthew Broderick

Same friend responsible for picking both. He didn’t get to pick again for a while after these two.

 

[jaybirdsmommy]

I NOMINATE GHOST SHARK!

It's a shark... that's also a ghost.

You can find it in fire hydrants and puddles in the road.

No, I kid you not.

How have DS and I missed this one? He loves anything with a shark in it.

Seriously, he and I love bad movies - the cornier the better. Several of our favorites are mentioned on this thread

The Angry Birds Movie was the worst thing ever.

 

[PK Disney Dork]

The Blair Witch Project- I still get mad thinking about this one.
Strange Wilderness
The Fountain
Tree of Life

 

[loves to dive]

Bubba Hotep. My honey and son love it so any time it's on they watch it.

 

[Gigi22]

Easy! It was on the late show one night. Billy the Kid vs. Dracula. They had a really low special effects budget. Every time Drac was suppose to disappear/reappear or turn into a bat, they just turned the camera off, the actor got out of the frame, and a bat on wires (a puppet) was put into the frame, or the reverse. The result was hysterically funny, Drac just popped in and out!

 

[bellebud]

I NOMINATE GHOST SHARK!
It's a shark... that's also a ghost.
You can find it in fire hydrants and puddles in the road.
No, I kid you not.

Thank you!! My kids and I will be looking that up to watch

 

[FlightlessDuck]

Easy! It was on the late show one night. Billy the Kid vs. Dracula. They had a really low special effects budget. Every time Drac was suppose to disappear/reappear or turn into a bat, they just turned the camera off, the actor got out of the frame, and a bat on wires (a puppet) was put into the frame, or the reverse. The result was hysterically funny, Drac just popped in and out!

You should watch the companion movie, Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter.

 

[pigletliz]

Apocalypto - Horrified by the violence, plus the added annoyance of the nutcase parents who brought a small child. People were slaughtered all over the screen and the kid was running up and down the aisles with popcorn.

Howard the Duck

 

[elgerber]

Mother! Yes it has great actors such as Jennifer Lawrence, Ed Harris, Michelle Pfeiffer, but probably the most disturbing movie I have ever seen. I won't give it away but you are captivated and drawn in by the weirdness of the movie trying to figure out what in the world it all means, and then all of a sudden there is a scene and it hits you and man is this movie disturbing. I honestly wanted to write someone about how messed up it was lol. Really. Horrible horrible horrible movie. I read later on that it is suppose to represent Mother nature or something but omg.

While I don't think it was the worst movie ever (not really sure what takes that title for me), I know the scene you are talking about and I agree. I hated that scene and it was sooooooooooooo disturbing.

 

[camreesmom]

The Hateful Eight. Not only was it horrible but it was LONG! I thought it would never end. I seriously thought about going to the car and taking a nap and leaving DH in the theater alone to finish watching it.

 

[tinkerdorabelle]

While I don't think it was the worst movie ever (not really sure what takes that title for me), I know the scene you are talking about and I agree. I hated that scene and it was sooooooooooooo disturbing.

I agree, I guess it's how you define "worst" lol. Worst could mean totally unwatchable and this wasn't that. The movie is well done in a weird way bc I was engaged, has good actors, maybe that's why it was so disturbing, and maybe also bc I didn't expect it. I think if you see a horrible Hostel movie, or Saw, you know what you're getting. But then that scene hits towards the end I think bc I never watched past that part I was so disturbed and angry. I honest to goodness was Enraged, that's how I felt. I was thinking why why why do we look at things like that for entertainment, why would someone put that in a movie ever. Then I read it is suppose to have a deeper meaning or something, whatever. Just one of those movies that really bothered me and wish I never let into my psyche hehe.

 

[Domo]

Jason and the Argonauts was pretty dire. One of the knights wore a digital watch on and you can clearly see vapour trails in the sky as planes buzz around. And it was shot in stop motion animation so skeletons sometimes appear out of nowhere and other times appear to fall over momentarily as the animators accidentally got it allll wrong.

 

[Jennasis]

We can add Annihilation to the list. Watched it last night. What a pointless craptacular movie.

 

[Caseheidi]

Evolution was bad for me, but for some reason my in-laws liked it. DH owed me big time after that one.

We also bought (no idea why) Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine. Terrible. And it appears that there is a second Dr. Goldfoor movie. No way am I watching that one.