Nomi
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- Feb 19, 2008
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I have a nasty cold and all the fun people one excects when it must be a full moon or something... this entire month. Bear with me, I'm just venting ^_^
Me to Annoying/Daft/Abusive Customers (all what I want to say to real life events):
"I'm not trying to just get you to but a bigger tank from me when I tell you how big that oscar/goldfish/pleco/angelfish/ect will get, and I do have the ability and authority to refuse you the fish or at least refuse the health warranty if you insist upon keeping that goldfish in a bowl, that oscar fry in a ten gallon or seven angels in a 20. If you tell me that you're buying those bettas/cichlids to fight I will have you leave the store or call my manager who will tell you to leave the store. No you cannot put the auratus ciclid in with your angels. No you cannot feed your oscar peanut butter, sausage, toast, ect, and feeding live goldfish and minnows only/too much can seriously damage the health and even kill your predator. Piranhas are not the indiscriminate killer you are looking for and I'm not going to sell you one if you just want to watch it kill goldfish (see above about predators and goldfish). I am not telling you that these tetras/ect need to be in groups of at least 6 to make you buy more fish. Yelling at me when I give you advice you asked for if it's not what you wanted to hear is not helping anyone in any way. Professing to be an expert on goldfish because a goldfish you have lived two years in a bowl is not impressive when they live to 10-20 years on average. Do not let your child open up the tanks, stick their hands in and GRAB fish while you look on and laugh (some of our fish have spikes and teeth, not to mention the damage your kid does to them). I will not feed *insert fish here* to *insert fish here* just for you. Yes that is how big plecos get (in reference to our two long-term pleco dudes) and just because yours died before it was even half grown does not mean that's how big they get. Do not take our bettas out of their betta barraks (one gallon per fish with weekly %100 water changes) and put them in the tetra, barb or cichlid tanks."
Sorry about that. For the past few months I've been working in the aquarium section I would say that 99% of the customers have been wonderful and a joy to work with, making my job great (besides getting to work with fish, reptiles and invertebrates all day <3 ). However, these past few weeks.... All the crazy ones have been crawling out from somewhere.
Seriously, this one guy came in asking why his oscar died. Apparently, he was keeping it in a 50 gallon and feeding it peanut butter, table scraps, chips and just feeder goldfish (nothing else). *facepalm*
Me to Annoying/Daft/Abusive Customers (all what I want to say to real life events):
"I'm not trying to just get you to but a bigger tank from me when I tell you how big that oscar/goldfish/pleco/angelfish/ect will get, and I do have the ability and authority to refuse you the fish or at least refuse the health warranty if you insist upon keeping that goldfish in a bowl, that oscar fry in a ten gallon or seven angels in a 20. If you tell me that you're buying those bettas/cichlids to fight I will have you leave the store or call my manager who will tell you to leave the store. No you cannot put the auratus ciclid in with your angels. No you cannot feed your oscar peanut butter, sausage, toast, ect, and feeding live goldfish and minnows only/too much can seriously damage the health and even kill your predator. Piranhas are not the indiscriminate killer you are looking for and I'm not going to sell you one if you just want to watch it kill goldfish (see above about predators and goldfish). I am not telling you that these tetras/ect need to be in groups of at least 6 to make you buy more fish. Yelling at me when I give you advice you asked for if it's not what you wanted to hear is not helping anyone in any way. Professing to be an expert on goldfish because a goldfish you have lived two years in a bowl is not impressive when they live to 10-20 years on average. Do not let your child open up the tanks, stick their hands in and GRAB fish while you look on and laugh (some of our fish have spikes and teeth, not to mention the damage your kid does to them). I will not feed *insert fish here* to *insert fish here* just for you. Yes that is how big plecos get (in reference to our two long-term pleco dudes) and just because yours died before it was even half grown does not mean that's how big they get. Do not take our bettas out of their betta barraks (one gallon per fish with weekly %100 water changes) and put them in the tetra, barb or cichlid tanks."
Sorry about that. For the past few months I've been working in the aquarium section I would say that 99% of the customers have been wonderful and a joy to work with, making my job great (besides getting to work with fish, reptiles and invertebrates all day <3 ). However, these past few weeks.... All the crazy ones have been crawling out from somewhere.
Seriously, this one guy came in asking why his oscar died. Apparently, he was keeping it in a 50 gallon and feeding it peanut butter, table scraps, chips and just feeder goldfish (nothing else). *facepalm*