Just trying to sneak in a few replies this afternoon....
Amy: I hate to say it, but I was sooo relieved to know that I'm not the only person for whom the household is more dangerous than the open road. It makes my clumsiness seem a little less lonely, if still as pathetic. GS and bedtime yoga sound like fun! PD on the foot pain (quit wearing heels!) and for your upcoming certification! Oh, and thanks for the great advice to Cecilia--I'm sure it will help me out sometime.
Aloha Jeff: It must be mishap week! I'm so glad to know that you didn't get hurt on the ******* Ginger Trail (apparently that's a warning for people) and that your phone survived the dunking. (And there ain't a good dunkin without a donut, IMO.) I'm comforted by the fact that the first reaction of the Princesses was laughter--that's good, high-quality family time!!
So, wait. These celebrations were this week?
HAPPY (BELATED) BIRTHDAY AND
HAPPY (BELATED) ANNIVERSARY!

I'm glad you shared the good news with us, finally! And it's a good thing you have your Father's Day 1/2 coming up, because now you need to do a lot of running after all that celebrating!
Cecilia: Sorry to hear about your hamstrings, but it's good to have Amy and Lisa around. And it sounds like you got in a fierce WO with the squats! Enjoy your low-tech week at the beach house. It sounds heavenly.
Lisa: Great to see you here, and handing out the good advice. I didn't know something as simple as a towel would work. Now if we could just clone you, give your clone a computer, and have you here 24/7 consultations...
Howard: I'm also on the lookout for a comfortable pair of headphones, as I tend to lose and abuse mine. The headphones I was thinking of are Zelco's Outi bone-contention headphones. I did a quick search, and here are a lot of brands out there--Alljoy, Audiobone, Audiocubes, Vonia. I remember looking at the Vonia earlier and thinking it might work for running because it's set up for a headband ($~85). I'm not sure about the rest, and they're all pretty pricey ($100+). Have you tried a behind the neck model, like Nike Flight or Sennheiser Sport Line? One of those will be my next experiment.
Liz: Great news about the bike ride feeling pain-free and good. Have you made a decision about the clips?
Stephanie: Welcome back--we missed you!

for booking for January, and I'm so jealous about your Disney/HH trip that's coming right up. Just for the record, I'm taking you at your word--I'm ready, willing, and able to go into butt-kicking mode if necessary! Hiiiii-yahhhhh! (Imagine me as either Miss Piggy or Kung Fu Panda if you will.) Speaking of butt-kicking, get thee to a doctor, woman, if that pain doesn't cease and desist!
MLA: Great job on increasing your speed for C25K! And I've never thought of using ON Demand for fitness WOs. It's a terrific idea!
Leana: I have no doubt you'll have no problem keeping up. I actually didn't think you were going to drop anything. I have this image of you continuing to add activities into your schedule as you find new things that excite you. Next I'm seeing you add something surf-y in there--not sure how that works with your geographic location, but that's the vision I have of you. (Are you a snowboarder, btw? Because I think of you as one.

I make up backstories for everyone here, I think.)
MB Michelle: Woo hoo for DL! Good luck on your tri--not that you'll need it--and I look forward to the RR when you return!
Bride Michelle: Ooooh, I'm so happy for you--you were able to get all that you wanted in your dress AND please your mom, too. It's a winner, as are the BMs' dresses. It looks like I'll have to be checking in on your PJ to get the skinny on your planner, the photographer, etc. So be sure to drop in a running tidbit now and then, even if it's on the PJ instead of here. (What? You don't have all the time in the world with what's going on??

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Tracey: You, I'd definitely give a Focker hand-signal to. A FOCK you, gesture, if you will.

At least you're tag-free! Of all the witty things I (think I) say, the tag fairy chooses the most banal? (I'm pretty sure what I said before the daydream bit was funnier, and probably involved talk about food.) WTG with the walking in the rain. Forget about doing what you "gotta" do--you made the choice to get out there. Because you're an athlete!
Jackie: 
on the overheating. I'm so glad you channelled Angie, listened to your own advice, and temporarily silenced your Type A runner. (And yet, your time remains fantastic!) I'm not sure I follow the RftC idea--your Galloway group is doing three 5K races that day?
Kristi: I've never gotten a ticket to contest, but it's my word-of-mouth understanding that it works if the officer is a no-show and that a state trooper is more likely to be a no-show than local ones. I've got no evidence to support that, of course, but here's hoping.
Julie: So, you're a ticketed speedster are you? Can I call you Speed Racer, for both your driving skills and your running?
As for me: Rest day--I'm keeping it to Pilates or yoga tonight as my knee is still a bit sore right under the cap. Grumble, grumble, snark, snark.