Originally posted by KimRaye
It's been a while. Everybody take yesterday off??
I had a late night.....first...yodel practice...then...a party!
Well, I had told Brer_Yodeler...the teacher...not me .....about my one-man-band...
he had invited me to make my first public appearance in front of all the Brer_Yodelers last week....but as you know...i injured my elbow in a juggling mishap....
so....i was to perform this week....
well....wouldn't you know it? Brer_Yodeler....the kiss-up....heard about me one-man-banding it....and he...pardon the pun....horned in on my idea....
I get to Yodeler Hall....and there is Brer_Yodeler...the kiss-up...all suited up....heck, i didn't even have my garters ready....so...anyway...i got ready as he did his gig....
he had a drum...some cymbals....a mandolin....and a recorder...a wood like flute...
he had the recorder on some sort of a neck brace....and, not meaning to sound critical...he kind of looked like a sword fish from the side...
well anyway.....while he played....i got ready......if you read the thread about my one-man-band equipment...you knw I have a xylophone gartered on one arm and a cel phone on the other...
I have a 5 string banjo and an accordian....NOEL banners with bells...cymbals on my knees....a foot pedaled drum...and a foot pedaled cymbal..a kitchen timer with a sweet "DING"....a tambourine on my head...other jingle jangles and my xylophone sticks on a sleeveless pin vest...5 modified earrings on each ear with jingle bells...
and a harmonica on a brace on my neck....
and my 2nd cel phone in the vest pocket..
i call the 2nd cel phone by speed dialing with the on on my arm to get a melody when the phone rings.....
then I join in with my assorted instruments...
by the time I got ready....Brer_Yodeler...the kiss-up...finished....he was pretty good too!
He received wild applause....
my turn.....
to be continued....